April 22, 2009

Thursday, 4/23

NYT 4:22 (on paper)
LAT 3:44
CS 3:08
Tausig (untimed)

Steve Dobis's New York Times crossword

You know what's insane? In order to get an image of a solution grid for this puzzle (which I solved on paper last week because it was the finals puzzle for the Marbles Amateur Crossword Tournament), I used the "check my solution" option in the NYT applet and just copied my answers over from the hard copy. Typing in 15 lines of answers took me 1:22...and the speediest Monday applet times for the likes of Tyler Hinman and Dan Feyer are around 1:30 but they're reading the clues. Ladies and gentlemen, they are fast. If you're looking to hire a speedy and accurate typist, you've found your man.

The theme answers are four 15-letter entries all clued [See 71-Across]. The 71A clue is [Shade that defines 17-, 27-, 49- and 65-Across], and that hue is BROWN. What's BROWN? There's James BROWN, known as the GODFATHER OF SOUL. There's the nickname for UPS, a FEDEX COMPETITOR. In the NFL, a CLEVELAND PLAYER is a member of the Cleveland Browns. And it's also an IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL. Often when the theme is embodied in a common clue, the answers are phrases that wouldn't usually pass muster as crossword fill—so it's a plus that GODFATHER OF SOUL and IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL are solid and lively 15's.

And now, an olio of non-theme clues:

  • [They need their bearings] clues AUTOS. I couldn't tell you where in a car there might be any bearings.
  • [Romance fiction or horror films, e.g.] sounds like a clue for GENRE but actually, these things are an ESCAPE.
  • Nobody likes a [Midcentury year] Roman numeral clue. This one is MDL, or 1550.
  • This one's interesting: NAVAHO is a [Language that contains no adjectives].
  • [Available] clues ON CALL. Raise your hand if you went with ON SALE first.
  • How often does Def Leppard make the crossword? Not often, my friends. Not often. ON ME completes the title of the [Def Leppard hit "Pour Some Sugar ___"].
  • Have you ever been seated in the LOGE? It's a [High-priced ticket option] and I word I never encounter outside of the puzzle.
  • O'HARE Airport makes an appearance. [Almost 80 million people visit it yearly]—and somehow they all manage to fill the overhead bins above other passengers' seats.
  • [Former Colorado governor Roy] ROMER made the right center of the puzzle a lot tougher for non-Coloradans, didn't he?
  • Ah, Andy GIBB, [1970s-'80s singer Andy], my #1 heartthrob when I was 12. Shaun Cassidy and Leif Garrett couldn't hold a candle to him.
  • I know Leopold and Loeb, and I know singer Lisa Loeb. [Financial writer Marshall] LOEB is not one of my primary Loebs.
Updated Thursday morning:

Dan Naddor's L.A. Times crossword

Dan Naddor riffs on 33D: BEAN SALAD, a [Picnic veggie dish, and a hint to words hidden in the answers to starred clues]. I had seen the COCOA in 3D: ROCOCO ART, an [18th century French painting style], but thought of hot chocolate rather than cocoa beans so it still took me a while to contemplate hidden beans. The other three are:
  • 19A: A PINTO bean inside KEEP IN TOUCH, or [Parting words].
  • 37A: The mighty SOY bean in IT'S SO YOU, or ["That outfit looks fabulous!"].
  • 57A: A LIMA bean in SLIM AND NONE, [Like unlikely chances]. "Slim to none" feels more in-the-language to me.
Good things come in pairs here. I like the double-GH crossing of GHANA, a [Togo neighbor], and GHIA, [Karmann ___: sports car]. And also the rhyming pair GOTCHA, or [Prankster's cry], and DACHA, or [Russian villa]. Not to mention the two uses of the definite article in THE U.S., [NATO founding member], and THE BENDS, a [Diver's sickness]. And two 7-letter college towns, OBERLIN, home of the [Ohio conservatory] with the same name, and LARAMIE, a [University of Wyoming site].

Did you notice that this crossword was plus-size? Yep: 16 squares wide instead of 15. And at no extra charge!

More at L.A. Crossword Confidential, from PuzzleGirl today.

Patrick Blindauer's CrosSynergy puzzle, "Sh!"

Patrick's theme takes a rude turn, shushing you even though you're just sitting there quietly working a crossword. The theme entries all share the ["Sh!"] clue, and the answers are NOT ANOTHER WORD, SHUT YOUR TRAP, PUT A SOCK IN IT, and I'VE HEARD ENOUGH. I must say, I'm disappointed that Patrick didn't find a way to use the 15-letter SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE, with its British-inflected aggressive dismissal.

The highlight of this puzzle is the 14 answers that are 6 to 8 letters long and thus less often seen in crosswords. Did you know STAR WARS was a [1977 Best Picture nominee]? The CUE CARD was a [Precursor to the teleprompter]. HEINOUS means [Abominable]. A [Quatrain or sestet] is a STANZA. [One, two, or three] is a CARDINAL number.

Note to the CrosSynergy team: The euro symbol in the 60D clue didn't display in Across Lite (v2.0 for Mac OS X). Did it work in Windows?

Ben Tausig's Ink Well/Chicago Reader crossword, "Together at Last"

Ben pays subtle tribute to SAME-SEX MARRIAGE, the [Contract now recognized by the four states whose initials "unite" the words in 18-, 26-, 46-, and 63-Across]. Those states' postal abbreviations form the end of the first and beginning of the second word in these phrases:
  • 18A: [Micronesian locale uninhabited for over 50 years] is the BIKINI ATOLL, home to IA, or Iowa.
  • 26A: [THe Upright Citizens Brigade, e.g.] is an IMPROV TROUPE. VT is Vermont.
  • 46A: [One with a gym body] is an ATHLETIC TYPE. CT is Connecticut.
  • 63A: [Orwell's allegorical Soviets] are FARM ANIMALS. MA is Massachusetts, home to a gay friend of mine and his husband.
For a good take on Miss California's comments on same-sex marriage during the Miss USA pageant, we turn to Jay Smooth of hip-hip video blog Ill Doctrine:



And now, back to our puzzle. What else is in here? This:
[People who may help you get rid of your possessions?] are EXORCISTS.
NSA isn't just the National Security Agency. It also means "no strings attached" as [Initials in casual hookup ads].
[It may be mopped or arched] refers to a BROW.
[Wonder who's in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame] is STEVIE Wonder. I like the "Is wonder a verb?" momentary confusion.
NIKE is a [Company with a notoriously checkered labor record]. Is it just my impression, or is Ben's Ink Well the crossword with the most obvious moral compass?
[Year in Pope Boniface IV's papacy] is DCIX, or 609. Nobody outside the Vatican enjoys a YOTP ("year of the pope") clue, do they? That "YOTP" abbreviation comes from the REX Parker blog, and REX is clued as [Crossword blogger Parker or film critic Reed]. And speaking of crossword bloggers who aren't me, AMAH is clued as a [Word meaning "Indian nurse" that Jim Horne of the New York Times crossword blog says "you just have to learn"].
RENO, NV is the [Atlantis Casino locale, on an envelope].
OSMIC means [Related to element #76]. I'm guessing that's osmium, and no, I don't know what it's used for.
ESE is clued as [Caló homeboy]. I learned this word from TV cop dramas, and the clue's a nice change-up from east-southeast or a language suffix.
[Maker of inedible chips] is INTEL. I kinda wanted PRINGLES here.
EMES doesn't appear in puzzles too often. The clue is [Kosher products company that falsely advertised vegetarian gelatin]. Never heard of it, but it's good to be on the lookout for false vegetarian claims. (Remember when McDonalds finally revealed, years late, that its no-longer-fried-in-beef-tallow french fries still had real beef flavor and thus were not vegetarian after all?)

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April 21, 2009

Wednesday, 4/22

NYT 4:22 (paper) — NYT applet/Across Lite back online, but this puzzle wants to be solved on paper
Onion 4:11
BEQ 3:59
CS 2:57
LAT 2:45

Daniel Finan's New York Times crossword

So, the NYT is having technical difficulties in the puzzle department, possibly because of this crossword's long Notepad message and circles in the grid. Luckily, I solved it last week before the Marbles Amateur Crossword Tournament and had the PDF version. I'm all about honoring copyright, yes, but I'm also about enabling people's crossword addictions, especially ones that they pay good money for. So for now the puzzle's posted, and once the NYT server is ponying up the puzzle properly, I'll take it down. (Well, not before I wake up in the morning.)

Anyway, the puzzle! I loved it. I suspect many of you will agree with me that it feels like a Thursday puzzle. Not just the spilling-to-Wednesday gimmickry (which I appreciate—with the demise of the Sun, I've been hankering for more gimmick puzzles than just the occasional Thursday NYT), but also the difficulty level. Anne Erdmann solved this one only a few seconds faster than I did, which I think places it after Wednesday difficulty.

The difficulty lies in the six theme entries that are clued with letters. As the Note says: "When this puzzle is done, the nine circles will contain the letters A through I. Connect them with a line, in alphabetical order, and you will form an illustration of the puzzle's theme." The connect-the-dot picture is a sailboat, but six entries are clued only with reference to the portion of the sailboat picture—and until you've filled in most of the puzzle, you won't see that boat take shape.

