CS 5:03
NYS 3:56
NYT 3:44
LAT 3:38
(post updated at noon Wednesday)The theme in Vic Fleming's New York Times crossword made me feel a little young. Of the four 15-letter theme entries clued with [Kitty], two were sort of before my time—17-Across's crossings gave me CARLISLE easy enough, but what word comes before that? ACTRESS, as it turns out. I hear she was a game show panelist, but I didn't see her on game shows or in her acting manifestation. For 46-Across, the crossings pointed quickly to GUNSMOKE-something, but what? BARKEEP, that's what. (POKER TABLE MONEY and NICKNAME FOR A CAT were less troublesome for me.) Favorite clues and entries:
- [Where to get off] is the railroad or bus DEPOT.
- Two Muppets join the party, GUY [Smiley of "Sesame Street"] and [Miss Piggy's pal], KERMIT the Frog.
- [The Stooges, e.g.] are a TRIO. Not Iggy Pop's band The Stooges but rather, old-time comedy's Three Stooges.
- XEROXED with its copied X's means [Reproduced, in a way].
- The [Hoffman who has won two Oscars] is DUSTIN. Philip Seymour Hoffman has won one Oscar, for Capote.
- [Soup spherule] is a PEA. Speaking of edible spherules, have you seen the commercial for a Dippin' Dots type of ice cream beads now available in your grocer's freezer case? Aaaand...I still don't want to eat it.
- [Corporate gadfly's purchase, maybe] confused me until the crossings told me it was ONE SHARE of a company's stock, bought so that the gadfly can attend the shareholder's meeting and be ornery.

- The G.E. Building becomes USAGE BUILDING, or [New grammar student's goal?].
- Med school becomes MEDUSA SCHOOL, or a [Group of young jellyfish?].
- The phrase so to speak turns into SOUSA TO SPEAK, or [Headline about an upcoming lecture by "The March King"?].
- Sage advice + USA = SAUSAGE ADVICE, or [Tips on cooking meat in a casing?].
I would write more about the clues and answers I liked, but I'm feeling carsick. I'm not in a car, so that's odd. See y'all in the morning.
Updated:


- A [Package-mailing option] is PARCEL POST (postmark).
- [Big band venue] is a DANCE HALL (hallmark).
- [College exam handout] is a BLUE BOOK (bookmark).
- [Big trouble] is HOT WATER (watermark).
- [Town green feature] is a PARK BENCH (benchmark).
- And a [Word processor function] is SPELL-CHECK (check mark).