Showing posts with label Mark Feldman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mark Feldman. Show all posts

October 04, 2009

Monday, 10/5/09

BEQ 5:27
NYT 2:44
LAT 2:24
CS untimed

Plus, new crossword links!

This afternoon I had a chance to try out puzzles from a few new online sources. You can find links in the sidebar ("Crossword Links") henceforth.

First up, Matt Gaffney's weekly 21x21 puzzle at the Daily Beast. I did this weekend's "Octoberfest" in 8:00, so it's right there in Sunday NYT difficulty land and meets the Gaffney standard of excellence. (No spoilers—don't want to get in the way of your fun, folks!) I appreciate that Matt was able to add an Across Lite download, too.

T Campbell is publishing a crossword every weekday at Ubercross, with PDF and Java applet options. The fill tends towards the Onion/BEQesque or beyond. In the "Heroic Origins" puzzle, for instance, the late DJ AM is an answer, and the answer to ["Tough ___"] is TITTY. If that doesn't scare you off, check it out. For me, "Heroic Origins" took 5:20, so it's at a Thursday/Friday NYT level of difficulty. The constructor reports "Next week's puzzles will celebrate seven-letter words, a certain punctuation mark, an astronomical discovery, a set of upcoming TV nuptials, and a city with a lot to celebrate."

Teen constructor Caleb Madison is making a monthly online crossword for his school newspaper, the Bard Bulletin. The first two are posted already, and they're not school-specific so anyone can solve them.

Mark Feldman's New York Times crossword

The theme is a tad outdated. RIGHT ON THE MONEY is [Exactly...or where to find 17-, 25-, 43- and 57-Across?]. The other theme entries are the names of the men shown on large denominations of U.S. currency. These bills haven't been printed in years but, lending currency (!) to the theme, Wikipedia tells us "as of May 30, 2009, there were only 336 of the $10,000 bills in circulation; 342 remaining $5,000 bills; and 165,372 $1,000 bills still being used." Where's mine??

WILLIAM MCKINLEY is on the 17A: [$500], JAMES MADISON on the 25A: [$5,000], my beloved SALMON P. CHASE on the 43A: [$10,000], and GROVER CLEVELAND on the 57A: [$1,000].

I've got one quibble about a clue/fill duplication: SNORE is clued as 49D: [Cause unrest?], while NO REST is 45D [What the weary get, it's said]. In the crosswordese category, we're shooting 1D: [Fancy marbles] with our TAWS. Do those of you who sail use UNRIG, or is that more of a ship word? The clue is 48D: [Strip, as a ship]. Then there's the variant spelling of 4D: [Ice house: Var.], or UGLI. I mean, IGLU. Igloo comes from the Inuit word iglu, so if English had any sense at all, IGLU would be the standard spelling and igloo would be the goofy-looking variant.

Things I like: 5D: [Stocky] clues THICK-SET, which amuses me because one of my Facebook acquaintances was described thus in writing (and he's not thick-set). 14A: [Cry of exasperation] is AARGH, which is in fact the dictionary-approved spelling of the exclamation. And who doesn't love the MACARENA, that 38D: [Dance craze of the '90s]? Here's the video you may remember. You know what's wrong with that video? Zero hot men. A bunch of women in spandex and two men in baggy dark suits? Feh.

If you find the usual batch of easy Monday puzzles aren't keeping you occupied, try out the puzzle sites linked above, and remember that Brendan Quigley's blog usually has "Themeless Monday."

Updated Monday morning:

Bob Klahn's CrosSynergy/Washington Post puzzle, "Vowel Play"—Janie's review

No foul play in this "Vowel Play," but a healthy amount wordplay, in both the theme fill (and clues) and in the non-theme fill (and clues). Bob gives us five theme-entries, each of which begins "B*G"—with that asterisk standing in for A, E, I, O or U. Not only does he cycle through these vowels in sequence, but he's gone beyond the initial three-letters to make certain they appear in words of five letters and longer. "WHEE!" ["This ride is a joy!"] and gives us:

  • 17A. BAGEL SHOP [It stocks lox]. Love this clue for the rhyme and for the way its sound calls to mind the phrase (utterly unrelated in meaning) lock, stock and barrel.
  • 26A. BEGINNER'S LUCK [Rookie's fortune]. This is something Fred Astaire had with Ginger Rogers in Shall We Dance. Thank you, George and Ira.
  • 36A. BIGOTRY [Bunker mentality?]. That's "Bunker" as in Archie. As in All in the Family. As in great clue/fill combo, too.
  • 46A. BOGGLE THE MIND [Absolutely amaze]. Not BOGGLET HE MIND (which is the way I keep seeing it in the grid...).
  • 61A. BUGLE CALL [Base notes]. As opposed to bass notes—and another fine pair.
There are several wittily crafted, sequential clue pairs that are worthy of attention. I point them out because they demonstrate what can be done to enliven the solving experience. The fill itself isn't the most sparkling. But the presentation sure is and that (as I've no doubt said before...) goes a long way in my book. See for yourself:
  • [Tie the knot] and ["Not on the tie!" elicitor] for UNITE and SPOT;
  • [Send packing] and [Packing a lot of extra baggage, so to speak] for CAN and OBESE;
  • ["This ride is a joy!"] and [Joy ride] for "WHEE!" and SPIN;
  • [Help for the hapless] and [Bubble bath balm] for ALMS and ALOE (I know—the only alliterative pair in examples of repeated words...);
  • ["I, Claudius" network] and [I, to Claudius] for BBC and EGO.
Then there are the clues and fill that give us neat nuggets of information, like the fact that GRAHAM was the first name of [Whole-wheat cracker creator Sylvester]. Did you know that? News to me. Ditto the E-BOAT, a [WWII German torpedo craft]. Nor did I know anything about the BEE and its being the [Waggle dance performer]. (I wonder if Fred and Ginger ever tried to emulate nature on the dance floor like that...) And it's been some time indeed since I gave any thought to GUMMO, [The fifth Marx brother]—but at least I'd heard of him! Real name, Milton.

Two nice misdirects come to us via [Like lots of unplanned-for plants] for WEEDY, where "lots" may be substituted with "acres" (for example) but not with "tons" (because then the correct fill, referring to "plants," would have to be WEEDS); and [Refrain from singing about farm animals?] for "E-I-E-I-O!" where "refrain" is a noun and not a verb.

"ONE TO GO!"/["Nearly done!"] ties in nicely with "HANG ON..."/["Wait a minute..."]; and simply adding to the beauty of the [Eclectic mix] OLIO that is today's non-theme fill, here's a shout-out, too, to EGGHEAD [Walking encyclopedia] and LION CUB [Diminutive den denizen]. Awww.

Billie Truitt's Los Angeles Times crossword

A simple theme, easy clues, accessible fill—exactly what you expect on a Monday. The theme entries are all "S__ AND S__" phrases: SUGAR AND SPICE, [What little girls are made of, so it's said]; SAFE AND SOUND, [Out of harm's way]; SOUP AND SALAD, a [Light lunch]; and SHORT AND SWEET, [Pleasantly concise].

37-Down is annoying: [Phone caller's "Bet you don't recognize my voice!"] is GUESS WHO. It's not that the clue or answer is annoying—it's that anyone who calls you and makes you guess who they are is a real PAIN (["Royal" nuisance].

Is this write-up "pleasantly concise"? I hope so.

Brendan Quigley's blog crossword, "Themeless Monday"

I can't believe I still couldn't pin down 44A: [2001 John Goodman/Billy Crystal film] even when I had MONSTER in place. MONSTERS, INC.! Of course. Used to watch that a lot with my kid, and yet I could only think of Monsters Ball, Coen brothers movies, and Throw Momma From the Train.

What else?
  • Among the zippiest entries are some blasts from the '70s: CAGED HEAT is a [1974 women-in-prison exploitation flick] and THE RUTLES were a [Fictional band who sang "Can't Buy Me Lunch" and "All You Need Is Cash"].
  • The two vertical 15s are names from history, and now my eyeball is changing 12D into "Marty Odd Lincoln."
  • Favorite clue: [It can make a man out of you] for a SEX CHANGE.
  • I'm making a note of the fresh INEZ clue: [Consumer Product Safety Commission director Tenenbaum]. We might be seeing her in some more puzzles.
  • I'm still not quite sure I see how STRESSFUL and [Aging, perhaps] match up. "This job is stressful." "This job is aging." "The whole experience was ___."
  • I don't know where [Tax collectors] are called EXACTORS.
  • Anyone recommend Public Enemies? I want to see it because so much of the movie was filmed in my part of town. And no, I didn't see Johnny DEPP, though I did pass by various location shoots three times.
  • Back in the late '90s, I used QUARKXPRESS to lay out a journal and a newsletter. I can't say I really miss it.

