NYT 7:53
LAT 5:37
CS 3:19
(updated at 12:24 p.m. Saturday)

My favorite fill:
- [Brewer Joseph] SCHLITZ. Six consonants to one vowel, with a final Z? Good stuff.
- The tone of I HEAR YA is accurately conveyed by ["Comin' through loud and clear"].
- "YOU MIND?" is a [Curt comment to an ogler]. Technically, YA and YOU qualify as a semantic duplication, but I don't mind.
- What the hell is NEOJAZZ? It's [Hard bop, e.g.], and it has two final Z's.
- MAYAN and NAHUATL reverberate nicely—one is clued [Like the Topoxte archaeological site] and the other, [Language of central Mexico]. Head a little north for the MOJAVE Desert, a [Setting for Joshua trees].
- [Passed pleasantly] clues WHILED, as in "whiled away the hours."
- KIKI DEE, perhaps best known from her duet with Elton John, "Don't Go Breaking My Heart," is the [Singer of the 1974 hit, "I've Got the Music in Me"]. Back then, I assumed that Elton and Kiki were an item.
- AMY ADAMS was the [2005 Best Supporting Actress nominee for "Junebug"].
- The EVIL EYE is a [Supposed bringer of bad luck].
- I guessed LOSE HOPE for [Become despondent] with no letters in place—what else could it be? Maybe GIVE UP ON.
- ALL THAT is [Something great, informally]. Memo to my readers: My mom said a lasagna sauce was "the bomb" last night, so if you're still using that slang, it's time to drop it. It's in the senior citizen lingo now. No longer hip.
- With the Z's in this grid, of course there's also a Q in QUACKS—[They treat people badly].
[With 41-Down, cheap fast food offerings] make up the VALUE / MENU.
- [Where things get checked] is the COATROOM.
- An ALLEY is [No place for a big rig]. That is the truth—the driveway/alley next to my building sometimes stymies truck drivers trying to squeeze between the buildings to make a delivery.
- [Magellan visited it] clues VENUS, Magellan being a NASA craft and not the guy named Ferdinand.
- [People who may be removed] are COUSINS, as in "first cousin, once removed."
- [Ingredient in some chips] is OLESTRA, which is in FAT-FREE chips.
- SIKHISM [rejects the caste system and idolatry].
- [Counselor's area] is the LAW. Can you hear Robert De Niro's character calling, "Counselor!" to Nick Nolte in Cape Fear? Creepy.
- [Hard stuff] is both IRON and BOOZE.
- [Bouquet setting] is a WINE BAR.
- CHEERIO is an [English toast]? I thought it was more of a farewell.
- [David who caught a key pass in the 2008 Super Bowl] is TYREE.
- [1986-93 war-themed Marvel Comics series, with "The"] is a pop-culture clue for NAM.
- ["Treasure Island" hero] is HAWKINS.
- ELO is the ["Eldorado" group]. How many groups have song titles that consist of letters inserted into the band name.
- EMF is an [Energy expressed in volts: Abbr.]. Electromagnetic frequency, I presume?
- MORAVIA is a [Region south of Silesia].
- The [Greek goddess of youth] is HEBE.
- NELL was the [Mistress of Charles II].
- TSP, or one teaspoon, is [About 20 pinches: Abbr].
- Pia ZADORA was the ["Butterfly" star, 1981].
- '20s boxer Jack DEMPSEY was the ["Honey, I just forgot to duck" speaker]. When Ronald Reagan was shot, he borrowed the famous line, but left out the "just."
- LUKE is the [Patron saint of surgeons]. Hence the various St. Luke's Hospital names out there...
Either Stanley Newman's Newsday "Saturday Stumper" clues were significantly more oblique than usual, or I'm a little off this morning. (Solution here.) Not only did it take me twice as long as the toughest NYT Saturday puzzles, but I also Googled one clue and had one incorrect square. The clue I Googled was [The story of Astorre Viola], which turns out to be Mario Puzo's 2000 novel OMERTA. I call foul, because I'm skeptical that this character is familiar enough to point the majority of us who've never read the book anywhere near the right answer; it's hardly got the degree of traction in the broader culture that, say, Harry Potter characters have. I figured the answer was likely to be an opera.
My wrong letter was a P in lieu of the C in CLEAT, or [Gangway securer]. Raise your hand if you didn't know that gangways and cleats had any interaction. I checked two dictionaries and see no support for this. Who likes a clue that requires you to pick up the unabridged dictionary (the third one I checked!) to find an uncommon usage for a common word? Boo! Hiss! Takes the fun out of a tough crossword. PUT IN isn't too far off for [Interrupt], though I guess CUT IN is a notch better.
There was plenty of good stuff in the puzzle, so it didn't all spur resentment. The [Only Welsh-born Batman] portrayer is Christian BALE; why did it take me so long to remember the most recent Dark Knight? I was all set to like the gender neutrality of [Repairperson], but then the answer was the very male HANDY ANDY. [Sports retiree of 2008] is Monica SELES—and here we all thought she'd retired years ago. Whatever comeback she might have had apparently didn't make much of a splash. GAINS ON is clued as [Tries to catch]. NEE is clued as a [Form of "naĆ®tre"]; I like the French lesson. "OH, PLEASE" is an [Impatient plaint]. I kept thinking of domesticated animals for [It was domesticated in the Andes about 4,000 years ago]—the answer is the LIMA BEAN. [Do as the Romans do] is GO NATIVE. I'm fond of nutty little bits of trivia, like MACON being where the kazoo was invented.
I had a number of wrong turns that kept me mired in this puzzle. [Battery, for example] is a TORT, but I stuck with Battery PARK for too long. [Seven-Oscar nominee in the '80s] is ALIENS, but I put STREEP there. [Quacks] were POSERS instead of FAKERS. I kept those ones written into the grid even when not a single solid crossing emerged from them—whoops. I just plain didn't know this: [Most of it became a unit of Cal State] clues FT. ORD. Some of Fort Ord's space is now the home of California State University, Monterey Bay. The campus gets foggy.
I don't like STATINS for [Doctor's prescriptions] because it's too damned arbitrary; statins are merely one class of medication, and the clue lacks any specificity. ANAT., or anatomy, is the study of all the body's parts—[Organ study: Abbr.], yes, but also the skeleton, muscles, vascular system, nerves, etc. This clue's too specific.