The theme includes two large sailing ships:

  • 18A: BLACK PEARL is the [Ship in "Pirates of the Caribbean"].
  • 55A: [Ship to the New World] is the SANTA MARIA. (Oddly, Santa is repeated in the clue for NORAD, [Santa-tracking org.]—and again, I missed seeing the dupe last week.)
The boat parts are as follows:
  • 17A: [With 59-Across, A-B-C-A in the illustration] clues the MAIN / SAIL.
  • 25A: [F-G] is the KEEL at the bottom of the boat.
  • 30A: [C-D] is the MAST.
  • 43A: [A-B] is the BOOM, perpendicular to the MAST.
  • 49A: [E-F-G-H-E] is the HULL, the body of the boat.
I'll tell you what the main trouble spot was for the Marbles contestants. There was a prize for everyone who finished the puzzle correctly, and usually we didn't need to look further than 1-Across for a mistake. [A Morse "I" consists of two] is DITS, that age-old crosswordese word. 2D is [Chekhov play or its antihero], which apparently is not much of a gimme—nearly half of the contestants had DOTS/OVANOV instead of DITS/IVANOV.

What else did I like about this puzzle, aside from the Blindaueresque gimmick action?
  • 40A: The Spanish DIABLO, or "devil," is [Counterpart of un angel].
  • 61A: [Makeup of some little balls] is LINT.
  • 63A: Ooh, this one was tough too: [Stethoscope users, at times] are YEGGS, or safecrackers.
  • 9D: [Hook or Cook: Abbr.] is CAPT., for another nautical answer.
  • 19D: [One who may put you in stitches?] clues a KNITTER, though my first thoughts were SURGEON and SUTURER. Shout-out to Katie Hamill, crosswordin' knitter.
  • 25D: KIKI DEE! With Elton John, ["Don't Go Breaking My Heart" duettist, 1976]. I was 9 or 10 when the song was out, and I assumed Kiki and Elton were a couple. Um, no.
  • 28D: More boating. [Old shipbuilding needs] are LOGS.
  • 33D: And a [Leak on a ship, e.g.] is a PROBLEM.
  • 41D: [It may be flared] refers to an angry NOSTRIL.
Oh, wait! In the category of boring fill nobody's excited about, ALEE finally finds a higher purpose. 64A is [Away from the wind], and I bet this has some relevance to sailing. And a clunky abbreviation, ATL., is [One of the oceans: Abbr.] on which the SANTA MARIA sailed. And a [Ship's christening, e.g.] is an EVENT. And TAKING is clued as [Pirating], which also ties into the theme.

How do you feel about the Thursdayification of Wednesday? I'm strongly in favor.

(Thanks to Karen T. for facilitating the solution image.)

P.S. You know who made the first connect-the-dots crossword? Elizabeth Gorski, 12/14/03, with all 26 letters forming a Christmas tree with a star on top. So maybe Patrick Blindauer is Gorskiesque...

Updated Wednesday morning:

Mike Peluso's L.A. Times crossword

I had no idea what the theme was until I found myself at 66A: [Action hero's garb, and what each first word in this puzzle's four longest answers is] clues a CAPE, and the theme entries are well-known geographical capes:
  • 20A: [Cornucopia] translates to a HORN OF PLENTY. Cape Horn is an island that's the southernmost tip of South America.
  • 34A: [Supplement that some claim eases arthritis] is COD LIVER OIL. Cape Cod is Massachusetts' easternmost peninsula.
  • 43A: The late, great ANN RICHARDS was [Texas governor before George W. Bush]. Cape Ann is a smaller Massachusetts peninsula to the north of Cape Cod.
  • 56A: FEAR OF FLYING is the classic [1973 Erica Jong novel]. Cape Fear is not just a creepy movie—it's also a promontory or headland in North Carolina.
Lots of admirable fill—XANADU, PEPPIEST, BEEFALO, Julio IGLESIAS, BLURB—but I've got a phone interview with a reporter in less than an hour and a few more puzzles to blog first, so I'll send you to Rex's L.A. Crossword Confidential post if you're looking for more on this puzzle.

Later Wednesday morning: Oh, the interview was at 10 Eastern, not 10 Central. Back to the puzzles.

Brendan Quigley's blog crossword, "Shut Up and Play"

The theme's a quote from John Coltrane, split into 5/14/14/14/5 chunks. "IF THE / MUSIC DOESN'T SAY / IT, HOW MANY WORDS / CAN SAY IT FOR THE / MUSIC?" Quote themes? Meh.

Among the tougher non-theme clues were these ones:
  • 1A: [Old-style word processor] clues a STENO, or stenographer. Good one!
  • 38A: [Deal with one's booty?] is SHAKE. My first thought, sad to say, was WIPE.
  • 43A: [Dog in the movie "Rebecca"] is JASPER. You don't say.
  • 49D: [University where the rules for football were finalized] is YALE. I learned this by proofing Brendan's upcoming book of Yale football crosswords. Prior to that, I had zero knowledge of Yale football. Or maybe less than zero.
Some of the fill is superb and some is not—in the latter category, I'd place CAN-MISS, or [Far from surefire, informally], and WE MET, or ["No need to introduce us"]. The good stuff includes TWEET ([Communicate in 140 characters or less]), BRAND-NEW ([Fresh out of the box]), MR. WHITE ([Harvey Keitel's "Reservoir Dogs" role]), and LOVE SCENE ([Hot shot?]). Does Harvey Keitel have a Twitter feed yet? I do.

Paula Gamache's CrosSynergy puzzle, "What's the Story?"

The theme entries all begin with "___ story" words. For example, a WAR OF WORDS is a [Protracted argument], and BEDTIME FOR BONZO wa a [1951 Ronald Reagan film]. War stories, bedtime stories...you see where this is going. My only quibble with the theme is the clue for FISH STICKS: [Children's menu staples]. Chicken fingers have displaced fish sticks from nearly all kids' menus I've seen. All five theme answers are lively crossword fill, though—we also have a GHOST WRITER and LOVE HANDLES.

In the fill, I DO NOT feels a bit iffy with the clue [Runaway bride's words?]. I'm skeptical that any altar jilting involves this spoken negation of the "I do" wedding vow. Hard to clue the answer without using the word "do," but I'm guessing Paula was backed into that answer by its neighbor, WAHS—there aren't a lot of workable options for W*H* crossing two theme entries.

Deb Amlen's Onion A.V. Club crossword

Dang, my browser crashed and I lost what I wrote about Deb's puzzle. In short: I liked the smooth and interesting fill. The theme can be described as "remove an A from song titles Amy has never heard of":
  • 20A: [Cat Stevens song about Yankees tickets on the third base line?] is I SEE A-ROD. Presumably a play on "I See a Road," but that doesn't ring a bell. And I thought I knew Cat Stevens' oeuvre...
  • 32A: [Sum 41 song about S&M?] is PIN AND PLEASURE. Must be "Pain and Pleasure"...which would also be a song about S&M.
  • 38A: [Anthrax song about a top bodybuilder's six-pack?] is BELLY OF THE BEST. "Belly of the Beast" sounds plausible.
  • 54A: [Patti Page song about a burning pipe?] is STEM HEAT. Pipe stem, "Steam Heat."

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MGWCC #46

crossword 7:30
puzzle 3:40

g'day, mates, and welcome to the 46th installment of matt gaffney's weekly crossword contest, "I Can't Deal With This."


  • [Perennial battlers] are GOOD AND EVIL.
  • ["Love Potion No. 9" band]? apparently it's THE CLOVERS. never heard of them.
  • ["Things will be different for me now"] clues I'M A CHANGED MAN.
  • [Ebony] clues the poetic phrase BLACK AS TAR.
  • [Really rouse the rabble] is LAUNCH A RIOT. i'm not sure about this one as "in the language" phrases go. start a riot, sure. incite a riot. i'd even accept foment a riot, because i love the word foment, and there's not all that much you can foment. (unrest... revolution... uh, coffee?)

what about the metapuzzle? the instructions tell us that this week's contest answer phrase consists of two interlocking words in this puzzle's fill, and explains the source of the theme entries. These two words total eleven letters. these instructions, and the hint from the puzzle's title, point us towards the common endings that the theme answers have: GOOD AND EVIL, THE CLOVERS, I'M A CHANGED MAN, BLACK AS TAR, and LAUNCH A RIOT. what are those boldface things? why, they're tarot cards (hence the "deal" in the title) that are named (as opposed to, say, the eight of cups or the deuce of swords). is there a name for the named tarot cards? indeed: they are MAJOR ARCANA, and that's the answer to the contest. MAJOR is in the grid clued as [Huge], in the colloquial sense. and ARCANA is [Obscure stuff].

i may have had an inadvertent advantage in sussing out the meta, because i spent a good long while staring at THE_LOVERS before finally filling in that last square (which required changing the incorrect RATA to RATO). once i convinced myself that the theme wasn't rodin's les portes d'enfer, tarot was the next thing on my mind.

i thought this was a highly pleasing metapuzzle, but as usual, there was lots else to like in the grid:

  • the kia SPECTRA and hyundai ELANTRA form a matched set of korean car models.
  • SPECTRA is part of a nice NW corner that includes MATA HARI and UNCLE TOM stacked up next to each other. in the opposite corner, AL ITALIA, NOT AT ALL, and the beatles song NO REPLY also form a nice stack.
  • ANGEL cabrera is topical, as he's the newly crowned [2009 Masters winner].
  • ["Mr. No Depth Perception" of "Saturday Night Live"] was one of the characters portrayed by kevin NEALON. i didn't love that particular sketch, but NEALON was a very funny regular on the show during the years when i actually watched it.
  • the entire SW was delightful except for the six-letter roman numeral DCCIII. first, of course, there was MAJOR/ARCANA. there's also JOCUND, a fine word meaning [Merry], flanked by norse fave ODIN, interestingly clued as [God who inspired Tolkien's Gandalf]. and of course, there was [Fun with verbs and nouns], or a MAD LIB. who doesn't love a good MAD LIB? {pronoun} finds MAD LIBs highly {adjective} to {transitive verb} {adverb}.
  • tricky clues: TEN is a [Score half] if you work out that "score" is being used to mean 20. [They travel by air] clues AROMAS, not frequent flyers, but [Get high] means to AVIATE, not get stoned. [Glass many enjoy weekly] is NPR's IRA glass, not a beverage, but [Pop out of a can] is a beverage, SODA, and not what worms may do. [Part of a British car] isn't the BOOT or the STEERING WHEEL ON THE RIGHT (WRONG) SIDE, but merely ASTON, part of "ASTON martin." and my favorite clue: [Go for the gold] means PAN for gold, not vie in the olympics.

unfamiliar names (other than THE CLOVERS):

  • BIHAR is apparently [India's third most populous state]. i've never heard of it. its capital and largest city is PATNA, which ... i've also never heard of. apparently it's mostly rural.
  • [Pop stars ___ & AJ] is ALY. who knew?
  • [Dave of Jane's Addiction] is NAVARRO. i may have known this at one time, but i certainly didn't remember it while solving the puzzle.

that's all, folks. see you next week for april's evil finale.

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April 20, 2009

Tuesday, 4/21

Jonesin' 3:52
NYT 3:35 (paper)
CS 3:18
LAT 2:40

Wired magazine's modern-day etiquette columnist, Brendan Koerner, asked me what the rule is concerning finishing someone else's crossword puzzle. Is it OK? Not OK? Read my answer here.

What's not included are the details of my research into this thorny crossword etiquette question. When I ran it by them, both Tyler Hinman and Brendan Quigley went straight to intimations of violence. Ladies and gentlemen, if you should happen upon a puzzle that one of these fellows has not yet finished, I beseech you to keep your hands and pencil at bay. It's for your own protection. The other people I asked all had the same reply to the question, "Is it OK to finish someone else's puzzle?" They said "Without asking? No." Simple as that.

This issue (May 2009) also has a bunch of puzzles (not crosswords) by such luminaries as Will Shortz and Martin Gardner, and there's a "Mystery" theme to the magazine. Puzzles, cryptography, magic, and more, in an issue guest-edited by J.J. Abrams, creator of Lost. Check it out.

Ronald and Nancy Byron's New York Times crossword

You remember the old Tinker to Evers to Chance baseball play, when those Cubs pulled off a double play on the New York Giants? That's the theme here:

  • 17A: [1908 Cubs player and position] is TINKER SHORTSTOP.
  • 25A: [1908 Cubs player and position] is EVERS SECOND BASE.
  • 43A: [1908 Cubs player and position] is CHANCE FIRST BASE.
  • 57A: [What 17-, 25- and 43-Across were, famously] is a DOUBLE PLAY COMBO.
I've got a lot of reservations about this puzzle. First of all, baseball? Meh. Second, the name/position theme entries strike me as contrived. One of you baseball nuts will correct me if that's actually a standard way to refer to a player, but for now, it feels like there's a missing preposition in the middle of each. And then the unifying answer also sounds contrived to me. Why not DOUBLE PLAY GROUP? Is "double play combo" the lingo inside baseball?

What I liked best in this puzzle is BRAINIAC, clued as [2006 Ken Jennings book...or the author himself]. I enjoyed that book. This puzzle's a little brassy, too—there's SMART and PUSHY ([Rudely assertive]) and NERVE ([Chutzpah]) and DARE (clued another way, as [Virginia ___ (noted 1587 birth]). [Black-clad and white-clad Mad adversaries] are the SPIES in "Spy Vs. Spy." The plant VETCH, a [Climbing plant with pealike flowers], sounds like it should mean a combination of vex and itch, doesn't it? It sounds nettlesome. I do like crossword botany.

Matt Jones's Jonesin' crossword, "Look Under the Cushions"

Matt puts some sofas and related furniture in the circled squares in the theme answers and supplements them with a few oddball answers that are things one might find when digging under the sofa cushions for lost treasures.
  • 21A: [Quad City that's home to the Mississippi Valley Blues Festival] is DAVENPORT, IOWA. A davenport, the dictionary tells me, is a big sofa, particularly one that can be converted into a bed.
  • 31A: [Poultry dish with broccoli and cheese] is CHICKEN DIVAN. A divan is a long, low sofa that's backless and armless and is placed against a wall. A padded bench, basically? The word also means a legislative body in the Ottoman Empire (see 56A).
  • 42A: [Ongoing NYC tribute project where musicians cover the works of other musicians] is the LOSER'S LOUNGE. I know nothing of this place, but I know how to lounge on a lounge chair.
  • 56A: [Rule that ended when Turkey became a republic] is the OTTOMAN EMPIRE. Wouldn't that be a great name for a furniture store? An ottoman is a low padded seat or footrest. I'm not sure anyone digs in the cushions of an ottoman.
Joining the thematic party is some long-lost detritus. ["I found a ___, which blended into the beige. No way am I going to eat it."] clues a TAN M AND M. ["So that's where the ___ to this old pen went!"] is a pen CAP. ["I'm rich! No, just kidding. It's only a ___."] DIME. ["Ew...all I found were the stale remnants of a ___."] PRINGLE (chip).

There's some weird fill in here. There's a LEAD NAIL, or [Item used to fasten planks, in old shipbuilding]. And APHEX [___ Twin (alias of electronic musician Richard D. James)]. GAMIC is a [Suffix for anatomical reproductive organs]. [Lance Bass headline, on a 2006 cover of People] is "I'M GAY"; this one was a gimme. ACAI, the [Palm whose berries are now used in fruit juices]—acai stuff is all over the grocery store now. Does it taste good? Favorite clues: [It'll never get off the ground] for an EMU, and [Tends to priority number one?] for PEES.

Updated Tuesday morning:

Gail Grabowski's Los Angeles Times crossword

Three theme answers end with nouns that double as a trio of synonymous verbs:
  • 20A: [Nearby, on a country road] is just AROUND THE BEND. Bend down and tie my shoe, will you?
  • 39A: [Is completely uninformed] clues DOESN'T KNOW SQUAT. Could you please squat down? You're blocking my view.
  • 60A: A [Row house porch] is typically a CONCRETE STOOP. Stoop down and pick up that quarter, please.
A concrete stoop is drab, but AROUND THE BEND and DOESN'T KNOW SQUAT are beautifully colloquial phrases. Gail Grabowski is one of those constructors who specialize in easy puzzles that don't bore solvers. If it's Monday or Tuesday (or maybe Wednesday in Newsday) and you see her byline, you've probably got a decent puzzle in store.

Here's a smattering of two-word answers, which are straightforward enough for longtime NYT or LAT solvers but take some rejiggering of mental expectations for longtime TMS solvers who have switched to the LAT:
  • 1D: MAD AT, or [Angry with].
  • 3D: RAN ON, or [Talked a blue streak]. I wanted SWORE, but swearing a blue streak involves much more swearing than merely talking a blue streak.
  • 8D: NO HELP, or [Useless]. As in "This is ___."
  • 11D: COLD VIRUS is a [Cause of coughs and sniffles]. I've got one of these bugs myself.
  • 35D: PERRY COMO is the ["Catch a Falling Star" singer].
  • 41D: N.Y. YANKEE is [One of the Bx. Bombers].
  • 52D: To DO TIME is to [Serve a sentence] in jail.
  • 23A: TEN P.M. is [When prime time ends in Middle Amer.]. Hooray for Central time zone TV hours getting some love! I don't know how people in the other time zones stay up for 11:00 news and late shows thereafter. 10:00 news is much more civil.
  • 47A: MERCY ME is clued as ["Heavens!"]. Clue and answer capture the same quaintness and religiosity.
  • 67A: IN RE is a [Memo phrase]. Not to be confused with INRI, the cross abbreviation referring to Jesus.
Sarah Keller's CrosSynergy puzzle, "Flavor to Taste"

Spicy theme today—
  • 57A: CHILI PEPPER is clued with [Its strength can be described by the first word of 17-, 26-, or 45-Across].
  • 17A: We start out with a MILD pepper. MILD WEATHER is a [Balmy spring day, for example]. It's 42° and rainy in Chicago, but the MILD WEATHER will arrive in a couple days. 80° by Friday!
  • 26A: [Neither tall nor short] is MEDIUM HEIGHT. The phrase feels a little arbitrary to me.
  • 45A: HOT COMMODITY is a [Highly sought-after item]. With the TY in place, I tried to make HOT PROPERTY fit. It refused.