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September 20, 2009

Monday, 9/21/09

BEQ 5:16
LA 3:16
NYT 2:42
CS untimed

Mark Feldman's New York Times crossword

Today's NYT theme is MAGAZINE READERS, and three familiar phrases (clued straightforwardly) could be reinterpreted to mean "a fan of a particular magazine." Oh, and there's a fourth phrase, markedly less familiar, that plays the same game:

  • 17A. [Official with a stopwatch] is the TIMEKEEPER. I finally quit keeping magazines I've finished reading. To the bin with you!
  • 20A. [Bragging sort] is a SELF-PROMOTER. If I had to promote one women's fashion magazine, it'd be Mademoiselle. Less in the way of exercise tips, more news of women around the world.
  • 56A. [One good at forming connections with others] is a PEOPLE PERSON. I do like that phrase. What's the plural? "Angela and Dave are really people people." "I'm better one-on-one. I'm more of a person person."
  • 60A. [Miser, e.g.] is a MONEY LOVER. Is that an actual, "in the language," crossword-worthy phrase?
Glancing over the grid to see what else is in the puzzle, I laughed when I noticed the nexus between CARESS and ASS ([Nincompoop]). It's a nice touch that GOES EASY slips right in there too.

Absolute best answer in the fill: AL CAPONE, clued as [Gangster a k a Scarface]. And the worst: TIN ORE, or [Cassiterite]:

Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost TIN ORE!'
Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'


Updated Monday morning:

Gail Grabowski's CrosSynergy/Washington Post puzzle, "Full of Flaws"—Janie's review

HUH? Those four theme-phrases may contain an "imperfection" at the end, but truly—this is one polished puzzle. Let me not POSTPONE pointing out its strengths:
  • 17A. [Starting at the beginning] (..."a very good place to start"...) is FROM SCRATCH. Before I had the correct fill, I was looking for a way to make (the too long) from the get-go work. Guess I'll have to settle for that OUT-GO [Expenditure] above and get going myself!
  • 28A. [Tex-Mex dipper] TORTILLA CHIP. You might find more than one—indeed, you may find 'em by the bowlful at your local
  • 48A. [Site serving brewskis] WATERING HOLE. Terrific clue/fill combo here. Nothin' like salty chips washed down with a cold, crisp draft. Or you and your friends might want to try the ALES as your [Stein fillers].
  • 62A. [Fall short] MISS THE MARK. That's something this theme-fill does not do. (You're familiar with the saying "A miss is as good as a mile." See that EMILE [Novelist Zola] just below the theme fill? I keep parsing it as E-MILE... Is that the distance I traverse in cyberspace trying to justify my thinking on-line?)
If you're traveling around in your MOTOR HOME [Recreational vehicle], it might be a good idea to carry a MAP or two. As a [Tourist's aid] it sure makes a reliable alternative to a gps system... And if you don't have a full-blown (gas-guzzling...) motor home, consider what this enterprising couple did, traveling across country in their Toyota minivan.

I enjoyed seeing HATTER clued as [Mad acquaintance of Alice], especially as it sent me back to the source material. I was hoping there were cakes with ICING at the table. But no... only tea. And bread and butter. If you haven't looked at the Carroll in a while, here's a link to "A Mad Tea-Party" from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. "Mad" only begins to describe its brilliance.

Some word-playful clue/fill combos I especially liked: [Splits to form a bond]/ELOPES, [Duel-purpose equipment]/EPÉES, and [Gp. with brass]/ORCH.

Finally, ORAL is a [Kind of testimony]. Would that include "MEW" [Cry from a litter] or "ARF-ARF!" [Sounds from a Shih Tzu] (or even a SKYE [Kind of terrier], or "MAA" [Cry from a calf]? I suppose that a ROI [Lyon king] could roar as well as a "lion king'; and what does the AMEBA have to say for itself? ("HA-HA-HA!"... ["Ver-r-ry funny!"].) (IMO...)


Mel Rosen's Los Angeles Times crossword

The theme entries begin with UP, UP, and AND AWAY:
  • 21A. UP TO THE TASK means [Capable of doing a job].
  • 37A. UP FOR A PROMOTION means [Next in line to advance at work].
  • 48A. The [Jackie Gleason catchphrase] is "AND AWAY WE GO."
I really don't know what the clue for 13D is doing there. With all the ways to clue DISK, [Floppy with data] should have been retired several years ago.

The highlights in the fill are ODE TO JOY and ENCUMBER. Then there's PESTY ([Annoying, like a kid brother]), which is a much clunkier word than PESKY. UNSKILLFUL ([Not practiced]) also felt, well, unskillful. Its opposite in the grid is PAIRED WITH ([Assigned as the partner of, as in dance class]), which is on the dry side—when there are 10-letter answers in the fill, I like them to spice up the puzzle, but these ones left me cold. The shorter fill has such E words as ELY, ELKO, ELBA, and ESSO, as well as APER, OLEO, DII, AAA, EQUI-, and partial IT MAY.

At least there's Brendan's "Themeless Monday" to pull me out of the Monday crossword doldrums.

Brendan Quigley's blog crossword, "Themeless Monday"

I love the three showiest answers—SIR MIX-A-LOT, the POPEMOBILE, and GOOGLE MAPS. I love Google Maps, too, except that it's convinced that the driveway by my kid's school is actually a road called U.S. Public Health Hospital—apparently decades ago, before there was a school there, it was the site of a hospital. Sometimes Google wants me to drive on it to take a crazily indirect route to Lake Shore Drive. Why is there no button to click that says "hello, Google, this is crazy"?

Aside from those three fantastic entries, I also liked IRISH ALE and RANGEROVER, but lots of the shorter fill [Rankled] (FESTERED). OROS and OPAH, ISER and OLAV, TARE and E. LEE, and the abbrevs/prefixes ATMO, ANS, SCH, and SYST. Also, I poked around Wikipedia and I don't think IRANIS are [Azeri speakers]; some Iranians are Azeri speakers, but the Iranis appear to be Zoroastrians in India and Pakistan who speak Dari. IRANI ≠ Iranian.

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March 14, 2009

Sunday, 3/15

PI 8:10
NYT 7:46
LAT 6:32
BG 6:28
CS 3:14

It's not surprising, really, that Patrick Berry has crafted yet another perfect crossword theme in his Sunday New York Times puzzle, "Prioresses." Not surprising, no, but still astonishing, the level of craft of he brings to it. He's assembled a whopping 12 theme answers that follow the "prior esses" model—two-word phrases in which both words have a "prior" letter S added to the beginning. The resulting nonsense phrases are clued perfectly. I don't know about you, but working through this puzzle, I kept wondering how I'd never hit on this sort of wordplay before—but I'm sure it's nowhere near as easy as it looks to come up with a solid list of a dozen phrases that work well. Here are the lucky 12:

  • SCREAMED SCORN, formerly creamed corn, is [Ridiculed someone as loudly as possible].
  • [Piece of hay?] is a STABLE STALK, formerly table talk. This time, the answer's not as lively as the original phrase.
  • [Comedic bits by guys sitting at a bar?] are STOOL SKITS, from tool kits.
  • [Astronaut's old wound?] is a SPACE SCAR. I'll bet they have some psychic space scars. I have encountered two or three one-time Indy 500 pace cars here in Chicago, just driving around town.
  • Old age turns into SOLD SAGE, or [Worked an herb shop, maybe]. This has the feel of a seed entry that might've launched the entire enterprise.
  • Witch hunts with S's become SWITCH SHUNTS, which sounds like a plausible term for [Change devices that divert trains to different tracks?].
  • SMELTING SPOT is an [Ore refinery?]. The melting pot takes to those esses nicely.
  • An oil pan turns into SOIL SPAN, a [Large field of dirt]. Here, the original and morphed phrases are a little dry. They stand out a bit in this large field of diamonds.
  • [Reaction upon being hit with a chair in WrestleMania?] is SHAM SHOCK, playing on ham hock. This one's so impeccably apt. Professional wrestling is faked, so the shock would be sham.
  • Tying in with the pace car/SPACE SCAR, we have SPIT SCREWS based on pit crews and being mad enough spit nails. The clue is [What an angry robot might do?].
  • I appreciate a good Buffy the Vampire Slayer reference. [What Buffy might be doing at the end of a long, hard night?] is SLAYING SLOW (laying low). Perfect.
  • An [Increase in perfect basketball shots?] is a SWISHING SWELL (wishing well).
Among the more challenging clues in the puzzle were these ones:
  • [Name shared by two apostles] is JAMES.
  • [Eastern Catholic who recognizes the pope's authority] is a UNIATE.
  • [Geological epoch when mastodons appeared] is the MIOCENE.
  • [Colombian carrier] is the airline AVIANCA.
  • [Scratch left on a table?] is a TIP, scratch being slang for money.
  • [Stoked, perhaps] means AGOG if you're using the slangy sense of "stoked" that means "pumped up."
  • SMATTER is [Modest knowledge]. Same thing as "smattering."
  • [Holders of jacks] may be MODEMS, if you're talking about phone jacks.
  • [World Heritage Site in Jordan] is PETRA. Other 5-letter Jordanian place names include AMMAN and AQABA.
  • [Kickback for good publicity] is PLUGOLA, akin to payola in the record/radio businesses.
  • [Pythian Games site] is DELPHI.
And those were just the Acrosses! Now, some clues from the Downs: BEAKER is clued with [It might hold the solution], as in a chemistry lab. [Group with an Exalted Ruler] is the ELKS. [Maker of Caplio cameras] is RICOH. Never heard of Caplios; how about you? Ditto for [Writer William Dean] HOWELLS—chime in if you've ever read him.

