PI 10:28
LAT 9:10
BG 8:33 (links for 2009 puzzles here)
NYT 6:39
CS 6:10
(updated at 6:45 Sunday night)Wow! I hardly ever crack the magical 7-minute mark on a Sunday puzzle. It's seldom enough that I break 8 minutes. So I'm pleased with my experience doing Daniel Finan's New York Times crossword, "When In Rome." (This just means, of course, that speedier solvers are sure to come along and trounce me completely. But that's fine. I have a full life anyway.) The theme is Roman numerals, and each theme entry replaces a spelled-out number with a Roman numeral in assorted lively phrases, in numerical order from the top of the grid to the bottom:
- I = 1. THE I THAT GOT AWAY is what [Many a fish story] details.
- V = 5. V O'CLOCK SHADOW is whisker [Stubble].
- X = 10. THE X COMMANDMENTS is the [Last film directed by Cecil B. DeMille]—or the title with "Ten" in it is, anyway.
- L = 50. L WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER is the [1976 #1 hit whose title follows the words "There must be..."]. Paul Simon, lots of rhyming: "Slip out the back, Jack. Make a new plan, Stan. Drop off the key, Lee."
- C = 100. C YEARS OF SOLITUDE is the Romanized [Gabriel Garcia Marquez best seller].
- D = 500. The INDIANAPOLIS D is the [Event first won by a Marmon Wasp]. The Marmon Wasp is a teeny 1911 racecar that looks like a toy.
- M = 1,000. M ISLAND DRESSING is a [Salad bar option].
- LAB RAT is an [Experiment runner?]. Let's ditch the question mark and start hiring rats to run laboratories instead of mazes.
- [Pop maker?] is the WEASEL that goes "pop."
- NATTERS means [Gabs] or talks too much—it's a quaint word I feel I should start using more often.
- MAZDA is an [Auto whose name is derived from a Zoroastrian deity]. I think I thought it was a coincidence that the Zoroastrians had a deity with the same name as a Japanese car.
- [Like shower rooms, often] is TILED. Why was my first impulse COED, which is one letter too short? Must be that movie, Starship Troopers, in which all the attractive young soldiers showered in one big coed bathing extravaganza, totally nonchalantly.
- EAU DE VIE is one of those old-fashioned sounding drinks I've never encountered. It's a [Clear brandy], which, ick.
- [Nassau native] is a BAHAMIAN. I bought some Bahamian postage stamps from a Bahamian post office on my trip. Now...where did I put those??
- The [1997 horror film with the tagline, "If you can't breathe, you can't scream"] is the terrifically bad ANACONDA. I misread the year as 1977, which got in the way here.
- "NOW, NOW" is clued ["Simmer down!"]. Sounds grandmotherly to me.
- You know how there are a lot of 4-letter Greek goddess types ending in A? [Mother of Helios] attempted to be GAEA and RHEA before THEA fought her way to the fore.
- SMILE is the [Word said before someone snaps] a picture—and maybe also the word said before a really cranky unstable person snaps.
- [Blasted] means CURSED, as in "I can't figure out how to work the blasted/cursed thing."
- [One with two X's] is a WOMAN, chromosomally speaking.
Updated:

- [What Rasputin always got at camp that made him irritable and crazy?] is THE BAD BUNK. This plays on Rasputin's epithet, "the Mad Monk."
- "Marries a millionaire" becomes BARRY'S A BILLIONAIRE, or the [Reason Manilow can stop touring now?].
- [Boozy musical star?] is ETHEL BOURBON (Merman).
- Mamie becomes BABY EISENHOWER, or [Ike as a tyke?].
- "My Little Margie" turns into BYE, LITTLE BARGIE, a [Kid's sad farewell as his toy boat floats away?]. Merl, you may be pushing it a little too far with BARGIE!
- "Meets one's match" yields BEATS ONE'S BATCH, or [Mixes some cookie dough].
- [Most popular dessert at Dylan's Diner?] is BOB'S (Mom's) APPLE PIE.
- [Worst-ever title of a Martha Stewart Easter special?] is BAKING A LITTLE BUNNY (making a little money). This one's my favorite.
- [Novel about Buffalo Bill's lesser-known brother?] is OF BISON BEN (Of Mice and Men). The D sound at the end of "and" disappears here.

That's all I've got time for now—the holiday festivities aren't quite over, and I've got three pints of strawberries to wash and trim for a brunch chocolate fountain at my aunt's house.
Updated again Sunday evening:

- 80-D is FAST PASTE, a [Quick-drying adhesive?] that sounds like "fast-paced."
- 108-A is ACTION PACT, an [Agreement made in the heat of battle?] ("action-packed").
- 68-A is BASTE OVERSEAS, or [Prep a turkey in Turkey?] ("based overseas").

- [Liberal party?] is an ORGY. You'd be surprised how many Republicans attend.
- Two tricky clues are ones I've seen before: [Salty hail?] is AHOY and [Curly poker?] is MOE of the Three Stooges.
- [Game played with matches?] isn't an arson game—it's LOTTO, in which you've got to match the winning numbers.
- [Caps] means UPPERCASE or capital letters.
- [Beer barrel poker] is the TAP in a keg, but "poker" sounds rather like "polka."
- [Winter runner] is a runny NOSE. Yup, been seeing that around these parts.
- The HARD G sound is clued [It begins "gradually"].