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April 19, 2009

Monday, 4/20

BEQ 4:11
NYT 3:24 (paper)
CS 2:51
LAT 2:50
Jonesin' tba

Wow, when you don't blog a bunch of puzzles until Sunday afternoon, when 5:00 rolls around the last thing you want to do is blog another crossword. Sorry to be so tardy. Long weekend!

Randall Hartman's New York Times crossword

I did this puzzle last week when Will Shortz sent the puzzles along for the Marbles Amateur Crossword Tournament, and it felt like such slow going. Paper! I don't like doing crosswords on paper as much as online.

The theme is the J CREW, a [Retail clothing giant...or a description of 17- and 53-Across and 10- and 24-Down?]. The J CREW are four people with J.J. initials, supplemented by a JELLY JAR that's not part of the theme. The people include JANIS JOPLIN, the ["Me and Bobby McGee" singer, 1971]—and I just now noticed that this clue repeats a word in the grid, MCGEE or [Fibber of old radio]. I missed seeing that a few days ago, just as I often miss seeing such duplications. JACOB JAVITS is the NYC-centric answer here; [Longtime New York senator for whom a center is named] refers to a convention center in New York. JOE JACKSON is not only the "Stepping Out" singer but also [White Sox outfielder nicknamed Shoeless]. JESSE JAMES was a [Brother outlaw in the Wild West]. Jesse Jackson's first and last name were used elsewhere, so he's an honorary member of the theme.

It's fun to have so many J words in a Monday puzzle, isn't it? A knights' JOUST meets JOJO, clued by way of ["___ left his home in Tucson, Arizona" (Beatles lyric)]. There's a HUNG JURY, which is [Cause for a mistrial]. And [Mexican beans] of the mushy refried variety are FRIJOLES (yum). It's been a long time since I've run across a mention of JAYE, ["The Gong Show" panelist ___ P. Morgan]. Remember her? Without a J, we have other good stuff, like THE MASK, the [1994 Jim Carrey film]; PANACHE, or [Flair]; and YES, I KNOW, or ["So you've said"]. The most topically current clue is [Bo : Obama :: ___ : Roosevelt]. Bo is the First Family's new Portuguese water dog, and FALA was FDR's dog. FALA's a lousy entry, if you ask me, but the topicality of White House dogs this month revives it.

Updated Monday morning:

David Cromer's L.A. Times crossword

Back in the '70s, there was a pop-culture moment in which CB radios were all the rage. The song "Convoy" ensured that my generation learned the basic CB lingo. So when the beginning of [Start of a trucker's communication] was BREAKER, I filled in the rest immediately: BREAKER ONE-NINE. The following theme clue, [Start of a sound man's mike check], began with TESTING, and though there wasn't enough room for ONE, TWO, THREE to follow it, clearly this was a word + numbers theme, right? Wrong:

  • [Start of many a corny joke] is KNOCK-KNOCK.
  • [Start of a trucker's communication] is BREAKER, BREAKER. My 1-9 is nowhere to be found, alas.
  • [Start of a sound man's mike check] is TESTING...TESTING.
  • [Start of a newsboy's cry] is EXTRA, EXTRA.
Among the tougher clues in this Monday puzzle were these:
  • [Play-of-color gem] is the OPAL.
  • [To the left, at sea] is APORT.
  • To [Remove by percolation] is to LEACH it.
  • Remember [Hannibal the Cannibal], Hannibal LECTER?
  • TOKE means [Casino gratuity] as well as a drag on a joint.
  • [2007 William P. Young Christian-themed best-seller] is THE SHACK. Never heard of it. The B-52s song "Love Shack," on the other hand, is much more familiar.
Stella Daily and Bruce Venzke's CrosSynergy crossword, "On the Ball"

"On the ball" means smart, quick-witted, and the four theme entries in this puzzle begin with SMART and its synonyms:
  • 18A: QUICK BREAD is a [Bake sale offering]. The clue seems a little vague, but it's hard to clue this more specifically without using the word "bread." Oh, wait. Muffins are quick breads. [Blueberry muffin, e.g.] would work.
  • 26A: BRIGHT FUTURE is a [Good thing to look forward to].
  • 44A: [Fashionista, usually] is a SHARP DRESSER.
  • 57A: SMART ALECK is a [Sassy sort].
Assorted clues:
  • [Successor of Dag Hammarskjold] is U THANT.
  • [Dadaist who called himself both Hans and Jean] is ARP.
  • [Dept. that sponsors the 4-H club] is AGR.
  • [Precipitous plummet] is a NOSE-DIVE. Great entry.
  • [Vegas hotel that's named for a sword] is EXCALIBUR. Also a great entry.
  • [They drill for black gold] clues OIL RIGS. The "they" made me think we wanted people here, not machines.
  • C.S. LEWIS is another lively answer—clued as [Creator of Narnia].
  • Not crazy about the adjective TWO-STROKE, [Like some penalties in golf].
Brendan Quigley's blog crossword, "Comparatively Speaking"

This puzzle discriminates against Mac users, I tell you. It took me a long time to figure out the theme and fill in the upper left corner, because [Where most downloaded files go] is to my Downloads folder or to the desktop. TEMP DIRECTORY? Uh, no. I've been using Macs since the early '90s and this is not a phrase that means anything to me.

The theme goes on to make things TEMPER and TEMPEST: [Hissy fit] is a TEMPER TANTRUM and [Buffeted during a strong blow at sea] clues TEMPEST-TOSSED. Wouldn't it be fun if there were varying degrees of temporariness that could be used in superlative forms? If there were a temp directory, a temper directory for files stored for less time, and a tempest directory for the most fleeting file storage?

Favorite clues and answers:
  • 16A: [Bit of cocoa?] is the SILENT A at the end.
  • 18/21A: The TSONGAS / ARENA is a [Lowell, Massachusetts sporting/concert venue named after a former senator]. I liked Paul Tsongas, but not the lying about his health.
  • 47A: [Telephone conversations on the web technology, for short] is VOIP. I like the au courantness of VOIP, but the clue needed to be recast as [Technology for phone conversations on the web, for short]—I was parsing it as "phone conversations about web technology," which made no sense.
  • 54A: WETNAPS! [They may come in packets with buffalo wings].
  • 3D: WHAT ELSE? is clued ["You guessed it!"]. Have you seen this Mother's Day video? The gift scene comes to mind whenever I read the words "What else?"



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April 18, 2009

Sunday, 4/19

NYT 9:18
LAT 7:17
PI (untimed)
CS (untimed)
NYT diagramless (untimed)
BG (skipping this one—I'm not doing a Christmas theme in April)

The first Marbles Amateur Crossword Tournament was a ton of fun! It wasn't a big event—just 20 competitors, plus some spectators (!)—but everyone had a good time and I loved having a puzzle event right here in Chicago for a change. Bob Petitto and I were the judges. The results: On puzzle #1, the Monday NYT puzzle, the first finisher, '08 and '09 ACPT speed demon Anne Erdmann, had a careless error (oh! how well I know the "careless error on an easy puzzle" grief), so Ben Bass, the first correct finisher, earned a spot in the finals. Anne then zipped through puzzle #2 to make the finals. On puzzle #3, Anne was again the first finisher (no surprise there), but the first not-already-a-finalist finisher was Jonathon Brown, who became the third finalist (and is a regular commenter here).

The three finalists raced the clock and one another on next Thursday's NYT crossword. Anne took first place, finishing in 4:15. Ben, whom I met at his first ACPT this year, swooped into second with a clean puzzle despite finishing third on the clock. Third place went to Jonathon, who finished second timewise but had three incorrect squares, proving the value of the Ellen Ripstein Axiom: Check all the crossing clues. The other eight contestants who completed puzzle #3 (next Wednesday's NYT puzzle) correctly within the time limit also got to choose a smaller prize from the prize table, as did Best Handwriting winner Wailin Wang. The latter had already been advised by friends in the know to shoot for the Best Handwriting prize at the ACPT, and I tell you, her puzzle looked like she had printed it out after solving online.

Special thanks to Bob Petitto for judging—with almost 20 years of ACPT experience, he knew what to do and kept everything running efficiently. And an honorable mention to Kent Brody, who would have been in the finals if not for Anne's puzzle #1 error—and sitting in the finals audience, he finished the puzzle fast enough for 2nd place.

I did my best Will Shortz imitation at the start of the finals, intoning "Begin." You can hear it, can't you?

Nothing specific about the crosswords themselves here, as you'll see them this Monday through Thursday.

I am so crossworded out after this afternoon that I am having trouble summoning the will to blog about the Sunday puzzles. But blog I must:

Will Nediger's New York Times crossword, "Extra! Extra!"