Highlights in the fill include answers like MUST-SEE, a Philadelphia PHILLIE, VING Rhames (we just watched part of Mission: Impossible 3 last night), WILL / SMITH of Ali, and...well, with that many theme entries packed in here, Patrick didn't leave himself a ton of room to include intriguing fill. Berry being Berry, of course, the fill's full of familiar words and names and not oddball obscurities.

In this weekend's Philadelphia Inquirer crossword Merl Reagle cooks up some vegetables. The theme entries in "Eat Your Vegetables" center on veggie puns:
  • THE SPINACH INQUISITION is clued ["Answer me! Was it creamed or boiled?"]. Ha! I like this one. It reminds me of the knock-knock joke in the latest episode of The Office—Knock knock. Who's there? KGB. KGB who? {slap} Ve vill ask ze kvestions!
  • [Good news for salad-bar employees?] is AN INCREASE IN CELERY. While a salary increase is welcome, this clue is factually inaccurate. An increase in celery is never good news.
  • [Veggie plea?] is GIVE PEAS A CHANCE. I gave them a chance. They didn't convince me.
  • [Veggie arts-and-crafts mixture?] is PEPPER MACHÉ. I can't begin to understand how that would work.
  • GENE SHALLOT (Shalit) is a [Noted veggie critic?].
  • [What the veggie-loving children wanted?] was A LEEK OF THEIR OWN. This one plays on A League of Their Own.
  • [Historic 11th century veggie hunt?] was THE NORMAN CORN QUEST. Ouch! Painful pun.
  • [Part of a Carl Sagan veggie recipe?] plays on Sagan's "Millions and millions of years ago..." catchphrase. The answer is SCALLIONS AND SCALLIONS.
Man, that's a lot of oniony stuff. Shallots and leeks and scallions? This puzzle needs an after-solving mint. And then there's no CARROT pun on karats of gold or carats of diamonds? No LETTUCE ENTERTAIN YOU? No BEETS AROUND THE BUSH?

I found the clue for 7-Across to be misleading. [Flatten, as flats] hints at the British spelling RASE, as flats are British and apartments are American. Sure, SINGS didn't make much sense for [Throws hard and fast], but those flats were persuasive. So it's RAZE crossing ZINGS...and the clue for ZINGS doesn't really sing to me. Another tough square was the W in LAW, [Scheck's calling]. That's Innocence Project lawyer Barry Scheck, but his identity wasn't coming to mind with just the last name. At first I had LAT because TEENSY means [Very small, in part] and it's more common than the correct answer, WEENSY.

I liked seeing the last name of [Casimir of the American Revolution], PULASKI. The Chicago Public Schools take a day off to mark Pulaski Day in early March, and there's an artery, Pulaski Road, that spans the entire length of the city.

I enjoyed the theme in Emily Cox and Henry Rathvon's Boston Globe crossword rerun in Across Lite, "Team Play." The 10 theme answers reframe assorted phrases as if they pertained to NBA teams. Here are my favorite examples:
  • [Milwaukee locker-room sight?] is a BUCK NAKED. Indeed!
  • THUNDERCLAP is [Oklahoma City fan sound?].
  • [Current star in San Antonio?] is the SPUR OF THE MOMENT.
There were two wildly unfamiliar words in this grid. [Early sonar, to Brits] is ASDIC, and [Informal banking system] is HAWALA. Neither word shows up in the Cruciverb database, so I'm not surprised I've never heard of them. Luckily, the crossings cooperated and the puzzle still came off as a good bit easier than usual.

Updated:

This weekend's syndicated Los Angeles Times Sunday crossword is Mark Feldman's "Lying Around." Each theme entry has an -LY added to a word to change the phrase's meaning:
  • [Plain-looking mortgage broker?] is a HOMELY LOAN AGENT. "Home loan agent" is not such a familiar term. Is it like a loan officer or a mortgage broker?
  • [Unsubstantiated theories?] are HARDLY FACTS.
  • [Really boring Avon lady?] might be a DEADLY RINGER. At least she's not barging in the door with a machete. I don't know that any Avon reps still go door to door to drum up sales.
  • [Palace hospital attendant?] might be an ORDERLY IN THE COURT.
  • GANGLY LEADER is a [Lanky boss?]. I like this one.
  • [Guys' night out?] is MANLY FRIDAY. Cute.
  • The PORTLY OF NEW YORK are [Unfit Manhattanites?]. I'm not wild about "portly" as a noun here.
Overall, this was a pretty easy crossword. Among the answers that might not be so obvious are these:

Geography: [Biblical name of ancient Syria] is ARAM. [Nevada Northern Railway Museum city] is ELY, Nevada. Other crossword Ely clues involve old Tarzan actor Ron Ely and bridge expert Ely Culbertson. Lake TAHOE is also a Nevada name—[Lake near Carson City]. The ARAL SEA is a [Shrinking lake] and not technically a sea.

Twisty clues: [Double take?] is a STUNT, as in a "take" when shooting a movie with a stunt double standing in for the star. [Brain cells?] are CRANIA, the metaphorical jail cells that hold our brains.

Movies and TV: [Actor Everett et al.] is SLOANES. [Roy Rogers's birth name] was Leonard SLYE. [TiVo feature] is PLAYBACK.

Miscellaneous:
  • ["Same old, same old"] clues AS USUAL. I'm not quite seeing the in-a-sentence equivalence of the two phrases.
  • [Golf ball material] is BALATA. I don't know how I knew this. Oh, wait—probably from old crosswords.
  • Did you know that TAPS is a [Tune with only four distinct notes]?
  • There are two CB radio clues in a row: [CBer's acknowledgment] is COPY and [CBer's "Your turn"] is OVER.
  • [Eschew wallpaper, maybe] clues PANEL. Far more people PAINT than PANEL their walls, and I'll bet many of us paused or took a wrong turn here.
  • [Cricket striker] is a BATSMAN.
  • [Crustacean feelers] are PALPS.
Martin Ashwood-Smith's themeless CrosSynergy "Sunday Challenge" was not much of a challenge, thanks to easy short answers crossing the six 15-letter answers. Just for sport, take a look at the completed grid and see how many alternatives come to mind for 3-, 7-, and 11-Down, 15-letter entries with ELA, NGT, and TIG in the middle. Martin's RELIVING THE PAST, or [Getting nostalgic, perhaps], is a great answer.

I had never heard of THE LAST POST, the [Robert Graves poem that starts" The bugler sent a call..."]. There are plenty of other works of art in this puzzle:
  • NIMH completes ["The Secret of ___" (1982 film)].
  • William [Shatner's "___ War"], or TEK, is a sci-fi novel.
  • [Novelist Seton] is named ANYA. I've never read her historical romances.
  • ERDE, or "earth," completes [Mahler's "Das Lied von der ___"].
  • Wayne DYER is ["Your Erroneous Zones" author]. My mom had the self-help book when I was a kid. I suspected it was about erogenous zones at the time.
  • Alastair SIM was a [Scrooge portrayer of 1951] in Scrooge.
  • YES I ["___ Am" (Melissa Etheridge song)] is...a song. I haven't heard it.
  • I do know Patsy CLINE, the ["Crazy" singer], and her classic, "Crazy."
  • Edouard MANET was the ["Olympia" painter]. 

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January 21, 2009

Thursday, 1/22

NYT 5:01
Sun 5:00
LAT 3:23
Onion tba
Tausig tba
Wed. BEQ tba

Yeah, I know. I've fallen behind on crosswords. I've had a busy day signing all sorts of executive orders and unpacking boxes. No, actually, it's been a full day of crossword work. Really. And tomorrow will be much the same, so we'll see if/when I get around to the puzzle backlog here.

