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CS 4:00Whoo! That was not a hard crossword. I'm pretty sure I haven't cracked the 6-minute mark on a Sunday New York Times crossword before, but Barry Silk and Doug Peterson's "The Cruciverbalist" facilitated that just now. The theme entries are familiar to anyone who has submitted their work to Will Shortz, though a great many of those people don't make it to [Step 6 (the payoff)]. Here are the [Cruciverbalist's Step 1] through 6:
- BRAINSTORM THEME IDEAS.
- DEVELOP BEST ENTRIES.
- CONSTRUCT SUITABLE GRID.
- RESEARCH AND WRITE CLUES.
- SEND PUZZLE TO EDITOR.
- SEE BYLINE IN NEWSPAPER.
The answers I liked best were these ones:
- ["Hamlet" star, 1990] is MEL GIBSON. Good crossword entry, talented actor and director, but a man with some serious problems.
- An EARTHWORM is a [Night crawler].
- CABBY, or [Driver of a 72-Down], and TAXI, or [Modern advertising medium], go together. I prefer the cabbie spelling, but both ways are valid.
- "SO THERE!" means ["Hah!"].
- If you hit [The mother lode], you've struck PAY DIRT.
- [Jacuzzi] is a HOT TUB.
- Remember Marcus Welby, M.D.? The ['70s small-screen role for Robert Young] could also be called DR. WELBY.
- PEPBOYS is a [Big auto parts chain].
- OSAMA is a [2003 Afghani film that won a Golden Globe]. I prefer Afghan as the adjective and noun.
- [They keep you from passing] refers to EFFS, as in the letter grade F.
- [Belgian city in W.W. I fighting] is YPRES.
- OVINE means [Like rams and lambs] and sheep in general.
- [Cat Stevens's faith] is ISLAM. His name is Yusuf Islam now.
- [They have loads to do] clues WASHERS. Does this mean washing machines or people who do the wash?
- ASIA is [One edition of the Wall Street Journal].
- [Long-distance call?] is sometimes a YELL.
- To [gild the lily] is to OVERDO it.
- SAN REMO is a [Riviera resort].
- [Page-oner] is a CELEB.
- [Pope after John X] is LEO VI.
- [Anatomical passages], in a crossword? Gotta be ITERS.
- [French equivalent] is EGALE.
- [Elementary school trio] is the three R's, or RRR (readin', 'ritin', and 'rithmetic).
- [Hedingham Castle locale] is ESSEX. I'm guessing it's the Essex in England and not the New Jersey county.
- One [Target of a youth outreach program] might be a RUNAWAY.
- [Where I's cross?: Abbr.] is JCT., as in an interstate junction.


- SHOOTING STARS is a [Photog's job at the Oscars?].
- Concert HALL MONITORS might be [Visual aid for those in the auditorium's back row?].
- [Winners in the animated and live-action categories?] might be a PAIR OF SHORTS.
- [Comment after the TelePrompTer broke?] could be "WHAT'S MY LINE?"
- [Producer's evasive response as to why the show always runs long? (see 97 Across)] is SONG AND DANCE. I heard they asked Peter Gabriel to cut his song down to about a 90-second snippet and he refused, so he'll not be performing his song on the broadcast.
- [What some dresses give some celebs?] is GOOD EXPOSURE.
- [Category that Clint Eastwood wants added?] is BEST WESTERN. Eastwood hasn't done a Western since 1992, has he?
- 97A is WHOLE NUMBERS, [What might have to be cut to shorten the show].
- [An Academy Award, plus its definition? (or actually, Steve Austin's boss on "The Six Million Dollar Man")] is OSCAR GOLDMAN.
- [Joe Pesci's only Oscars complaint?] concerns DE NOMINATIONS.

- SANTA MONICA PIER is the [Westernmost point of Forrest Gump's long run]. Tom HANKS' last name is hidden inside 73-Down, but the movie title, Forrest Gump, is not a theme entry, and neither is SANTA MONICA PIER despite its length. Yes, Hanks won an Oscar for this movie, but he also won for PHILADELPHIA, which gets a starred clue (45A. [1993 film]). Al PACINO is found backwards in SANTA MONICA PIER, though.
- 82A, [Rival of Leonardo], appears opposite PHILADELPHIA in the grid, but MICHELANGELO isn't a theme entry. It does hide Jessica LANGE, though.
- 33A. [1987 film] is MOONSTRUCK, starring Cher. Her name's hidden in 9-Across.
- 57A. [1994 film] is BLUE SKY, starring Jessica Lange.
- 74A. [2003 film] is MONSTER, starring Charlize Theron. She's hiding in 5-Down.
- 95A. [1980 film] is RAGING BULL. Robert DE NIRO runs diagonally down from square 62.
- 106D. [1995 film] is Nicolas Cage's LEAVING LAS VEGAS. His name's in 93-Down.
- 3D. [1992 film] is SCENT OF A WOMAN, and I just don't understand how Al Pacino won that Oscar. He was up against Denzel Washington in Malcolm X, Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven, Robert Downey Jr. in Chaplin, and Stephen Rea in Crying Game...and he just shouted "Hoo-ah!" a lot.
- 58D. [1982 film] is SOPHIE'S CHOICE. Meryl Streep's name is symmetrically opposite from De Niro's, diagonally upwards ending in square 45.
(If you're an LA Times reader, you may be wondering why this isn't the same puzzle that's in your Sunday paper. I don't solve the one that's printed in the Sunday LA Times, but you can do the excellent syndicated Sunday puzzle for free. Just register (it's free) at Cruciverb.com, download the Across Lite crossword-solving software (also free) here, and click the LA Times link in the Cruciverb home page's sidebar on Sundays. The Monday through Saturday LA Times puzzles are also available in Across Lite via Cruciverb, and these will be the same as what's in the newspaper. With Across Lite, you can solve on-screen, save a partially finished puzzle for later, or print it out for pen/pencil solving. )

- ERICA KANE is a [Daytime TV character since January 5, 1970].
- [Carnival quarters?] is a good clue for cruise-ship STATEROOMS. Carnival Cruises, not the sort of carnivals that hire carnies.
- ARCHIE [Andrews from Riverdale] is the classic comic-book teenager.
- Linda RONSTADT is the ["Different Drum" singer]. Why haven't I heard of that song?
- MARMOSET! That's a [Mini-monkey] of a sort. Have you seen the " Marmoset There'll Be Days Like This" video?
- [Good place to drill] is an oil WELL SITE.
- TENDEREST, with an -EST ending, is clued [Like the best steak].
- There are several -ER words. ROOTER is a [Fan], as in a fan rooting for her team to win. LADER is a [Longshoreman, e.g.]. ARRIVERS are clued with [They're met at the airport]. RICER is a [Kitchen gadget], and it's a more common word with its -ER ending than these other ones.
- There are -INGs at the end of a few words, too. PINNING is a [Tailor's activity]. DICING is [Preparing peppers, perhaps]. CCING is clued as [Keeping in the loop, briefly].