In sports, "Extra!" time is called overtime, or OT for short. Each theme entry has an extra OT changing the meaning of a phrase:

  • 22A: [Spoiling one's vote?] clues WRECKING BALLOT. This clue/answer combo also evokes the familiar phrase "spoiled ballot," so one bonus point to Will N. for that. The answer is wrecking ball + OT, which made me guess that the OT would appear at the end of each theme entry. It does not.
  • 32A: [Computer monitor at the center of attention?] is a SPOTLIT SCREEN, built from "split screen."
  • 47A: [Child's toy in the shape of a Shakespeare character?] gave me the most trouble because I automatically filled in an R after OTHE. But it's not OTHER-anything, it's OTHELLO DOLLY. Isn't that briliant? Hello Dolly with an OT in front of it gets you a jealous Moor suitable for toting about in a toy stroller. And why not have that R in OTHER? The crossing was [The Aare flows into it], and who has ever heard of LAKE BIEL? I mean, aside from super-duper prize-winning geography whiz kid Will Nediger. He probably knew it long before he put it in this puzzle.
  • 64A: [Headline about an economics conference?] is JOHN MAYNARD KEYNOTES. This one doesn't work as well for me, because who is "John Maynard"? Not a famous economist, I'll tell you that.
  • 84A: [Booster for a king?] is a ROYAL FLU SHOT, playing on a royal flush in poker. This one's my second favorite, behind OTHELLO DOLLY.
  • 97A: [Dark ottoman?] is a BLACK FOOTREST. You know, I figured it was a play on the Black Forest, but then I wanted 100D [Cell mate?] to be a DRONE in a cell of a beehive (correct answer in CLONE, whose cells are identical, I guess), and thought 92D THE BOX is [Where a V.I.P. may sit] rather than the correct SKYBOX. And I had THE BOX because I thought [Unloaded on] was TOLD TO, but it turned out to be SOLD TO. (Evil trap!) So I mucked that corner up pretty good for a while.
  • 109A: [Put five musicians on display?] clues TROT OUT QUINTET. I only recently heard of the Trout Quintet, which is...classical music. Of some sort. I'm too tired to Google it, but half of you can probably hum it and need no Googling.
Highlights among the fill and clues:
  • "MARIA, MARIA" is a [2002 Santana hit]. Never heard of it, but it looks good stacked atop a theme entry.
  • [Stadium cry], 3 letters...hmm, is it RAH? If not, it must be OLE. Unless the cry is against the opposing team or some bad officiating, in which case it is a resounding BOO.
  • When I saw [The Rock], I tried to figure out how to fit the charming DWAYNE JOHNSON into just 8 squares. Oh, that Rock—ALCATRAZ.
  • [One not missing a beat?] is a beat COP on patrol.
  • Great clue for erstwhile steel baron Andrew CARNEGIE—[Man of steel?].
  • To [Ordain] something is to PREDESTINE it. Did you know that's an anagram of presidente?
  • An ORGY is a [Liberal party?] in Canada.
  • ALTER EGOS are clued [Superheroes often have them].
  • What's a LEMMING? Metaphorically, [Not an independent thinker].
  • The suffix -EST is unimpressive filler, but I love the clue: [Facetious suffix with most].
Tough nuggets:
  • SALISH is a Pacific [Northwest Indian].
  • SEGNO is a [Musical repetition mark]. I believe I have seen this one before, but that didn't stop me from forgetting it completely.
  • [Squiffed] clues STONED. Apparently squiffed and squiffy mean "slightly drunk" in old slang.
  • [Bit of cuneiform] is a WEDGE. Anyone else learn about Babylonian cuneiform by having to read They Wrote on Clay in high school?
  • [52 settimane] is 52 weeks in Italian, or uno ANNO.
  • [City on the Swan River] is PERTH, Australia. I just learned this in another puzzle recently.
  • [Epic that includes the Teichoscopia] is the ILIAD. The only parts of that clue that gave me any idea what the answer was were the word "epic" and something Greek-sounding.
  • KENDO is a [Sport with a bamboo sword] about which I know only that there's a bamboo sword involved.
  • UNIONIST gets an interesting clue: [Lincoln, for one], as in Abraham Lincoln preserving the union. I also pondered the Lincoln Town Car and Lincoln, Nebraska.
What I didn't like: SPREE is clued as a [Word with shooting or shopping]. There have been too many tragic shooting sprees in the U.S. lately for this clue to pass the breakfast test.

Updated Sunday afternoon:

Sorry to leave you hanging on the other crosswords—m. henry had the hotcakes with whipped chocolate cream and warm sour cherries topped with chocolate ganache only for weekend brunch, and then there was long division homework to oversee. I did some crosswords on paper, untimed, during Divisionpalooza, and that erasable pen died on me after the diagramless so I did Merl's puzzle and the themeless CrosSynergy in regular pen. Hmm, Merl's puzzle must be pretty easy because I didn't scribble over any squares. And Martin Ashwood-Smith's CrosSynergy puzzle has six over-written squares, so maybe it was less easy. It certainly had enough clues I drew a blank on.

Patrick Blindauer's second Sunday NYT puzzle, a diagramless crossword

I'm guessing this one was easier than most diagramlesses because I filled it all in without writing any numbers in the squares, and I'd never done that before. I was operating under a minor spoiler, since someone mentioned that the likeness was clearer in Across Lite's show-diagram function than on a printout in which the blank squares hadn't been blacked in. So I knew it wasn't going to have standard crossword symmetry. Getting 8D: [Birthplace of 71-Across] as LOG CABIN made me suspect ABE Lincoln was the subject, and THE CIVIL WAR, ILLINOIS, and the GETTYSBURG ADDRESS confirmed that. I killed the Pilot Frixion erasable gel pen, which a pen addict's blog commenters confirm doesn't contain enough ink to last long, but it is a more pleasing pen than the gunky Erasermate. Anyway—I grabbed a fresh pen and blackened in the black squares in the middle of the grid, and my son correctly identified it as a picture of Abraham Lincoln. Cool work, Patrick! And it's not hitting around February 12, when we all had Lincoln crossword fatigue, so the not-timely publication works for me. Highlights in the fill: REMBRANDT, the game MOTHER MAY I, and a PINA COLADA.

Martin Ashwood-Smith's CrosSynergy "Sunday Challenge"

Martin's the king of the triple stack, and this one's got a triple stack of 15-letter answers across the middle. [They're not strictly accurate] clues INEXACT SCIENCES, but I'm feeling iffy about the plural here. ENEMY AT THE GATES is a [WWII action film of 2001]; has anyone seen it? VANESSA REDGRAVE is the ["Isadora" star], but I haven't seen that one either. And then elsewhere in the puzzle, there's ["Dark Passage" star], which turns out to be BACALL but I know nothing about that movie. Hmm, I'm sensing a theme here in this themeless puzzle: Movies Amy hasn't seen.

Did you notice the midsection of this puzzle? The triple stack intersects two 9's and three 7's, which is not an easy feat to pull off. What else did I want to mention? This:
  • [Needlepoint?] is an inventive clue for ESE. As in one of the points that a compass needle points to, east-southeast. Terrible filler answer, sure, but salvaged by a fresh clue.
  • [Facetious fivesome?] is the vowels AEIOU, which appear in that order within "facetious."
  • [Throat soothers] are TROCHES. I get my TROCHES (lozenges) mixed up with my CLOCHES (bell-shaped, tight-fitting women's hats).
  • [Divines, in a way] clues CASTS LOTS. Boy, that whole southwest corner was empty for too long. This phrase isn't familiar enough to come to my mind quickly. It didn't help that I persisted in reading the 50A clue, [Bob, for one] as if it applied to 40A, which is clued [P.D.Q.]. I had **AP and nothing bob-like was coming to mind there, for good reason. 40A was ASAP and the bob HAIRDO was two rows down.
  • SITARS are [Instruments with sympathetic strings]? I don't know what that means, I tell you. It sounds emotionally sympathetic or "sympathetic strings" has a meaning within music?
Merl Reagle's Philadelphia Inquirer crossword, "TV Shows I'd Like to See"

This is another of Merl's classic pun themes, with puns on the titles of various TV shows. One of them is [TV comedy about a guy who keeps losing his patients?], DENTIST THE MENACE. Whoa, retro flashback! The live-action version of the "Dennis the Menace" comic strip ran from 1959 to '63. The next oldest show in the theme is Mork and Mindy, turned into MORTGAGE AND MINDY, or [TV comedy about being in foreclosure?]. The Law & Order expands into SLAW AND ORDERS, a [TV drama set in a deli?]. SpongeBob SquarePants is now a 10-year-old show, and I do love it so. That inspires Merl's SLUMDOG SQUAREPANTS, or [TV cartoon about a guy who's poor and not much of a dresser?]. Then there's Desperate Hosuewives spinning off DESPERATE, HOUSE-WISE, a [TV reality show about owners willing to do anything to sell their domiciles]. My favorite theme entry wins for its sheer silliness, converting Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? into ARE YOU SMARTER THAN / A CHEESE GRATER?—this is a [TV game show that requires no knowledge whatsoever?].

Merl syndicates his crosswords himself, so he doesn't submit his puzzles to an editor who enforces the standard rules of crossword construction. 80D: [In ___ (spiraling downward)] clues the 9-letter partial entry, A TAILSPIN. But you know what? TAILSPIN is a welcome inclusion in the puzzle, even with the indefinite article that makes it violate a standard rule.

Dan Naddor's syndicated Sunday Los Angeles Times crossword, "Put a Lid on It!"

See my L.A. Crossword Confidential post for solution and discussion.