Gary Whitehead's byline looks wrong above the New York Times crossword. What is his full name doing written out up there? Shouldn't the last four letters of his name be smooshed together into one character? Yes, that's right. It's a Thursday rebus puzzle, and the word that gets the squeezebox treatment is HEAD, as suggested by the SHRUNKEN HEADS in the middle of the grid. The rebus squares are placed in perfect symmetry (which always makes the cruciverbal esthetes happy) in these intersecting answers:

  • A [Walking encyclopedia] is an EGG{HEAD}, which crosses [One way to meet], or {HEAD} ON.
  • To [Split] is to {HEAD} FOR THE HILLS, crossing BIG-{HEAD}ED, or [Macrocephalic].
  • [All over] means {HEAD} TO TOE, with the head also part of SWELL{HEAD}, or [Egoist]. That last entry is less natural-sounding than the others.
  • RADIO{HEAD} is an [Alternative rock band with four platinum albums. Is it bad that I don't know the difference between Coldplay and Radiohead? They both needed the services of a professional namer: "made-up compound word that doesn't resonate" is a lousy identity. Now, Headcold and Playradio, those make more sense. The band crosses the disparaging {HEAD}CASES, or [Nut jobs]. I'll bet psychiatrists and psychologists frown to see such clues and answers in their crosswords.
  • [Traffic sign that indicates a possible temporary road closure] is DRAWBRIDGE A{HEAD}. [Lady Jane Grey's fate] was BE{HEAD}ING, poor thing.
  • AX{HEAD} is [Chopping part of a chopper], and I'll bet a lot of folks just put AXE here and made a hash of that corner. The [Front] is the {HEAD} END.
Miscellaneous stuff, good and less good:
  • A [Schmo] is a BOZO, yo.
  • NOHOW is the [Opposite of someways], and similarly slangy.
  • Geography! [Paris's ___ de Lyon] clues GARE. Train station? [Chinese dollar] is YUAN. BOSNIA was a [1990s war site].
  • A [Benjamin] is a C-NOTE or $100 bill, and [100 18-Acrosses] are worth TEN G, or $10,000. TENG looks horrible in the grid, but the C-NOTE tie-in saves it. [Numbers in the thousands?] clues ZEROES, and look at 'em all in 10,000 there.
  • EWE NECK! That's a [Conformation defect in a horse], of course. Here's some info. Sounds to me like they should just leave the horses be and quit telling them their necks look funny.
  • LEHI is [Where Samson defeated the Philistines]. Man, it's a good thing this answer doesn't intersect with EWENECK.
  • OLAF II was a [Sainted king known as "the Fat"].
  • [Creep], the verb, is INCH. I want to use INCH to mean creep, the noun.
  • BRAIN-DEAD crosses SHRUNKEN HEADS without comment. (Clued as [Unable to think at all].)
  • [Wickiup, for one], is an American Indian HUT. No relation to Wikipedia.
  • Apu's KWIK-E[-Mart] from The Simpsons looks weird in the grid in its partial form. KWIKE wants to rhyme with bike.
Updated:

Man, what a day. Sick kid, sick husband, up all night, working all day. Let me take a couple minutes for crosswords, eh?

Mark Feldman's Sun crossword, a "Themeless Thursday," wasn't too hard. My finishing time includes mental drifting and text-messaging my hairstylist, so... Great long answers—NEW LEASE ON LIFE and a COME-HITHER LOOK are good IDIOMS, aren't they? QUETZAL scratches the rare-letter itch. Solution omitted because (a) I'm beat and (b) if you've done this puzzle, you have access to the answers the same day.

Donna Levin's LA Times crossword is terrific. The theme entries are TV show titles with numbers in 'em, but the number's been docked by 1: FIVE FEET UNDER is cost-saving, SEVEN IS ENOUGH makes use of contraception, ONE AND A HALF MEN lacks Charlie Sheen, and TWENTY-NINE ROCK is less prestigious than 30 Rock. Ideally, all the shows would spell out the numbers, but I think only three of the four do.

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December 21, 2008

Sunday, 12/21

PI 29:20
LAT 26:52
NYT 25:02
CS 10:32

(Updated at 11:45am Sunday)

Hey, everyone. PuzzleGirl here with you again, filling in for the vacationing Orange. It's been a rough couple of days for me, but Monday is just around the corner and I dare say you will be impressed with my early-week times. So I've got that goin' for me.

When you saw Elizabeth C. Gorski's byline on the New York Times crossword you knew you were going to be impressed, didn't you? I sure did, and I sure was. The centerpiece of this puzzle, titled "Laughing All the Way," is a line of HOs stretching from top to bottom on the center vertical. That didn't sound exactly the way I wanted it to, but you all know what I mean. We've got JOLLY ST. NICK a/k/a KRIS KRINGLE a/k/a Father CHRISTMAS in the puzzle, landing on your HOUSE and causing all kinds of mayhem. There's also room for three French HENS, and a reference to the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE), which is closed on Christmas Day. Any other Christmas-y stuff I missed? Let me know in the comments!

Stuff I thought about while solving this puzzle:

  • [Witnesses giving written testimony] are DEPONENTS. I was just thinking this morning about depositions. I know that's hard to believe, but I really was. At one time I thought I might like to work as a court reporter and now that I'm old and washed-up and haven't made anything of myself, I'm thinking about it again. This guest-blogging stuff is fun and all, but it's not what you would call consistent. Or lucrative.
  • There is no dearth of interesting facts about Don SHULA. Today we learn that he had a perfect 17–0 record in 1972.
  • I had lubes instead of LARDS for [Greases]. And bashes instead of BLASTS for [Memorable parties].
  • I really like the word HOBO. Do any of you have kids the right age to be fans of "iCarly"? Man, I really dig that show. I seriously can't figure out how it's possible that Miley Cyrus is more famous than Miranda Cosgrove. "iCarly" rocks! What does this have to do with hobos, you ask? One of the running jokes on the show is that Sam, Carly's webcast sidekick, is obsessed with hobos. Also gravy. It's an awesome show. You should watch it.
  • Nice shout-out to Patrick Creadon, who directed the 2006 movie "Wordplay," which I'm sure most of you have seen and some of you, you know, appeared in. Well, he also directed "I.O.U.S.A.," the [2008 documentary about the national debt]. I haven't seen it yet, but it's on my list.
  • I didn't know Rum Tum Tugger was a CAT from T. S. Eliot's Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats. I might have told you guys this once before, but I lived on 53rd Street a block away from the theatre where "Cats" was playing on Broadway back in the mid-80s. I never did see the show, but every once in a while I'd see someone walking around the neighborhood in one of those costumes. Now there's something I never saw in Fargo!
  • Here's the thing about "SANTA BABY." I wish Madonna hadn't ruined it. Eartha Kitt's version is so light-hearted and fun! (The video's a little strange though.)
  • [Includes in an e-mailing] = CCS. CC = courtesy copy. Yes, it used to mean carbon copy but that was, like, a hundred years ago. Back when you had to type two spaces after a period. Welcome to the 21st century.
  • U NU, the Prime Minister of Burma off and on between 1948 and 1962, wrote a book called Burma Looks Ahead. That's a NU one on me. (sorry)
  • Everyone knew [Leaves for a buffet?] is CRESS, right? It's a member of the mustard family, ya know.
On the 95th anniversary of the crossword, Merl Reagle's Philadelphia Inquirer puzzle pays tribute to "those old crossword words that just never seem to go away." He's taken familiar phrases and changed one completely normal word into one of those ucky crossword words that we all know and love.
  • [Intuitive remark, in Crosswordville] = I CAN FEEL IT IN MY OSSA (bones)
  • [Carnival barker's words, in Crosswordville] = HIE! HIE! HIE! (hurry) STEP RIGHT UP!
  • [Diet shots, in Crosswordville] = ERE (before) AND AFTER
  • [Historic document, in Crosswordville] = THE EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION (fiat)
  • [Noted Republican, in Crosswordville] = EFT (Newt) GINGRICH
  • ["Jeopardy!" selection, in Crosswordville] = OLIO (hodgepodge) FOR A THOUSAND, ALEX
  • [Nursery rhyme "ingredients," in Crosswordville] = FOUR AND TWENTY MERLS (blackbirds)
More ramblings:
  • I've never heard the word ADIPOSE before. It's an adjective that means "of or relating to animal fat." Its noun form is adiposity. Now there's a cool word.
  • FRAN Lebowitz is a well-known writer. Also Judge Goldberg on "Law & Order."
  • I'm sure I knew at one point that "The CISCO Kid" is an old television show. You know where this is going, don't you?
  • I believe Olympian MARY LOU Retton was the first woman athlete to be featured on the front of a Wheaties box. She wasn't the first woman though, that honor belongs to aviator Elinor Smith, who I've never heard of but she shares a name with my aunt! Oh and Babe Didrikson was the first woman athlete to be depicted on a Wheaties box, but it wasn't on the front. I wonder what the hell that was all about. Anybody know?
  • I can't think of the phrase "Neither a borrower nor A LENDER be" without remembering the castaways performing "Hamlet" on "Gilligan's Island."
  • Did anyone else have to go through the whole "Little Piggy" poem in their head before getting to the little piggy who HAD NONE?
  • Meryl Streep won her 1981 OBIE Award for her performance in Alice in Concert. Or possibly Alice at the Palace. I'm seeing conflicting reports on the title of that particular show and I'm too lazy to figure it out for you. I mean, that's close enough, right?
  • Huge, huge Jim Croce fan here. Here he is singing the song found in today's puzzle, "I GOT A NAME." Croce has so many great songs, it's impossible to pick a favorite, but this one is definitely in my top five. Check it out.
Updated:

Mark Feldman's L.A. Times crossword, "You're Out!," takes the letters URE out of familiar phrases to create new amusing phrases.
  • [Feudal court of law?] = MEDIEVAL TORT(ure) CHAMBER
  • [Cover on Cousteau?] = UNDERWATER PRESS(ure)
  • ["How can I drive the babysitter nuts this time?" et al.?] = IMP(ure) THOUGHTS
  • [Secret society of executives?] = CORPORATE CULT(ure)
  • [Money for some therapy sessions?] = VENT(ure) CAPITAL
  • [Fruit cut in linear shapes?] = GEOMETRICAL FIG(ure)S
  • [Evel Knievel biopic?] = FEAT(ure) FILM DOCUMENTARY
A couple of those seem a little off to me. The al on GEOMETRICAL feels redundant. I've always thought a FEATURE FILM was one thing and a DOCUMENTARY another. But the phrase used in the puzzle gets 55,000 Google hits, so I guess someone uses it somewhere.

Olio:
  • Man Friday is a character in Daniel DEFOE's Robinson Crusoe.
  • OUTLANDISH is an awesome word.
  • Never heard of Nina FOCH. She died earlier this month.
  • The [Endangered equine] ONAGER has great letters and probably shows up in the puzzle once in a while, but I didn't remember it. Of the six sub-species of this mammal, sometimes known as an Asian Wild Ass, one is extinct and two are endangered.
  • In our house a [Shiner] isn't the SUN but a yellow car. Anytime the kids see one they yell out "Shiner!" It can be annoying. Actually, if they restricted themselves to yellow cars it would be okay, but they've made up other things to yell out for red cars ("Gryffindor!") and orange cars ("Marshmallow!") and of course all the different kinds of "slug bugs" have special designations. It's often loud in our car.
  • I'm at just exactly the right age that when I think of "Runaround Sue," I think of Leif Garrett and not DION. It's sad, really.
  • I think of an RSVP as a call or an email these days, but I suppose there are still those formal occasions where people send their RSVP cards back in an SASE.
  • Can someone explain how a [Fishhook fastener] is a SNELL? A quick Google search gets me nothing and I'm running out of time here.
  • Never heard of the [Folk actors] called MUMMERS. Other names for them include rhymers, pace-eggers, soulers, tipteerers, galoshins, and guysers. It's like a whole different world out there.
  • I'm definitely a fan of ELLEN DeGeneres. Here's a clip of Ellen boogying with our president-elect.
Martin Ashwood-Smith's CrosSynergy "Sunday Challenge" has a cool-looking grid with some nice fill. The 15s aren't particularly sparkly, but there sure are a lot of them. DELICATE BALANCE is nice.
  • It took me way too long to remember that hammer and anvil are parts of the EAR.
  • DAG Hammarskjöld once said "That we all — every one of us — take ourselves seriously is not merely ridiculous." So true.
  • [Second-century anatomist] GALEN is new to me. But TITO Jackson? Yeah, I've heard of him.
  • Nice tricky clue for SEM(inary): [Place for a father-to-be (abbr.)]. I'm all, "How do you abbreviate waiting room?" Of course fathers-to-be aren't generally left out in a waiting room any more, are they?
  • Didn't know skittles was a NINE-PIN variety of bowling. I know that the first time PuzzleSon played in a big chess tournament he was directed to wait in the "Skittles room" and was really disappointed that there weren't any, ya know, Skittles in there.

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November 23, 2008

Monday, 11/24

Sun 3:31
LAT 2:51
CS 2:33
NYT 2:30

Billie Truitt's New York Times crossword treads some familiar ground—I've seen at least two previous digital-themed puzzles before. This one proceeds through all five fingers on a hand, from thumb to pinky:

  • GREEN THUMB is a [Gardener's gift].
  • The MISERY INDEX is a [Measure of national economic health]. Oh! That reminds me. If you've long hankered for a humorous approach to business and financial news that utilizes the LOLcats meme, your wait is over. Check out LOLFed.com.
  • Right in the middle of the grid, MEET IN THE MIDDLE appears. It means [Come to a compromise].
  • ["Call sometime"] clues GIVE ME A RING.
  • HINKY PINKY is a [Rhyming word game].
Now, in my heart, no fingers theme can top David Pringle's 4/23/07 NYT with PINKY TUSCADERO, but I do like the completeness of including the thumb. I liked seeing [Mr. ___ (Lucy's TV boss)], Mr. MOONEY, here; I don't know why. The [First of 12 popes with a religious-sounding name] is PIUS I. Hmm, we don't see a lot of Roman-numeraled pope names in Monday puzzles, do we?

Mark Feldman's Sun crossword, "Dressing Up in England," compiles a group of clothing items that have taken the name of places in England. All five are clued the same, [Part of an English outfit]. They include ETON JACKET, RUGBY SHIRT, NORFOLK COAT, OXFORD SHOE, and WINDSOR TIE. Wait, what's that one in the middle? The Norfolk coat or jacket is "a loose, belted, single-breasted jacket with box pleats on the back (and sometimes front), now with a belt or half-belt." Outside of the theme, the fill's a bit Scrabbly and two of the corners contain a 6x4 chunk of white space.

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Today's LA Times crossword comes from Andrea Carla Michaels and Myles Callum. Three theme entries are tied together by GIMME A KISS, a [Hopeful demand of 17-, 35- or 41-Across]:
  • A [Cue wielder] is a POOL PLAYER who wants the billiard balls to "kiss," I guess. I haven't spent enough time in pool rooms to understand this.
  • [One with a specific sweet tooth] is a CHOCOHOLIC. I dunno—I love chocolate, but a Hershey's Kiss isn't going to cut it for me. Milk chocolate? No.
  • [Fairy tale suitor under a spell] is a FROG PRINCE.
Highlights in the fill include an EGG-TIMER, or [Board game gadget]; [Snoopy's foe], the RED BARON; SPLEEN clued as [Anatomical source of ill humor?]; and ST. PETER, [Heaven's gatekeeper]. I didn't know that MIRA meant ["Look!" to Luis]—it's one of those Spanish words I've heard on TV shows without being clear on the meaning. And yes, usually a [Bride's partner] is a GROOM, but sometimes it's another bride.

Randall Hartman's CrosSynergy puzzle, "It's Hot Outside!", has four theme entries with HOT outside—that is, the phrases start with HO and end with T.
  • [Kind of advantage, in basketball] is HOME COURT.
  • HOUSE ARREST is [Incarceration for certain offenders].
  • A [Sticky wicket] is a HORNET'S NEST, metaphorically.
  • [Part of the Blessed Trinity] is the HOLY GHOST.
The most frightening thing in this puzzle was the clue for CATHY: [Comic strip about modern women]. All the women I know are modern, and I don't think any of us can relate to Cathy. The character is not emblematic of our lives, our concerns. This essay explains why. Who doesn't appreciate an articulate evisceration of something lame?

Bonus points for including TOMMYROT and the FOUR TOPS in the fill—hey, that sounds like a group, doesn't it? Tommy Rot is the frontman. I love the oddball synonyms for [Nonsense]; besides TOMMYROT, we have balderdash, claptrap, poppycock, twaddle, hooey, and malarkey.