- [Front end?] is CEASEFIRE, as in an end to hostilities at the battlefront.
- [Circles] of friends are COTERIES. Anyone else try to wedge ROTARIES in there?
- [Diamond figure] is ONE CARAT. Sometimes I don't like the arbitrariness of a number + unit of measure being used as crossword fill. But the convention of the one-carat diamond makes this one work.
- [Noted hit maker, with "the"] is the WHO. No, wait, it's the MOB. Crime, not music.
- GARGANTUA, the [Rabelaisian giant], is the source of the adjective gargantuan. How many fictional names have spun off adjectives? For place names, we have Lilliputian.
- [Ristorante dish] is OSSO BUCCO. It's also spelled osso buco.
- I like the aligned twin CATs in CAT'S EYE, the [Reflective gemstone], and CATALAN, [Like Dali or Miro].
- The MANTA can indeed be a [Reef denizen], but I didn't see any mantas from the tourist submarine off Grand Cayman last week. Fish, garden eels, and sea turtles, yes.

- [Houdini's favorite vacation spot?] would be the FLORIDA KEYS, since Houdini was always locking himself up.
- His favorite [...place to shop?] would be a CHAIN STORE, what with Houdini's getting chained up.
- [...kind of circus performer?] would be a TUMBLER, since locks have tumblers aligned by keys.
- [...wrestling move?] is HAMMER LOCK, owing to the lock.
- [...basketball maneuver?] is PICK AND ROLL, for picking a lock, I guess. The theme entries don't all have the Houdini tie-in in the same place, so I'm not positive.