LAT 8:59
PI 7:47
CS 3:52

- [Like Rudner's audiences, after a good joke?] is ROLLING IN THE AISLES. The first letter of each name spells out RITA, comedian Rudner's first name.
- [Treat for Damone?] is VANILLA ICE CREAM for Vic.
- Guitar legend Les Paul is referenced in [Where Paul stays when performing in New York?], or LOWER EAST SIDE.
- When I read the clue [Comes in dramatically, like West?], I thought only of Adam West, TV's Batman. It's Mae West and MAKES AN ENTRANCE.
- THE HOUSE OF MIRTH by Edith Wharton is shoe store guy Thom [McAn's favorite novel?].
- [Odds of Alda winning an Oscar?] are AS LIKELY AS NOT. His first Oscar nomination was for The Aviator recently. (Alan.)
- [Putting in a row, like Sampras's rackets?] is PUTTING END TO END. (Pete.)
- [Court case where Ripken is one of many plaintiffs?] is CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT. (Cal.)
- THE EVIL DEAD is a [Horror film enjoyed by Turner?]—Ted, not Tina or Ike or Lana.
- [Musical that inspired Redding?] clues OF THEE I SING. (That's Otis.)
- [Flower typically given to Neeson?] is LOVE IN A MIST. Say what? I have never heard of these flowers. They're dainty. Daintier than Liam Neeson, anyway.
- [How Goldin in and her rivals finish in photography competitions?] is NECK AND NECK. (Nan Goldin.)
Favorite clues and answers:
- [Where opposite sides meet] is at a DEBATE.
- DREAM ON is a [Skeptical response]. Remember the HBO comedy series by that name?
- Duane and Gregg Allman stand down as [Supremely macho] clues ALL MAN.
- [Northern star?] is SANTA Claus.
- [Like fries, typically] is SALTED. I'll take mine plain, please—unless it's the sea salt flakes on those sweet potato fries at Rocks in Lakeview. Yum.
- SALERNO is not just a cookie brand, it's also a [Tyrrhenian Sea port]. More geography: the CHINA SEA is [Taiwan's setting], and ENG. (English) is the [Official lang. of Mauritius].
- ELOI wanders away from the H.G. Wells race and gets a [Patron saint of goldsmiths] clue. Weird.
- A [Knave] is a VARLET. Archaic! It's a fun word. Go ahead—call someone a varlet when they've pissed you off.
- DINS are [Tinnitus causes]. Have you ever experienced ringing in your ears after a concert? That's this.
- [Fish with toxic blood] is an EEL. Toxic blood? Really? Does everyone know this? It's new to me.
- SWISS is [Cheese with eyes]. I don't eat food that is looking at me.
- [Take turns?] is GYRATE. I had ROTATE first.
- [The Gang's leader] is KOOL, as in Kool and the Gang. You know it's been too long since you listened to "Celebration." Go watch the video now.
- [Georgia or Virginia, e.g.] clues PRENAME, which is another word for forename, meaning a first name. I know prenom in French, but not PRENAME in English.
- PATSIES are [Dupes].
- TODD Palin hits the big time, clued as [Sarah Palin's husband]. Betcha a dollar that this clue will be obscure in future NYT crossword book collections.

- THE KONA DRUGSTORE is a [Good name for a Hawaiian coffee shop?]. "Corner drugstore," Kona coffee.
- [Tourist's first impression of Hawaii?] is EVERYWHERE A MUUMUU. This one plays on "Old MacDonald Had a Farm," with the lyrics "here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo-moo."
- YIPPEE OAHU is a [Hawaiian tourist's exclamation?]. This plays on..."yippee, yahoo"? Or "yippee-aye-o"?
- [Hawaiian souvenir made from corn chips?] is a FRITO LEI. Yum, Fritos! (Made by Frito-Lay.)
- POI SCOUT, building on "boy scout," is [One in search of Hawaiian food?].
- [Hot coal at a Hawaiian cookout? (with apologies to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar)] is LUAU CINDER. Lew Alcindor! I love it. It's just crazy enough to be brilliant(ly goofy).
- SHIFTS INTO ALOHA GEAR ("shifts into a lower gear") is clued as [Puts on grass skirts and Hawaiian shirts?].
- [Title of an expose about Hawaiian dancers?] is HOT LIPS, HULA HANDS. Loretta Swit's character on M*A*S*H was Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan.
Another unknown for me was [Quantrill's forte], or RAID. I got this one through the crossings and then checked a dictionary to see what a quantrill is. It's not a "what," it's a "who"—William Quantrill, a pro-Confederacy punk who leg a group of guerrilla raiders against the Union during the Civil War. The surviving Raiders went on to be plain ol' outlaws and...I'm not surprised.
Updated:

- The two missing jobs in the sequence [Cattle rancher, ___, ___, locksmith] are HEADMASTER, HAIRDRESSER. A cattle rancher is the master of many head of cattle. A hairdresser is the master of the client's head. And a locksmith might serve as a smith of locks of hair.
- [Pastor, ___, ___, disk jockey] clues HISTORIAN, RECORD KEEPER. Historians study the past and keep records. DJs also keep records (of music).
- [Oil rig worker, ___, ___, auto body repairman] clues DRILL SERGEANT, DENTIST. The links here are oil drills, dental drills, fixing dents.
- [Circuit judge, ___, ___, lion tamer] clues ELECTRICIAN, SWITCHMAN. Circuits can be electrical, there are electrical switches, and a lion tamer might use a switch (small whip).
- [Child care worker, ___, ___, cashier] clues PLAYWRIGHT, QUARTERBACK. Play with children, quarterbacks call the plays, here's your 25¢ change back.
- [Busboy, ___, ___, pollster] clues TRANSIT WORKER, SURVEYOR. Busboy to bus driver to...I don't understand the connection between TRANSIT WORKER and SURVEYOR...to surveying/polling.

- [NBA long shot?] is a THREE(-point shot).
- The SLURPEE is a [Big Gulp alternative] if you're thirsty and at 7-Eleven.
- TORIC means shaped [Like Lifesavers]. Remember tangerine Lifesavers? I miss those.
- JUDAH is the [Hero of the Hanukkah story]. 'Tis the season!
- Sports action: [How Monday morning quarterbacks see things] is IN RETROSPECT, and the [Happy Valley coach] is Penn State's Joe PATERNO. Did you know JoePa is also a Penn State philanthropist?
- ERIK SATIE, [Collaborator with Claude Debussy], and Arturo TOSCANINI, [Principal conductor at La Scala in 1898], pal around in the northeast corner of the grid.