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October 08, 2008

Thursday, 10/9

LAT 4:20
NYT 4:11
Sun 3:57
CS 2:53

(updated at 10 a.m. Thursday)

It's Thursday (or is about to be), so it's only fitting that Doug Peterson's New York Times crossword features a rebus theme. As the clue for 52-Across's LITTLE DEVILS—[Mischief-makers (you'll find seven of them in the answer grid)]—promises, there are troublesome IMPs hiding all over this puzzle. Symmetry? Not for these IMPs. There's one in the middle, and the other six are split half on top, half on the bottom; half on the left and half on the right—but not in predictable spots. The IMPs are lurking here:

  • MISSION [IMP]OSSIBLE, a [TV series that's now a film franchise], crosses WRITING [IMP]LEMENTS, or [Quills, sometimes].
  • [Curious George, for one] is a CH[IMP], and he crosses P[IMP]LY, or [Broken out, in a way]. The latter answer's kinda icky.
  • LONG-TERM [IMP]ACT, or [Effects seen down the road], crosses BL]IMP]S, which are [Sights at many football games].
  • To SK[IMP] ON is to [Be stingy with], and a [Deadlock] is an [IMP]ASSE.
  • To [Call into question] is to [IMP]EACH, and to [Drive forward] is to [IMP]EL.
  • Maybe if you're PIMPLY, you can [IMP]ALE or [Spear] that zit. The IMP doubles up here in GL[IMP]SE, or [See for a second].
  • The final IMP shows up in TIGER SHR[IMP], a [Seafood cocktail ingredient], and [IMP]ROV, or [Spontaneous skits].
Too bad the classic TV imp, Bart Simpson, didn't make it into this puzzle; nor did the show he's in. I liked how IMPROV and LONG-TERM IMPACT both had deceptively plural clues; by Thursday, it's time for such trickery to be ushered into the cluing.

In the fill, I wasn't hip to [Russian Literature Nobelist Ivan] BUNIN. Have you ever had MUNG BEAN–filled cookies? They're tasty, and the MUNG BEAN isn't just a [Legume used to produce sprouts]. LYRA is the [Constellation with a music-related name]. My favorite snake name is the KRAIT; this [Banded snake] is quite venomous, so it's not the personality I like, just the look of the word. The pretty CEYLONESE is the old-school way of saying Sri Lankan; it's clued as [Like some black tea].

Mark Feldman's Sun crossword is a "Themeless Thursday" that I kept imputing a theme to. First there was 1-Down, [Moves slowly], which I answered with CREEPS. Nope, that one's CRAWLS—CREEPS appears down below as a [Feeling of disgust, with "the"]. So I got it in my head that the other corners of the grid were going to have creepy-crawly answers too, but this puzzle's themeless so of course they don't. There is, however, a mini-theme: WHITE LIGHTNING was a [1973 Burt Reynolds movie] I don't recall, and ROLLING THUNDER is a [1977 Tommy Lee Jones movie]. '70s movies with thunder and lightning in their titles? Cool beans (mung!).

Favorite entries and clues:
  • [Chopsticks, e.g.] is a WALTZ? I...have never danced to Chopsticks.
  • American Idol emcee Ryan SEACREST is the ["American Top 40" host]. Seacrest out.
  • [It always has mayo] refers to the Spanish month of May, and AÑO is Spanish for "year." Without the tilde, however, ANO means "anus," and with mayo in the clue...eek.
  • GOOGOLS are [Very large numbers]—to be specific, 1 followed by 100 zeroes.
  • [Bliss, e.g.] is a FORT, an Army post in Texas. I froze when I encountered F*RT in the grid with that clue.
Was this themeless puzzle among the easier ones you've seen recently, or was I just in the groove tonight?

Updated:

Ray Hamel's CrosSynergy crossword, "It's Your Time," features "___ of the [unit of time]" phrases.
  • I'd never heard of OFFICER OF THE DAY, a [Rotating military position].
  • The MOVIE OF THE WEEK was an [Old TV offering], but not that old, obviously, because I remember those movies, and I'm still young, dammit.
  • The BOOK OF THE MONTH is the famed [Literary club] for book buyers.
  • ROOKIE OF THE YEAR is the [Eddie Gottlieb Trophy winner]. I'll guess this refers to hockey because I've never heard of it. Nope, it's the NBA.
The now-annual Storm of the Century is feeling left out.

Gendered language alert: SHREWS is clued as [Nags]. Here's one dictionary's entry for shrew: (1) Any of various small, chiefly insectivorous mammals of the family Soricidae, resembling a mouse but having a long pointed snout and small eyes and ears. Also called shrewmouse. (2) A woman with a violent, scolding, or nagging temperament; a scold. Nag, on the other hand, is a gender-neutral One who nags. I'd much rather have SHREWS clued as the world's tiniest mammals.

Bruce Venzke and Stella Daily's LA Times crossword features a quip: "KIDS HAVE A MIDDLE / NAME SO THEY CAN / TELL IF THEY ARE / REALLY IN TROUBLE." In the fill, WILEY is clued as the ["Non Sequitur" cartoonist]—so I just spent a few minutes reading all the "Non Sequitur" strips from the past month. I like them all, including this one. BAD BOYS is clued as this [1983 film set in a juvenile prison], but the 1995 action comedy by the same name is better known. YEARLY is clued as [Resolution frequency], and what was in my head for that clue was technical stuff like image resolution and megahertz frequency measures. Oh! New Year's resolutions, once a year! That's different. [Spam producer] refers to the capital-S Spam, and it's meatpacker HORMEL. The existence of the Comic Sans typeface led me astray in parsing the clue, [Pic Sans Nom, par exemple]—I decided it was a TYPE rather than an ALPE, French for "Alp." "Peak without name"? 1-Down in this puzzle is LOKI, the [Mischievous god] in Norse mythology. I kinda wanted LOKI to put in an appearance in the impish NYT crossword.

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September 28, 2008

Monday, 9/29

Jonesin' 3:10
NYS 2:50
CS 2:46
LAT 2:39
NYT 2:30

So, I petted some stingrays today at Brookfield Zoo. Do you know what their backs feel like? The answer may surprise you. ...I'll give you three guesses.

The striking Inca tern (that's it in the photo) dwells in the Humboldt penguin exhibit. So now I'm contemplating a lame crossword theme consisting of phrases made of words that are common crossword fill—but I don't know if the Inca tern has much company in that category. If only there were a famous aria about oleo, or an erne native to the Aral Sea.

Another theme idea came to mind today. Add -er to the classic line from All That Jazz and you get "IT'S SHOWER TIME, FOLKS!" Let's see...what else could that theme have? With an added -r, you get "E.T. phone Homer."

After returning from the zoo, I fired up the ol' New York Times crossword applet—and discovered that three people (deadbydawn Doug, Dan Feyer, and the mysterious zachugly) had cracked the 2:00 barrier. Dang! That's fast. So the pressure was on, and I transposed pairs of letters over and over again in my attempt to be super-fast. I believe this easy Monday puzzle marks Sharon Delorme's constructing debut. What makes this puzzle so easy? Each theme entry consists of the same word twice, so once it's half filled in, you can fill in the rest. Actually, each theme entry contains a pair of heteronyms—spelled the same but pronounced differently (thanks to PhillySolver for the reminder that these are called heteronyms):

  • [One who embroiders a waste conduit?] is a SEWER SEWER.
  • [Sketcher of a bureau compartment?] is a DRAWER DRAWER.
  • [Presenter of a bathroom stall?] is a SHOWER SHOWER.
  • [One pulling a tall structure?] is a TOWER TOWER.

I like how this evokes those hard crossword clues in which we're tricked into reading one of these words (or flower) with the wrong pronunciation and meaning—for example, [Prominent tower] for AAA. Speaking of towing, I wonder if TOWIN shouldn't have been clued as TO WIN rather TOW IN, given the TOWER in the theme. It'd probably be a harder clue, though, and it is Monday, after all. I missed seeing the clue [Drug that's smoked in a pipe] as I filled that corner in with the down clues. I wonder how many solvers put in CRACK (marveling that the Gray Lady would put the crack pipe in the crossword puzzle) and mucked things up for themselves, since the answer is the old-school OPIUM.

Mark Feldman's New York Sun crossword may or may not be the final crossword published in that newspaper, which may or may not be facing imminent demise. The "Avian Anatomy" theme groups five phrases that consist of a kind of bird + a part of the body:
  • A [Keen observer] has/is an EAGLE EYE.
  • [Horripilation] is a wonderfully goofy word meaning goosebumps or GOOSEFLESH. The pilation part of the word relates to hair, as does the Sunday NYT answer PILAR.
  • I've never heard of the [Dark red sometimes called Spanish wine] that is PIGEON BLOOD. Not a beverage, fortunately, but a color of rubies. (I hope the jeweler in that link is kidding about killing pigeons while assessing gem color.) This is a term I've never heard before.
  • A [Jimmy Buffett fan] is known as a PARROT HEAD. A couple summers ago, Buffett played a concert at Wrigley Field. The neighborhood was overrun by 50-something people in garish clothing all weekend. It was frightening to behold.
  • A DOVETAIL is a [Certain carpentry joint]. 