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April 17, 2009

Saturday, 4/18

Newsday 15:52
NYT 6:28
LAT 4:06
CS 2:49

Byron Walden's New York Times crossword

The Saturday Times puzzle is noteworthy for three reasons: (1) 15-letter wildlife, (2) heavy preposition action, and (3) fun clues. For the first category, [Marmots and prairie dogs] are GROUND SQUIRRELS and SCARLET TANAGERS are now thought to be close [Cardinal relatives]. These animals with big names are joined by a CAMEL, the surprising [Source of Caravane cheese]—a cheese I've never heard of (shades of PIAVE, Byron's ACPT puzzle #5 cheese from a couple years ago), but then, the name looks like "caravan," which camels travel in, so the clue offered more of a hint than it seemed to at first.

The preposition explosion appears in a bunch of the multi-word answers:

  • IN TOO DEEP means [Unable to get out of a bad situation].
  • [Gets acquainted with something good] clues TURNS ON TO. I can't quite summon up a sentence without an object between "turns" and "on to," but a phrasal verb in a crossword doesn't have to have an object.
  • If you [Squared] your account, you SETTLED UP your debts.
  • A [Mechanical trade] is swapping TIT FOR TAT. (And right above that entry, BREST, or [French naval base in heavy W.W. II fighting].) Were you duped into thinking of mechanical tradespeople?
  • [Corrupt, in a way] clues ON THE TAKE. We Chicagoans don't know nothin' about that sort of thing, nope.
  • [Shows contempt for] is SPITS AT.
  • To [Herald] the new year, why don't you USHER IN the thing?
  • PULLS AT can mean [Tries to loosen]. I'm picturing Rodney Dangerfield yanking at his necktie here.
  • AT TWO o'clock is [When four bells ring on the middle watch].
Here are my favorite clues:
  • [They lack private parts] refers to FISHBOWLS. Celebrities living in metaphorical fishbowls, for example, have little privacy. I wasn't thinking of privacy at first, but rather, of the military. At least I was not tricked into thinking of reproductive organs.
  • [Part of a capital's name meaning "flower"] clues ABABA, part of Ethiopia's Addis Ababa. Much more interesting (and fair) than the recent [Capital starter] clue for ADDIS in a Newsday puzzle.
  • [The 1965 William Shatner film "Incubus" is in it] clues the language ESPERANTO. Hilarious! Has anyone seen this movie? Was it subtitled? Does Esperanto sound anything like Klingon?
  • The great early physician GALEN was an [Early advocate of bloodletting]. Anyone know any modern advocates?
  • [Its symbol is a globe composed of jigsaw puzzles pieces]...hey, wait, I know this. WIKIPEDIA! In which an ARTICLE is a [57-Across offering].
  • [World War I period] is the decade called the TEENS. Especially in a ONE-PARENT family, the teen years likely resemble wartime, too.
  • [Ant-Man, Iron Man, Wasp or Thor, in Marvel Comics] clues an AVENGER. I don't see Byron or Will Shortz as big comic fans, so I wonder whose clue this is.
  • I wanted [San ___] to clue FRAN, but it's San JUAN. FRAN popped up later, though, as the [Memorable 1996 hurricane along the Eastern Seaboard].
  • [It may give you a buzz] clues PAGER. Does anyone outside of health care still carry a pager?
There are other difficult clues lurking about here, too. Here are eight of 'em: (1) [Spot announcement?] is a dog's GRR growl. Spot is not among the top 50 dog names, according to a Sporcle.com quiz. (2) Have you heard of EDA LeShan? Sure, if you do a lot of crosswords. How about [Coloratura Christiane ___-Pierre] for EDA? Is that ringing any bells? My bells were unrung. (3) SARIS are in the puzzle a lot, but not as [They may be thrown over the shoulder]. (4) [Jesus cursed one in Matthew 21] clues a FIG TREE. I don't know the background, so I'm guessing he stubbed his toe on the tree. Whether he took his own name in vain, I can't say. Maybe he said "HELLS bells?" HELLS is [Oregon and Idaho's ___ Canyon]. (5) [Where M.S.T. and P.S.T. can be found] is the unusual entry WESTERN U.S. They're the Mountain and Pacific time zones. (6) [Home of la Sorbonne] isn't simply PARIS or FRANCE, it's LE QUARTIER LATIN. I needed a lot of crossings to see where that was heading. (7) [Country singer Collin ___] RAYE is less well-known to me than Martha Raye. He had some success as a country singer in the '90s. (8) [Little ___, island in the Bering Strait] clues DIOMEDE. Again, lots of crossings needed to find this answer.

Updated Saturday morning:

Scott Atkinson's Los Angeles Times crossword

I'm short on time this morning because I'm heading downtown soon(ish) for the Marbles Amateur Crossword Tournament, so I'll reroute you to my L.A. Crossword Confidential write-up. Today's "Crosswordese 101" lesson isn't about a repeater answer in this crossword—though SSGT, or [U.S. Marine Corps E-6] is practically begging to be dissected with the other military abbreviations that we see in crosswords. Nope, this time it's the solving tips I prepared for the Marbles crowd. So check that out.

Sandy Fein's Newsday "Saturday Stumper"

This puzzle (solution here) was wickedly hard, but not in a fun way. There were a few spots that entertained me, but mostly it was a not-pleasant solving experience. Here are some of the things that irked me:
  • [Diamond] standing in for an adjective before "anniversary" signals SIXTIETH. Is it really legit to use "diamond" as an adjective this way, and not to mean "diamond-shaped"?
  • [Richardson Highway terminus] is VALDEZ, Alaska. I really doubt that Alaskan highways are well-known enough in the lower 48 to be anything we should reasonably be expected to know, and Valdez has a population of 4,020. Obscure clue + obscure answer + zero humor = Maleska!
  • [Mayor's concern] is TRANSIT. Well, sometimes. Does the mayor of Valdez concern him- or herself with transit?
  • Nonspecificity can be annoying, too. NEPALI is indeed an [Asian language], but it'd be nice to make the clue more interesting and specific. How about [Language from which we get "panda"]? It's still a tough clue, but it you learn something cool and surprising.
  • [Prepare to drive, perhaps] is usually TEE UP (a golf ball) or GAS UP (a car). This time it's DEICE. You know what? I have scraped ice off the car windows and I have defrosted the inside of the windows, but I have never once referred to this as "deicing." Planes get deiced, but one doesn't really "drive" a plane.
  • [Crime scene] clues VENUE. Who calls a crime scene a VENUE? I've never picked that up from NYPD Blue or Law & Order.
And now, some clues that were tough but fair:
  • Surprisingly, a DREDGER does not involve dredging chicken through flour. The DREDGER (a [Fried-chicken device]) is a shaker for shaking flour onto the chicken. Dull answer, dull clue.
  • QATAR is a [Country with no income tax]—I'll bet many Middle Eastern, oil-rich countries also fit that description and they don't all have 5 letters, which narrows the search down a bit. The crossings did the rest of the work of identifying which one fits here.
  • [Small character in "Scheherezade"] clues the letter ZEE, which appears in lowercase in that title.
  • [Author of a 65+-million-selling novel] is SALINGER. It took me a while to guess this, even after suspecting it had to be a book that's assigned in high-school English classes.
  • [It's in the air] clues NEON, which is one of those gases that's in the mix of the air we breathe. Apparently.
  • [Lent effort] sounds like a verb, but it's a noun—ATONING is an effort one might make during Lent.
  • Did you know HELMSMAN was a [Mao epithet]? I didn't.
Doug Peterson's CrosSynergy puzzle, "Say What?"

Hey, speak of the devil! I was just saying in the comments that I have taken to dreading the Stumpers unless they have Doug's byline (not dreading because I fear I'm not equal to the task—dreading because I'm not going to enjoy myself), and here he is again, with an easy themed crossword. The theme entries begin with words that can also mean "say," and they're clued as if they do mean "say" in those phrases:
  • [Say "bomb"] is UTTER FAILURE, as in "utter the word 'failure.'"
  • [Say "bureau"] clues STATE DEPARTMENT.
  • [Say "coach"] is EXPRESS TRAIN.
Some of the fill is the standard stuff that excites no one (NNE, AS OF, ATILT, COTES), but so much more of it lends a fun vibe to the crossword. MIFF crosses MOP UP. The QUEEN MUM ([King George VI's widow, familiarly]), is aptly mirrored by TASTEFUL across the grid. There's a NECTARINE, hopefully not an UNRIPE FRUIT. OLD SALT is an answer rather than a clue for a stale TAR. Take an AISLE SEAT when you fly to the RIVIERA. OSCAR the Grouch ACTS OUT. See? Lively stuff.

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April 16, 2009

Friday, 4/17

BEQ 4:41
NYT 4:29
LAT 4:04
CS 3:41
CHE 3:10
WSJ 6:30

Chicago-area crossworders, I hope you'll come to this Saturday's Marbles Amateur Crossword Tournament at Marbles: The Brain Store. I'll be there as a tournament judge and signer of How to Conquer the New York Times Crossword Puzzle. The contest puzzles are the NYT crosswords from next Monday through Thursday. Marbles is on Grand Avenue just behind/below the 500 N. Michigan building—enter the North Bridge shopping center lobby, take the stairs or elevator down, and walk a few doors west on Grand and you'll find it. The store sells cool games, puzzles, toys, and books—I need to get a set of the ginormous pipe cleaners for my kid.

