Showing posts with label Betty Keller. Show all posts
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June 15, 2009

Tuesday, 6/16

Jonesin' 3:41
NYT 2:50
LAT 2:50
CS 6:14 (J—paper)

Paula Gamache's New York Times crossword

At last! A woman in the NYT crossword byline!

Paula's puzzle has a bunch of PERPS ([Those "walking" through the answers to the starred clues]) doing a perp walk in the theme entries:

  • 17A. TAMPER-PROOF means [Impervious to picking, as a lock]. Not "as a nose."
  • 25A. An [Engraver's surface] is COPPERPLATE.
  • 36A. SEMPER PARATUS is the [Motto of the U.S. Coast Guard]. Is that Latin for "always prepared"?
  • 47A. [Routine-bound bureaucrat] is a PAPER-PUSHER.
  • 57A. SUPERPOWERS are [Countries with big militaries].

Yep, that's four 11's and a 13 plus the 5-letter PERPS to tie them together. Good job, Paula. Smooth and simple for a Tuesday, but with extra theme content and, just for the hell of it, a new record—this puzzle has 19 P's, while the old record was 17.

What else is in the puzzle? There's some hugging and kissing with BUSSING, or [Playful kissing], brushing up against CUDDLES, or [Nestles]. "IT'S YOU" is perfectly clued as a [Compliment heard in the dress department]. COMMAS get the weirdest little clue: [,,,,,]. That looks like a surreal emoticon there, doesn't it? Did you notice that there are 20 answers ranging from 6 to 8 letters long? That lends the venture an extra dollop or two of freshness.

P.S. I meant to mention something else when I first wrote about this puzzle, and that is the lack of movement of the walking PERPs. Patrick Blindauer has had one or two (or more?) crosswords in which an embedded word marches through the theme entries, progressing from the beginning of the word to the end. Along these lines: the words ANTENNA, PANTENE, PLANTER, PICANTE, and BLATANT have an ANT "walking through" them. Too bad this NYT puzzle didn't begin with PERPENDICULAR and walk the PERP to the right with each theme answer.

Updated Tuesday morning:

Patrick Blindauer's CrosSynergy/Washington Post puzzle, "I Before E" —Janie's review

Serving up a pun-lover's delight, Patrick has altered the spelling of the "long e" sound in four words that can be found in familiar settings: a phrase, a frozen food product, an epithet for a late real estate magnate and tax-evader, and a band that has been together since the early '80s. Where once the sound was spelled "EA," now it's "I [before] E." In this way:
  • Keeps the peace becomes KEEPS THE PIECE [Holds an arm?]—a firearm, that is. Nice (um, if a little chilling) how these two relate, too, as the former is sometimes accomplished when the latter is in effect.
  • Lean Cuisine becomes LIEN CUISINE [Mortgaged meal?]. I love this one. It's silly and makes me laugh. And if you look at its intersecting and adjacent neighbors in the grid, you'll see that someone DINES on FRIED RICE and an ICEE. (Yes, SATAY is on the menu as well, if not in the immediate proximity.)
  • "Queen of Mean" (remember the charming Leona Helmsley?...) becomes QUEEN OF MIEN [Royal carriage consultant?]. Not "carriage" as in "vehicle" but "carriage" as in "demeanor" or "bearing." Beautiful.
  • Tears for Fears (of "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" fame) becomes TIERS FOR FEARS [Levels of a haunted house?]. Exactly.
I know, not everyone loves a pun—no matter how low, no matter how high—but I find all of these to be exemplary and sussing them out made for a most enjoyable solve.

The remainder of the fill gives us many, many names: [Hoopster] NATE Archibald; the music world's CHAKA Khan (never remember if it's CHAKA or SHAKA...), Bobby DARIN, DION DiMucci, The Oak RIDGE Boys; [Pop star] ANDY [Warhol]; (tv and/or stage and/or) filmdom's Bert LAHR (who, with his clued costars, appeared in The Wizard of Oz), ESAI Morales (see how constructor Tony Orbach clues him in Orange's Bloggiversary Contest), TINA Fey, PAT Sajak, Kukla, Fran and OLLIE, ARTOO Detoo, Professor SNAPE (from the Harry Potter books/movies); mythology's ARES; the Bible's LEAH and LOT. As I said—a LOT of names!

Fill from south of the border gives us the crossing of SRAS [Married mujeres (abbr.)] and SIESTAS, cleverly clued as [Rest of the afternoon?]; techno-fill gives us PAYPAL [Big name in e-commerce], E-FILE [Submit paperless taxes] and USER [Cybercafe patron].