This crossword is notable for its unusual wide-open white spaces in what's still a fairly easy crossword. Two corners have heaps of 6-letter answers, and the other two have 7- and 8-letter answers running alongside one another. Thank goodness the [11th-century French saint] THEOBALD has gettable crossings, eh? That answer was assuredly not on the tip of my mental tongue.

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Mel Rosen's CrosSynergy puzzle, "Middle Distance," hides a small distance (INCH, or 54-Down) inside three theme entries. An [Important media staffer] is the EDITOR IN CHIEF. A [Language spoken around Beijing] is MANDARIN CHINESE. And [The Andes, for instance] are a MOUNTAIN CHAIN. It's Monday, so it's time for a short tutorial on those words that are far better known to regular crossword solvers than to most others. An ITER is a [Road that led to Rome]; I haven't seen this one lately, but it's not just a Latin word for a road, it's also an anatomical passageway. SERE means [Drought-ridden]; ARID is more accessible and I think it appears in more crosswords, but SERE will always return so you need to know it. A [Small river island] is an AIT. The termly is chiefly British, sure, but it does show up in plenty of American crosswords. (The other little-known 3-letter river geography term is ria, a long, narrow coastal inlet.) An IMARET is the [Istanbul inn]; it's more often clued as a Turkish inn or hostel. And a EWER is a [Washstand jug]. Other common clues for EWER include [Water pitcher], [Decorative pitcher], and [Still-life subject]. Commit these oddball words to memory and you'll have a new batch of instant gimmes to help you out with future crosswords.

Samantha Wine's LA Times crossword invites famous people to a "house" party—the five theme entries are people (one fictional) whose last names are roughly synonymous with "house." There's GREGORY HOUSE, of course, the [TV doctor played by Hugh Laurie]. [Nixon's 1960 running mate] was HENRY CABOT LODGE, which sounds like a relatively stodgy place to vacation. MARY KAY PLACE is ["The Big Chill" actress] who played Meg, the single woman who wanted to get pregnant; before that, she had a key role on Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman. IRENE CASTLE was [Vernon's dancing partner], Vernon being Vernon Castle. Read about Irene here—not only did she and Vernon popularize ballroom dancing (Dancing With the Stars, anyone?) almost a century ago, but they traveled with a black orchestra, promoted animal rights, and had an openly lesbian manager. The last theme entry is PANCHO VILLA, the [20th century Mexican revolutionary]. In the puzzle's fill, my favorite clue was [Work up a sweater] for KNIT.

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Matt Jones's Jonesin' crossword, "You Can Look It Up," spotlights eight words and phrases (6 to 9 letters in length) added to the Oxford English Dictionary in the past eight decades—one for each decade. I was surprised to learn that BEER PONG, the [Drinking game involving cups and a table tennis ball] dates back to 1972. The MOTORBIKE, or [Lightweight two-wheeled vehicle], was added to the OED back in 1944. The newest word in the theme is SUDOKU, just added in 2004. (SUDOKU sits atop ITUNES, which I thought was quite new, but Apple introduced iTunes back in 2001.) The oddest-looking entry is ZTOA, or Z TO A, clued with [From ___ (how some descending lists are sorted)].

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September 22, 2008

Tuesday, 9/23

CS 3:48
NYS 3:35
LAT 3:18
NYT 2:59
Onion, Tausig—see 9/24 post

The Crossword Fiend forums/message boards are open for business. (Wait, is it a business if no money changes hands?) Come join the fun.

But first, read my blog post! I don't want to write in a vacuum of solitude.

Great Tuesday theme in Richard Chisholm's New York Times puzzle. 61-Across is IN HOT WATER, or [Where 17-, 29-, 36- and 44-Across often end up]. A LAWBREAKER, or [One risking arrest], ends up only in the idiomatic, metaphorical hot water. The other three things need actual hot water: SPAGHETTI, a [Trattoria offering], TEA LEAVES, clued with [Some seers read them], and those pesky [Sink items], DIRTY DISHES. My favorite answer in the fill is DIAL TONE, the [Sound after a hang-up]. Answers that might throw a newer solver who hasn't seen them time and time again already:

  • ["Exodus" hero] is the Leon Uris character ARI. Former White House spokesperson Ari Fleischer and Jeremy Piven's Entourage character Ari Gold also get some of the ARI cluing action—along with the scoreboard abbreviation for the Arizona Cardinals.
  • The last name of [Two-time Oscar winner Luise] is RAINER. She won in 1936 and 1937. The crossword seems to prefer her to German-language poet Rainer Maria Rilke.
  • Sometimes an answer contains more than one word. Here, the most troublesome multi-word answers are AS I DO, or ["Like me"], and I DO TOO, or ["Same goes for me"].
  • A [Nosegay] is a POSY, or a small bouquet of flowers. Does anyone hear the words nosegay or posy outside crosswords? I don't think I do, but then, I don't order flowers often.

It took me a while to identify the theme in Mark Feldman's New York Sun crossword. It's the kind of puzzle where the theme entries are all clued straightforwardly and aren't so obviously related, so you can finish the thing without grasping the theme. The title, "Ultimate Band of Fiction," had me looking for hidden musicians, but it's actually a theme of hidden musical instruments at the end (hence "Ultimate") of each theme entry. All five theme entries are fictional characters from literature, TV, and movies: DAMIEN THORN, JOHN KLUTE, BECKY SHARP, DAISY DUKE, and ELLEN MORGAN. What further tightens the theme is that each character's last name contains one letter before the instrument name. The fill contains 16 7- and 8-letter entries, which is impressive.

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Lynn Lempel's CrosSynergy puzzle reinterprets "On the Home Front" as "phrases whose front words can appear in front of the word home." This is another theme I didn't piece together until after I finished solving it.
  • An [Incessant talker] is a MOTORMOUTH. A motor home is an RV.
  • One [Means of identifying a product] is a MODEL NUMBER. Check out the model home in a new subdivision or condo development.
  • [Work perk] is a paid VACATION DAY. The commonality of vacation homes was an issue in the political discourse a couple months ago.
  • A [Relaxing break] is a REST PERIOD. I don't know how restful rest homes are to their inhabitants, but certainly the resident's family members can get more rest by not providing round-the-clock care themselves.
Anyone else get confused by the deer of crosswordland and enter ROE DEER instead of RED DEER for the [Antlered grazer of Eurasia]? Anyone else feel sad for the OTTER, clued as a [Playful swimmer hunted for its fur]? I, for one, find evocations of skinned animal fur rather offputting at the breakfast table. (Can you imagine if PETA launched a crossword boycott?) SEAN Penn is in the puzzle as ["I Am Sam" star Penn]. The last time this was referenced in a crossword, just a few days ago, I entered SAM I AM straightaway. Whoops, different Sam!

Now, the theme in Stella Daily and Bruce Venzke's LA Times crossword hid from me because musical lingo is not my thing. A [Fossil fuel, e.g.] is a NATURAL RESOURCE. A [High-tech sports bar purchase] is a FLAT-SCREEN TV (though plenty of households have flat-screen TVs too—sports bars have those giant projection TVs more than homes do, I think). The average sports bar will have TVs in the plural—way in the plural. SHARP CHEDDAR is a mildly [Pungent cheese]. I might've clued it as flavorful, as I reserve pungent to describe the stinky cheeses I cannot abide. NATURAL, FLAT, and SHARP all describe...what, notes? Keys? Jim's music theory post doesn't explain NATURAL but reviews various flats and sharps found in crosswords. The three theme entries are tied together by a fourth: MUSIC TO ONE'S EARS, or [Delightful, and a hint to this puzzle's theme].