Corey Rubin's New York Times crossword

Rubin's themeless 68-word puzzle crackles with newness, with a slew of answers that rarely, if ever, find their way into crosswords. Among my favorite material:

  • The Italian SCUSE means [Apologies, in Apulia], or "excuse me."
  • TEXAS BBQ is [Slow-smoked Southern grub]. I'm not much of a meat-eater, but I adored Calvin Trillin's New Yorker article about the best barbecue joints in Texas. The man is so entertaining when he writes about food.
  • To MIRANDIZE is to [Read rights to, as a perp]—the Miranda rights.
  • FLEUR-DE-LYS (also spelled fleur-de-lis) is a [French kings' emblem]. That symbol is all over New Orleans.
  • What's the FOUR-ONE-ONE? [Information, slangily]—the term comes from dialing 411 for directory information.
  • [Our neighbor's nickname, with "the"] starts with RED. I briefly racked my brains (yes, all three of them) trying to think of monikers for Canada and Mexico before Mars, the RED PLANET, sprang to mind.
  • [Fast results?] are hunger PANGS.
  • Is there anyone here who does not love the humble UVULAE? They are [Anatomical hangers], and you'll need more than one person to find these in the plural. An individual afflicted with BUNIONS ([Podiatrists' concerns]), however, may well have two bunions. (Bunions! Shout-out to Nancy, who's recovered from her bunionectomy.)
  • The X GAMES have been included in the crossword before, but I didn't know they were an [Event held each summer and winter]. Makes sense—snowboarding and skateboarding don't require the same climate conditions.
  • BOZEMAN sounds like it'd be Bozo the Clown's fraternity nickname, doesn't it? "The Bozeman's tapping the keg." It's the [Montana State University setting].
  • Scrabbly QUESTS ([Story lines of Indiana Jones films]) and BLITZED ([Overwhelmed and destroyed]) do their part to achieve a pangram.
  • ["Lost" character Jin-Soo ___] asks for a not-uncommon Korean surname, KWON. Daniel Dae Kim plays Jin, and he is hot.
  • POWERADE is a [Coca-Cola product]. Gatorade is owned by Pepsi.
  • MR. RIGHT is [The perfect match, for some]. I like the gender nonspecificity of the clue—some folks are looking for Mr. Right and some for Ms. Right.
  • [Park since 1912] isn't looking for a place to stroll—it's FENWAY Park, where the Boston Red Sox play.
DAY-PEEP is an insane little term, isn't it? I wasn't familiar with this word meaning [Crack of dawn, old-style]. I've got some reservations or hesitations about a few things, too. I'm not sure how I feel about I'VE GOT YOU clued as ["No, no, this one's on me"]—do you say "I've got you"? I don't, not unless I an physically holding the "you."[Considering, with "of"] clues IN LIGHT, which is technically a 7-letter partial entry; works for me anyway. TV IDOLS is clued as [Stars of "90210," e.g.]—the old Beverly Hills 90210 cast were TV IDOLS, but I don't know if the current incarnation's stars have achieved IDOL status yet. (I may be too post-adolescent to know.)

Corey Rubin hasn't published very many crosswords yet, but based on this beaut, I'd like to encourage him to keep cranking out themeless puzzles.

Updated Friday morning:

Daniel Finan's L.A. Times crossword

My full write-up of this puzzle is over at L.A. Crossword Confidential. Cute theme—U is swapped out and ME swapped in, inspired by the breakup line IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME. I'll simply relate the other four theme entries here, and refer you to the other blog for more (including a rundown of the coolest fill and clues). It's Friday and I still have four puzzles to do and blog!
  • 16A: Step in a pizza recipe? (MOMENT OF OLIVES). Mount of Olives is a biblical place and a place in Jerusalem. The concept of a MOMENT OF OLIVES is a goofy one. Goofy is good in crosswords, but you know what? I do not like olives. Too bitter, too salty.
  • 20A: Simpson dad with a dozen donuts? (HAPPY HOMER). Who doesn't appreciate happy hour?
  • 35A: Hook's mate in his formative years? (A BOY NAMED SMEE). This plays on the Johnny Cash song by poet Shel Silverstein "A Boy Named Sue." Smee is the name of Captain Hook's first mate.
  • 49A: Headline about carpentry work for a new financial institution? (BANK FRAMED). Bank fraud...nope, nothing of topical interest there.
Patrick Berry's Chronicle of Higher Education crossword, "Iggy Noramus Prepares His Taxes"

Chronicle puzzle editor Patrick Berry published his own work this week, a crossword taking a punny look at tax day, April 15. The theme answers are bits of IRS terminology, while the clues reveal an ignoramus's misinterpretation of said terms. For example, ["I found $10 in a Dumpster last year—that must be my ___"] GROSS INCOME. With six such jokes for the theme, it's a fun crossword.

The fill's for a good vibe to it, too—an entertaining balm for the taxpayer. RAMBO is a [Sly character?], as in Sylvester ("Sly") Stallone. (I always want to turn Sly Stallone into "Sly and the Family Stallone.") We get to DREAM (a [Night vision]) and FANTASIZE ([Build castles in the air]). I love ["A Modest Proposal" author] Jonathan SWIFT because that particular breed of satire is so much fun to engage in. The puzzle plays cards (HOLD 'EM is the [Poker variant played in 2006's "Casino Royale"] and pool (MASSE is a [Curving billiards shot]). [Like some consultants] clues PAID—I am working on lining up a PAID "puzzle consultant" gig. SWOOP DOWN, with all of its O's and W's, looks cool in the grid; it means [Descend to attack].

Brendan Quigley's blog puzzle, "Block Party"

Brendan's test solvers thought this puzzle was insanely hard, so he threw in a few "gimme" clues. The end result is a themeless of medium difficulty, I think, if not on the easy side of medium. Mind you, there were a few answers that were complete mysteries to me. [Tactical position that literally means "bridgehead"] is TETE DE PONT, French for "head of the bridge," but the answer is nothing I've heard of. And the [Mexican cathartic]! It's JALAP, but that's new to me too. I did a number on myself by reading the 28D clue, [___ Bridge in St. Louis], when I was filling in 29D. Then I made it over to 28D and wondered why Brendan was breaking the rules by having EADS in there twice, pondering a possible connection with TETE DE PONT and a secret bridge-related message in the grid-spanning AM I LOSING MY MIND. (Answer: Perhaps I am.)

My favorite clues are often the ones that misled or befuddled me the most. Here, that'd be [Road mender?] for AMBULANCE—in a pothole-riddled city, it's hard to think of road menders merely traveling on the roads rather than halfassedly patching said roads. Right next to that is LIBRARIES, clued as [Studies], which I was interpreting as "areas of study" or the verb rather than rooms.

Brendan wants to know how hard you found this puzzle, so leave him a comment or post your solving time at his blog.

Bob Klahn's CrosSynergy puzzle, "Running Mates"

Aw, what's the matter, Bob? Not feeling well? This puzzle's scarcely any harder than the other CrosSynergy folks' puzzles. I plowed through it without any regard for the theme, since the theme entries' clues were pretty straightforward. I see now that the five longest answers are all made of words that are "running" mates—i.e., the word "running" can precede each part.
  • [Philander] is PLAY AROUND. Running play...that sounds like sports. Running around, doing errands.
  • [Rat race respite] is FREE TIME. Running free, a movie's running time.
  • [Clue, for one] is a BOARD GAME. The rooms in Brendan's puzzle had just put me in a Clue frame of mind, so the clue yielded. Running board on a truck, a running game in football (or basketball? something).
  • The BACK ROOM is a [Place for political planning]. They are no longer smoke-filled back rooms thanks to no-smoking laws. A running back in football, and...I don't know what "running room" means.
  • [Speed skater Apolo Anton Ohno's specialty] is SHORT TRACK. Running short on patience or funds, running track and competing in the 100 m dash.
I like the four corners with three-stacked 7-letter answers—just wish the clues had been tougher.

Randy Ross's Wall Street Journal crossword, "Moonlighting"



Super-smooth Sunday-sized puzzle here. Nothing too obscure, nothing clued too obliquely, theme entertaining but not too challenging. The eight "moonlighters" are jobs with one straight description and one jokey description. The CASE WORKER is a [Family counselor/beer distributor], for example. A PROOFREADER is an [Editor/geometry teacher]. My favorite is RELIEF PITCHER, double-clued as a baseball game's [Closer/aspirin salesman]. (Can I take a moment to holler at the people who first coined all the gendered words like "salesman"? If only they'd gone with "seller" as the strongest word, we wouldn't have this problem. The clue ought to have used "seller," if you ask me.)

Highlights in the fill include Albee's TINY ALICE, a [1964 title role for Irene Worth]; the TAPIOCA balls that are a [Bubble tea ingredient]; WILD ABOUT, or [So into]; Dr. Seuss's SAM I AM; a PAWN SHOP; and PAUL KLEE, ["The Golden Fish" painter]. I suppose words like REPASTE and APISHLY fall out of the "super-smooth category," but at least they're not truly obscure (in crosswords) words or uncommon names.