Finally, [Hammerlock or full nelson] for HOLD summoned up a tart Larry Hart lyric:
I've a powerful anesthesia in my fist,
And the perfect wrist to give your neck a twist.
There are hammerlock holds,
I've mastered a few,
And ev'rything I've got belongs to you.
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Updated again Tuesday afternoon:

Whoops, sorry about the delay here, folks. My kid woke me up at 9:05 this morning and wow, did I feel great waking up then. Bright-eyed and energetic, but with a 10:15 appointment downtown. Then I met my husband for lunch and did a little shopping and next thing you know, it's mid-afternoon and I'm feeling ready for a nap. Crosswords? Onward!

Betty Keller's Los Angeles Times crossword

Did you give up on me and head over to L.A. Crossword Confidential hours ago? Alrighty, the theme today is LUNCH things, and there's an HOURGLASS FIGURE (lunch hour), MONEY TO BURN (lunch money), ROOM FOR RENT (lunchroom), and BOX OF CHOCOLATES (lunchbox). That's as solid as a turkey sandwich, I tell you. Not a particularly exciting theme, but solid.

Doesn't the grid look crazy? The pattern of black squares looks more abstract than usual, but there's some good stuff in here, some lively resonances. The yummy BOX OF CHOCOLATES is echoed by CAROB, clued as [Poor substitute for 62-Across]. Yes! A lousy substitute. I always grumble when CAROB is clued as a chocolate substitute. As if. Then there's the Z zone, where ZINGS and GONZO cross but not at a Z. Another edible cross-reference pairing is ICE TEA (I prefer to call it ICED TEA but will take either wording when I'm thirsty...or doing a crossword) with LEMON. I prefer my iced tea plain, thanks. Fruit flavors a plus, but no sweeteners, please. Don't recall seeing ENERO, Spanish for January, clued this way before: [Año Nuevo month]. Happy New Year!

Matt Jones's Jonesin' crossword, "They Were in That?"

Matt does pop culture themes well, and this puzzle's no exception. The theme is six popular actors (all male, hmph), clued with the trivia of what their debut movies were:
  • [His film debut was "Donnie Darko" (2001)] clues SETH ROGEN. SETH GREEN has the same number of letters, but he's less of a movie star and I suspect he was around well before 2001. That didn't stop me from putting him in the puzzle, mind you.
  • Layered under Seth is JAKE GYLLENHAAL. He was the star of Donnie Darko, wasn't he? [His film debut was as Billy Crystal's son in "City Slickers" (1991)].
  • STEVE CARELL's [film debut was in "Curly Sue" (1991) as a sort of villain out to get the title girl]. You'll note that he did not get typecast as a villain type.
  • KEVIN SPACEY, star of screen and stage, is here too. [His film debut was as a subway thief in "Heartburn" (1986), with Meryl Streep and Jack Nicholson]. You think Streep and Jack had any idea that bit actor was going to wind up winning a coupla Oscars?
  • BENICIO DEL TORO—wait, does that translate to "Benny the Bull"?—had [his film debut as the Dog-Faced Boy in "Big Top Pee-wee" (1988). From Pee-wee Herman's TV show, we had early glimpses of S. Epatha Merkerson, then-Larry Fishburne, Jimmy Smits, and the great Phil Hartman.
  • Scrubs/Garden State star ZACH BRAFF is the final theme entry. [His film debut was as Woody Allen's college-aged son in "Manhattan Murder Mystery" (1990)].

Hooray for cluing RAJ as the ["What's Happening!!" character]—and yes, the show did use twice as many exclamation points as Jeopardy! Also taking me back to my televisual childhood is RHODA, ["The Mary Tyler Moore Show" spinoff] (there were also Phyllis and Lou Grant). And FRED! [Mister Rogers] was awesome.

No, I did not know that NAJIB was the answer to [Malaysia's current prime minister ___ Tun Razak]. I got the J from A.J. Foyt but not the other person in the AJS clue, [Racecar driver Foyt and CNN host Hammer]. Hammer, don't hurt 'em. I got all the letters in BURJ from the crossings; that's the first word of [___ Dubai (world's tallest skyscraper, as of 2009)].

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March 08, 2009

Monday, 3/9

Jonesin' 4:07
BEQ 4:05
LAT 2:40
CS 2:38
NYT 2:31

Before the ACPT, I set up a few Google Alerts so that Google could do the legwork of tracking down websites or blogs that mentioned the tournament. (I also set up a Google Alert for my own name and "Crossword Fiend," so I can ego-surf with a minimum of effort.) This morning, an alert pointed me to Mark Murphy's entertaining write-up of his tournament weekend. (There are spoilers for the ACPT puzzles, so don't peek if you're waiting for puzzles by mail.) A sample from Murphy's Craw: "Seeing a puzzle by Byron Walden that turns out to be easy is a little like being James Bond and being taken to Dr. No's torture chamber and finding out that the only weapon the good doctor has on hand is his collection of favorite knock-knock jokes."

Betty Keller's New York Times crossword offers plenty of encouragement to the solver. ["Keep going!"] is the clue for all four theme entries: "TRY, TRY AGAIN." "NEVER SAY DIE." "HANG IN THERE!" And "DON'T STOP NOW." I needed the encouragement at 1-Across, I tell ya—[What skunks do], 5 letters, starting with S. Hmm...could be STINK, or SPRAY, or SMELL. Luckily, previous crosswords have taught me that [Bridge writer Culbertson] is named ELY, so that pointed me towards SMELL.

[Bibliophile] seemed like a weird clue for BOOKMAN (BOOK MAN?)—or rather, that was a weird answer. I know Bookman, the font, and Mr. Bookman, the Seinfeld character (the library detective cracking down on fine scofflaws).

TOILE, the [Decorative upholstery fabric], is one of those words that can be off-putting to some Monday solvers. Heck, it intimidates me, because I seldom remember the difference between TOILE (which is also "a translucent linen or cotton fabric, used for making clothes") and TULLE (the mesh-like fabric seen in veils and tutus). Gotta work the crossings with those every time.

What else is in this puzzle?

  • An ARMENIAN is a [Neighbor of an Azerbaijani].
  • TIA MARIA is a [Coffee liqueur brand]. Blech, I don't like the flavor of coffee at all. Nor that of ANISE, the [Licorice-tasting seed].
  • [Playful puppies] may nip at one another or at people, making them NIPPERS. Mind you, "nippers" isn't a word you're likely to encounter elsewhere any time soon.
  • LAND LINES is a great answer; it's clued as [Noncellular phones].
  • "YMCA" is the now-timeless [Village People hit whose title completes the line "It's fun to stay at the..."].
  • A [Small flock] of birds, particularly partridges, is a COVEY.
  • I wasn't sure what METER [might go from 0 to 60 minutes]—but it was obvious to my husband that this referred to a parking meter.
  • I wish to dispute the wording of the clue for LIGAMENTS: [Easily torn bands of tissue]? A strip of toilet paper is an easily torn band of tissue. Ligaments may tear more readily than muscles, but crikey, don't most of us live our entire lives without tearing any ligaments?
  • Kudos for the straightforward Roman numeral clue in this Monday puzzle; [7, to Caesar]; so much better than, say, [Year of the Illyrians' revolt against Roman rule].
Updated:

Todd McClary slipped six theme entries into his LA Times crossword, with two shorter ones criss-crossing in the middle of the puzzle. Each one follows the ROPE-A-DOPE template: two rhyming words joined by an A.
  • ROPE-A-DOPE is the Muhammad [Ali boxing style].
  • RUB-A-DUB may be a [Drumming noise]. The Wikipedia article on "Rub-a-dub-dub" says nothing about drumming. It does, however, cite a version of the nursery rhyme that goes like this: "Rub-a-dub-dub / Three men in a tub, / ...wait, what?"
  • The [Richard Simmons diet system with color-coded cards] is called DEAL-A-MEAL.
  • CHOCKABLOCK means [Tightly packed].
  • RAT-A-TAT is a [Machine gun sound].
  • And last but not least, ETCH-A-SKETCH is the classic [Artistic kid's toy].
I think I'd like the theme better without RUB-A-DUB, which is a little distracting because it's not as familiar (sans the extra "dub") as the other theme entries. Actor Jackie Earle Haley fell from fame for a couple decades, but he's winning raves for his roles in Little Children (he was heart-breaking there) and Watchmen (which I haven't seen). I think it's time for him to lay claim to the EARLE clues, replacing [Grammy-winning country star Steve]. I suspect far more people will see Watchmen than have ever bought a Steve Earle album. ROMA is clued as a [Pear-shaped tomato], but I think of Romas as being more egg-shaped, but with less taper. NASDAQ is the [Exchange where YHOO is traded]. DUE DATE is both a pregnant woman's and a [Book borrower's concern]. PEEVED is clued as [In a lather].