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April 15, 2009

Thursday, 4/16

Tausig 6:34
NYT 4:37
LAT 3:36
CS 2:27

Oliver Hill's New York Times crossword

I'm feeling torn about this puzzle. On the one hand, the theme idea is clever—EXTRACT parsed as "extra CT" added to certain phrases—and there's some terrific fill. On the other hand, one of the theme answers feels off to me, and some of the fill and clues strike the wrong note. First, let's sum up the theme:

  • 17A: [Revealed when seeking medical help?] clues SHOWED THE DOCTOR. This one builds on "showed the door," but that phrase is incomplete without an object. "Shown the door" works in the passive voice, but I feel like the active version needs to be "showed me/him/etc. the door." The CT-added SHOWED THE DOCTOR lacks the oomph of surprise or humor that mark the best added-letter theme answers.
  • 33A: [Water passages that don't turn?] are DIRECT STRAITS. This one is also not at all jocular, but I do like to be reminded of my fondness for Mark Knopfler's Dire Straits.
  • 42A: [One-named R&B singer makes her choice?] is MONICA SELECTS. The one-named MONICA is not someone I recognize, but I love the play on Monica Seles's name. I like to think this one was the creative germ for the whole theme.
  • 58A: [Continental salve?] clues EUROPEAN UNCTION. Whoa, UNCTION is a fairly high-end word to stick into a Thursday theme entry. It's gutsy. It took me far too long to figure out. I like it.
Here are the non-theme answers and clues I admired:
  • MARK MY WORDS, or ["Just you wait!"]. Simply terrific as crossword entries go.
  • HOW SO is a [Question that demands an explanation]? Yes, it is.
  • [Advice for lovers whose parents disapprove] is ELOPE.
  • ROGUES are [Reprobates] and rakes and roues. Strange that those four synonyms start with R and end with E.
  • Fun Seiji OZAWA trivia: He's a [Conductor noted for wearing white turtlenecks].
  • [Bermuda memento, perhaps] tricked me. SH***? Oh! It's not a SHIRT, it's a singular Bermuda SHORT in the local patois! Er, no. It's a SHELL plucked from the beach.
  • CUZ is a [Slangy conjunction]. I imagine there are purists who can't stand seeing answers like this in the crossword grid, but it works for me.
The clue for FURY, [Hurricane's force], felt too specific for its answer. Fill that sort of sticks in my craw:
  • NITROUS ACID. Clued as [HNO2], this compound is nowhere near as familiar as nitrous oxide or (in biomedical circles) nitric acid. I checked Wikipedia and learned this: "Nitrous acid is used to make diazides from amines; this occurs by nucleophilic attack of the amine onto the nitrite, reprotonation by the surrounding solvent, and double-elimination of water. The diazide can then be liberated as a carbene." Oy! I vote that NITROUS ACID is more suitable for a crossword targeting chemists. It feels misplaced here.
  • [___ Barry, with the 1965 hit "1-2-3"]? Who? What song? The answer is LEN. Here he is, singing that song on TV in 1996. Hearing it, my husband said "Oh, yeah! This is a classic"—but he didn't recognize the singer's name. He's not one of our usual crossword LENs.
  • ARNEL, the [Synthetic fabric]—well, I wandered off to Google this and find out if it's actually used in any clothing these days, and got completely distracted by a more prominent Google hit. Arnel Pineda is the new lead singer for Journey! He's a Filipino guy who apparently posted YouTube videos of himself singing Journey songs, and he was so good the non–Steve Perry band members recruited him to record and tour with them. A famous ARNEL! More fun than an erstwhile fabric that stopped being manufactured owing to toxicity concerns.
  • A bunch of short, undistinguished answers—KENO, RASA, NGO, ENDO, INON, RIEL, RHO, A SEC, I OWE, SCH...
I imagine I had more to say about the puzzle, but I spent so much time watching neo-Journey clips with my husband, and poking around Facebook...I forgot. I'll be more bloggy again in the morning.

Updated Tuesday morning:

Don Gagliardo's L.A. Times crossword

Wow, what an unusual theme! One of the holy grails of crossword construction is to come up with a cool theme nobody's done before, and I don't recall seeing a puzzle like this before. There's no obvious theme until you get down to 67A: [Letter appearing only in down answers; its opposite appears only in across answers]. That's the HARD G, with two or three soft G's in each of the five Across entries placed where you'd expect to see theme entries. GINGER ROGERS has three soft G sounds, but the Down crossings are OLGA (Korbut, ['70s Olympics name]), GOOD AT, and MI AMIGO (which is an [Address to a pal, in Pamplona]), all with hard G's. I suspect it would take too much effort to tailor a program to construct a puzzle like this, so Mr. Gagliardo presumably handcrafted the crossword. One could argue that there's not much point to this theme, but I liked the impact of the one "aha" moment when it hit me.

Let's take a look at some of the content:
  • [Study of rock groups?] has nothing to do with Journey. It's GEOLOGY.
  • Salvador DALI is the [Artist who worked on Hitchcock's "Spellbound"].
  • [LAX tower gp.] is ATC, as in air traffic controllers.
  • IGA is a [Red-and-white supermarket logo].
  • I don't think of glue as a GEL, but indeed, [Glue is one].
  • The ANGLE is a [Billards player's consideration].
  • [Prefix with hertz] is GIGA, two hard G's. Remember back when computer memory was limited to kilobytes and megabytes, and Back to the Future told a generation that gigawatts was pronounced "jiggawatts"?
  • Crossword fan ANNE MEARA used to be an ["Archie Bunker's Place" costar].
  • GOG, two hard G's, is a [Satanic nation in Revelation]. Not sure if it was a rival of Magog or if they had a strategic alliance.
  • ["Mr. Triple Axel" Brian] ORSER is the famous skater named Brian who isn't Brian Boitano.
  • NO WAY JOSE is a great entry and echoes MI AMIGO. ["When pigs fly!"] is the clue.
  • [Donate, in Dundee] is GIE. Basically "give" with the V dropped out by the Scottish.
This puzzle contains 21 G's. I don't know of anyone who keeps track of this for non-NYT puzzles, but the record for the most G's in a daily NYT is 19.

PuzzleGirl loved this theme too and has more to say at L.A. Crossword Confidential.

Patrick Jordan's CrosSynergy puzzle, "Dead-End Endings"

The theme here is phrases that end with dead ends, like the title says, with the words used in other contexts:
  • [Diagram of options] is a DECISION TREE.
  • [Almost here] clues AROUND THE CORNER.
  • ["Clam up!"] means SHUT YOUR TRAP, both phrases in rude-ese.
You can be treed, cornered, or trapped when those final words are converted into verbs.
Assorted clues:
  • [Kept the sheep together] is HERDED. At first, I thought the clue was about two people working together to keep the sheep rather than a single shepherd herding a group of sheep.
  • [Foxhole headgear, slangily] is a TIN HAT.
  • [Showed some cheek?] is MOONED. Yesterday on the school playground, this one boy's track pants kept sliding down alarmingly. Yo, drawstring! Or pants with a belt! Spare our innocent eyes from the lunar display!
  • A bee HIVE is a [Dwelling with cells].
  • The PAPAYA is a [Seedy tropical fruit].
Ben Tausig's Ink Well/Chicago Reader crossword, "You're It!"

Hey, I didn't test-solve this one during vacation, and it darn near killed me today. It was the junction of 3D and 19A that did me in the worst.

The theme's a good one. "Tag, you're it!" means that each theme entry's base phrase has been TAGged (a TAG has been inserted somewhere):
  • 19A: [Stamp-saving idea?] is CHRIST POSTAGE, saving souls via postage stamps. I had ITIS rather than ITIC for the [Inflamed ending], meaning I could not for the life of me figure out the SHRI.TPOSTAGE thing. "Christ pose" is not a phrase in my lingo, so that wasn't leaping out either.
  • 23A: ["Enjoy," "Life Tastes Good," etc.?] are TAGLINES OF COKE, playing on lines of cocaine. No, this ain't your grandma's crossword puzzle.
  • 42A: [French elephant poacher's rural home?] is COTTAGE D'IVOIRE, a cottage made of ivory, building off the African country of Cote d'Ivoire. As a globe geek, I liked this theme entry the most.
  • 47A: [The author of "On Photography" during her wild years?] is WAYWARD SONTAG. Susan Sontag + wayward son = good combo.
Among the clues I found tough were these ones:
  • To [Dick around, archaically] is to FRIVOL.
  • Two [Cool morning phenomenon] clues give us FOG and MIST. What, no DEW? Chicago doesn't have too many misty or foggy morns.
  • [Rock band with a winged logo] is VAN HALEN. Are there others with winged logos?
  • If you [Give 110%, say] at a restaurant, you OVERTIP.
  • [___ bomb (nickname of the largest nuclear weapon ever detonated] clues TSAR. Am I the only one who's never heard of the tsar bomb?
  • The ATTIC is a [Place to find retro clothing, possibly]. KMART would also fit.
  • A wooden LOG is a [Slow burner, usually].
  • [Words with a nice ring?] are MARRY ME.
  • OVATION is a [Big name in acoustic guitars]. I wanted Washburn.
  • [Modern artist Lenore] TAWNEY is not one I'm familiar with.
  • [Paul Newman's school] was YALE. Did I know this?
  • [Many planets are thought to have two of them] clues SUNS. I tried AXES first. Astronomy is not my strong suit, apparently.

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