Martin Ashwood-Smith's CrosSynergy puzzle, "Cold-Hearted," features two 15-letter phrases and a 13 with a cold heart—the word ICE (32-Down) in the exact center of the answer. The phrases aren't particularly exciting, though:
  • The DOMESTIC ECONOMY is [What the gross national product is based on].
  • [Bodies in motion possess it] refers to KINETIC ENERGY.
  • [Ginger Rogers movie of 1946] is MAGNIFICENT DOLL. I've never encountered this movie title before. This theme entry strays from the way the other two break the ICE between two words.
There's some crosswordese lurking in the midst:
  • STERES are [Cordwood measures]. It's a unit of volume equivalent to one cubic meter. Did that really need a name other than "cubic meter"? Crossword constructors are glad the word exists, but it seems pointless.
  • PELOTA is the name for a [Jai alai ball]. The cesta is the basket used to catch and throw the pelota.
  • The EN_ characters are here in force: ENA is [Bambi's aunt] and ENOS is right next to her, clued as [Son of Seth]. Enya is feeling left out today.
  • OPE means to [Unlock, poetically]. I'm thinking contemporary poets do not use the word, but crossword constructors prefer to call things "poetic" rather than "archaic."
  • The Roman number CVI, or [Caesar's 106], is here. Again, I appreciate the Monday-friendly practice of cluing Roman numeral entries with their Arabic numeral equivalents.
  • ESTERS are [Fragrant compounds].
The coolest words in the grid are INVEIGLE, or [Sweet-talk], and HOOPLA, or [Big to-do].

Today's Brendan Emmett Quigley crossword is 'End of Newspapers: Emphasizing 'dead' tree editions." The theme answers are headlines you might see for an obituary for a newspaper:
  • [Obit for a Washington paper?] might be POST MORTEM.
  • [Obit for a Wichita newspaper, with "The"?] clues EAGLE HAS LANDED.
  • [Obit for a Los Angeles paper?] is TIMES UP, playing on "time's up."
  • [Obit for a Baltimore paper?] is SUN SETS. The New York Sun actually did set last September, but the theme here is hypothetical newspaper deaths, not real ones.
  • Blackjack gets a shout-out in THE DEALER BUSTS, an [Obit for a Cleveland paper?]. The Cleveland paper is called the Plain Dealer, so this entry fudges facts a little.
  • [Obit for an Indianapolis newspaper?] is STAR STRUCK.
Here are my favorite clues and answers from the rest of this puzzle:
  • ST. PATRICK is a [March figure]. Good to see the full name in a crossword—the curtailed ST. PAT gets more appearances in the grid, but I don't know anyone who says "St. Pat" unless they're talking about Old St. Pat's church in Chicago.
  • I wanted [Gizmo] to be DOOHICKEY, but the answer was THINGUMMY.
  • MASSASOIT was the [Chief who negotiated peace with the Pilgrims]. Sarah Vowell's book, The Wordy Shipmates, is a good read about that era in American history.
  • UMLAUTS are [Features of Mötley Crüe]'s name. That band is the only metal band with the fearsome double-umlaut in this graphical look at heavy metal band names. They say the triple-umlaut is physically impossible. 
This week's Jonesin' crossword by Matt Jones is called "Earning All A's." It took a while for me to figure out what was happening with the theme entries—each one takes a familiar phrase, changes all the vowels to A's, and clues the resulting nonsense phrase:
  • [Like the coolest celebrity chemist in the world?] clues RAD AS A LAB STAR. This one's based on "red as a lobster."
  • [Greens used for bra-stuffing?] make up SALAD AS A RACK (solid as a rock). Hey, did you see last weekend's S.N.L. skit with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as a Hulk-like The Rock Obama? You can watch in on Hulu.com (unless you're in a country that can't access Hulu).
  • ["Equus" character Alan transforms to become useful to a lumberjack?] clues STRANG AS AN AX (strong as an ox). Alan Strang is the character portrayed by Daniel Radcliffe (best known as Harry Potter) on the stage, the sometimes-naked character.
  • [Boozed it up with skeezy intentions?] clues DRANK AS A SKANK (drunk as a skunk).
Two non-theme answers evoke the outdated womanhood of fairy tales—MAIDEN is clued with [She may be fair] amd DAMSELS are clued as [Distressed women?]. UMBRAS are [Dark parts of sunspots], and I needed a lot of crossings to figure that one out. [Cry on the set] isn't a verb—it's "ACTION," which comes after "Lights, camera...." [Scrapes from a motorcycle spill] or a bicycle crash are called ROAD RASH. [2000s caffeinated offshoot of 7 Up] is DNL. That name is 7 Up upside down—turn your head to see 7 Up in "dn L." [Prince who doubles as Wonder Woman] isn't a drag queen or cross-dressing royal—it's DIANA Prince.

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February 01, 2009

Monday, 2/2

BEQ 5:37
Sun 3:14
NYT 2:48
LAT 2:45

Don't miss the 2008 Oryx Awards write-up. Last year, we were treated to a wealth of cruciverbal goodies, and Rex Parker and I have singled out some of our very favorites.

All righty, let me get my structural complaint out of the way first. In Damon Gulczynski's New York Times crossword, the theme entries are 11, 7, 7, and 11 letters long, but there are two more 10-letter Across answers in the mix that aren't part of the theme. It's a bit jarring for the solver's eyes to have these long answers sprawling across the grid but having nothing to do with the theme. The theme answers all end with the "wee" sound:

  • NINTENDO WII is a [Game console introduced in 2006].
  • The French phrase "MAIS OUI" is a [Parisian's "But of course!"].
  • "SHALL WE?" is a [Query from one who's ready to go].
  • MICHELLE WIE is the [Female golfer who played in the pro men's tournament at age 14].
The long answers that draw the eye are MARIONETTE, clued as [Pinocchio, notably], and "SURE ENOUGH," or ["You're absolutely right"]. ENYA makes an appearance as the ["Only Time" singer, 2001] and is also referenced as a New AGER. There's a cuisine vibe in this puzzle, too—CAJUN is [Like Louisiana cuisine], which I'll be eating in New Orleans this April. CRAB is a [Maryland seafood specialty], and it crosses CREME [___ brulee]. Maybe one [Betty Crocker offering] is a crème brûlée RECIPE? Ignore the presence of ACRID/[Bitter] in that section and enjoy your dessert. If the creme brûlée is too rich, try an OREO, or [Cookie with a filling].

Later Sunday evening:

Imagine my delight when I went grocery shopping after doing the NYT crossword and encountered Stewarts' new line of flavored coffees, featuring Vanilla Créme Burlee.

P.S.:

Longtime solvers may remember a similar theme from Elizabeth Gorski back on 6/16/05, in a Thursday NYT—she included "WHERE WERE WE?," the WEE SMALL HOURS, "WHEE! THIS IS FUN," and MICHELLE WIE for her foursome.

Updated Monday morning:

I mistakenly opened Friday's Sun crossword instead of today's and found myself unable to summon up any answers for the longest time. Eventually I saw the 2/6 date atop the puzzle, muscled through it, and had Lee Glickstein's Monday crossword for dessert. "Cross-Sections" was easy enough to fill in, but it took me until just now to see what the theme was. Each theme entry ends with the name of a newspaper section:
  • BIG BUSINESS is a [1988 comedy with Bette Midler and Lily Tomlin].
  • IN STYLE is a [Monthly fashion magazine].
  • LIBERAL ARTS are [College knowledge].
  • GOOD SPORTS [can take a joke].
  • TIME TRAVEL is the overall ["Back to the Future" theme]. Not theme song, just theme. We watched the movie on demand over the weekend—my son's first exposure to the franchise. (My god, Biff's attempted rape scene is horrifyingly out of place in a family comedy.)
The grid is held together by a quartet of 9-letter answers that spiral out from the center. Classic Monday Sun quality and flavor overall, plus MEL OTT's full name for a change.

Betty Keller's LA Times crossword runs the temperature gamut in the theme entries:
  • HOT LIPS HOULIHAN, played by Loretta Swit, was [Frank Burns's heartthrob on "M*A*S*H"].
  • WARM THE BENCH is [Be a B-team player].
  • COOL HAND LUKE was a [1967 Paul Newman role].
  • COLD WAR POLICIES are [Pre-1991 U.S.-U.S.S.R. strategies]. 
Lots of colorful fill in this crossword—SLIPSHOD means [Careless, as workmanship]; LOW-CUT can be [Backless]; a LAB RAT is a [Scurrier in a maze]; "LET'S SEE" is a [Ponderer's phrase]; a BAD EGG is a [Good-for-nothing]; and a CHAT ROOM is a [Place for online gab].

Today's Brendan Emmett Quigley puzzle is called "Before They Were Famous," and the theme clues give the original names of various bands. Wow, I didn't know a single one of these trivia factoids, but at least I know all the names that these groups settled on. What band was originally known as:
  • [...Rain]? That's OASIS.
  • [...Carl and the Passions]? Those would be THE BEACH BOYS.
  • [...The Stilettos]? That's Deborah Harry's BLONDIE.
  • [...On a Friday]? That's RADIOHEAD.
  • [...Fecal Matter]? That's NIRVANA. I must say, I prefer the final name. That acoustic album from the MTV show wouldn't have had the same vibe if it were called Fecal Matter Unplugged.
  • [...The Vague Dots]? TALKING HEADS here.
  • [...Smile]? That's QUEEN.

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