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September 11, 2008

Friday, 9/12

NYT 5:10
NYS 4:48
LAT 4:42
CHE 4:36
CS 3:22

WSJ 6:23

Natan Last may be a teenager, but his themeless New York Times crossword struck me as indistinguishable from those made by some of my favorite grown-up constructors. The fill was reminiscent of the Nothnagel/Quarfoot flavor of themeless:

  • IS THIS LOVE is a [1978 Bob Marley hit whose title words are sung four times before "...that I'm feeling'"]. I didn't know this one at all, but the clue and crossings offered enough hints to get there.
  • CHOCOHOLIC is clued as [One needing kisses, say]. I beg to differ. A true chocoholic would have no use for Hershey's kisses. Too waxy! Too low in cocoa content. Dark chocolate is where it's at. (Great crossword answer, though.)
  • KOALA BEARS are [Furry folivores], or leaf-eaters. No, they're not bears at all, but that is what they're called in popular parlance.
  • QUAKER OATS is nice and Scrabbly. They're the [Company that makes Aunt Jemima syrup]? Feh. I switched to real maple syrup. Quaker's got a new mixed-grain oatmeal called Simple Harvest. Maple and brown sugar flavor includes crunchy pecans, and it's got half the salt of the regular maple/brown sugar oatmeal. Yum!
  • IN LA-LA LAND is clued as [Daydreaming].
  • OKEY-DOKEY, artichokey! Clued as ["You got it!"].
  • OH, COME ON is another way of saying ["You have got to be kidding!"].
  • OSHKOSH, by gosh, is a [City at the mouth of the Fox River] in Wisconsin.
  • BULLHORN is a [March instrument?], I think because whoever is leading certain marches (military? protest? not a parade or marching band?) might use a bullhorn. 
  • To COTTON TO something is to [Start to like] it.
  • I remember the '80s movie Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, but did not know that BOOGALOO was an [Energetic 1960s dance with swiveling and shuffling].

Favorite clues: [Nooks for books, maybe] for TYPO (the N and B keys are adjacent); [It holds the line] for a REEL; [Winston Churchill's Rufus, for one] for POODLE; [They know the drill] for DENTISTS; [One with fire power?] for BOSS; [Foot of the Appian Way?] for PES, Latin for "foot" the verb [Keen] for MOURN; and [Pattern sometimes called "Persian pickles"] for PAISLEY. These clues taught me two little bits of trivia.

Tougher clues:
  • [Dance that simulates the drama of a bullfight] is the PASO DOBLE.
  • [Sound at an auto race] is SWOOSH. Now, that's the Nike logo, and the car sounds would be whooshes or vrooms, if you ask me.
  • The [Letter-shaped girder] and [Letter-shaped fastener] are the H-BEAM and T-NUT, respectively.
  • [Lord John Boyd ___, winner of the 1949 Nobel Peace Prize] gets less crossword attention than hockey's Bobby, also named ORR.
  • An APSE is an [Area next to an ambulatory]. Hmm, a cathedral part I hadn't learned about from crosswords already, the ambulatory.
  • [Worked the docks] is STEVEDORED. The one dictionary I checked gives stevedore only as a noun.
  • [Early Inverness resident] points to Scotland and a PICT.
  • ["She was ___ in slacks" (part of an opening soliloquy by Humbert Humbert)] is LOLA. He takes to calling her Lolita, and I didn't know he started out with Lola.
  • Does anyone play ECARTE, or is it just the [Trick-taking game] seen in crosswords?
  • [God of life, death and fertility who underwent resurrection] is the Egyptian OSIRIS.
  • [Teacher of Heifetz] is violinist Leopold AUER. (Not Mischa Auer.)

Mark Feldman's New York Sun puzzle wasn't as tough as many Friday Suns. The theme in "How Offensive!" is "phrases that start with offensive positions in football:
  • TACKLE BOX is a [Container with hooks] used in fishing.
  • GUARD DOGS are German [Shepherds, sometimes].
  • The quarterback starts QB VII, the Leon Uris [Novel whose four parts are titled "The Plaintiff," "The Defendants," "Brief to Counsel," and "The Trial"].
  • CENTER ICE, in hockey, is the [Game-starting face-off's spot].
  • BACK FLIPS are a [Gymnast's maneuvers].
  • Crossing two of those theme entries is RECEIVER GENERAL, a [Public officer in charge of the treasury].
  • Crossing the other two medium-length theme entries is END CONSTRUCTION, a [Highway sign] we love to see.

This wasn't the sort of theme where I could anticipate upcoming theme entries, on accounta I do not keep a mental list of all the football positions. But the theme occupies an impressive amount of space, and it's executed well enough for me to forgive fill like UPOLU, or the [Samoan island where Robert Louis Stevenson died]. That entry may, in fact, have saved the puzzle, because how many other answers fit the pattern **O*U? Opposite that crazy entry is the COACH of the team. Favorite clue: [Ego maniac?] for FREUD.

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Three cheers for Patrick Berry's Chronicle of Higher Education puzzle! His "Standardized Test" is going straight into my folder of the best gimmick puzzles of the year. The grid has five sets of standardized test answers, ABCDE, already in place. The Across Lite Notepad contains the multiple-choice questions that correspond to them, and the solver is to fill in the circle for the correct answer. Doing so blacks out that letter—which is appropriate because that letter doesn't belong in the Down answer that crosses it. (The other four multiple-choice answers serve as plain ol' letters in their crossings.) I'm not up on my standardized test trivia, but the letter to black out was clear from the crossings. And then! And then, when you reach the end of the quiz in the Notepad, it says BONUS QUESTION: What group has benefited most from standardized testing? (To find the answer, read the Down entries that intersect the correct answers to the five questions above.) Peter SE( )LLERS includes the noun SELLERS, and with the other words that include the blacked-out answer letters we see the following phrase: SELLERS OF NUMBER TWO PENCILS. As crossword "aha" moments go, that one was delightful. The way the various elements of the theme come together is both surprising and elegant. I like it enough to forgive TOILFUL, or [Like drudge work], which is a word almost never used in native English. From "Peanuts," Sally's pet name for Linus, "Sweet BABOO," is cute. "Peanuts" is so well-known, you'd think BABOO would get a little more play in crosswords. I'm fine with PAU, the [Winter resort in France], because Pau was one of the study-abroad programs available at my college.

Bilie Truitt's LA Times crossword is very forthright and refuses to hem and haw by saying "er": Each theme entry is a phrase that's had the -ER lopped off at the end.
  • [Feeling the effects of too many calls?] is PHONE NUMB (number).
  • [Give a lulu money?] is PAY THE PIP (piper).
  • [Nonsense in an alternative paper?] is UNDERGROUND BUNK (bunker).
  • [Stock in the "Chicken Soup" books?] is SOUL BROTH (brother). This one tickled me.
  • [Like a bagpiper in briefs?] is OUT OF KILT (kilter)...although they say a true Scotsman goes commando beneath his kilt, so that bagpiper would be nekkid from the waist down, wouldn't he? 

I note a new clue for NGO, not referencing a Vietnamese leader of eld, Ngo Dinh Diem, or the abbreviation for nongovernmental organizations: [IHOP '___: takeout food program], "IHOP 'n Go." [City across the river from Buffalo, N.Y.] is abbreviated FT. ERIE. [Sound heard at the end of day?] stymied me for too long—it's the LONG A vowel sound. [Bay window] is old-school crosswordese: ORIEL. (Not to be confused with the crosswordese basketry willow, OSIER.) The [Long-distance initials] WATS were in use when I was in college in the '80s, but I haven't encountered a WATS line since then.

Maybe there was a file naming/dating slip-up over at CrosSynergy—today's CrosSynergy puzzle via the link at Cruciverb.com is a themeless "Sunday Challenge," but today is Friday. Far be it from me to cast aside an unexpected themeless when one presents itself! This one, by Mel Rosen, seemed strikingly easy for a themeless. When 1-Across (MA AND PA, [The Kettles]) and its crosses practically fill themselves in, it's not the experience I expect to have. Favorite entries:
  • VISIGOTH is a [Gaul invader].
  • BJORN BORG is the [Swede who won five straight Wimbledons].
  • PROBITY is a funny-looking word meaning [Uprightness]. I never use the word, probably because I think it sounds funny.

Other Scrabbly entries include BEJEWELED, QUIZ KID, ZINC WHITE ([Pigment used in cosmetic dentistry]—I never learned this in my tenure at a cosmetic dentistry journal), and KLEPTO. The big mystery word for me was LAAGERS, or [Protected encampments]. Here's the definition, and this page says the Old West "circle the wagons" approach is much the same as a laager.

The Wall Street Journal crossword, "Reel Sex Changes," marks the first time (Whoops, make that the second time—but it's Andrea's first venture into Sunday-sized constructing and I love what she does with that much room for the theme!) Andrea Carla Michaels and Patrick Blindauer have shared a byline. I cottoned to the theme quickly, since [Movie about two good ol' gals foiling Boss Hogg?] evoked The Dukes of Hazzard, and the gals and titular "Sex Changes" pointed the way toward THE DUCHESSES OF HAZZARD COUNTY. In the altered movie titles in the other theme entries, Sir becomes MADAM, Mommie becomes DADDY, Daughter becomes SON, Boys become GIRLS, Brothers become SISTERS, and Men become WOMEN. Surely there are far more male movie title characters than female ones, but this theme gives us a peek at what could be. It's an easy Sunday-sized puzzle, to be sure, but with interesting fill, such as Edgar Allen Poe's ORANGUTAN, Robin Hood's LITTLE JOHN, Pope BENEDICT, MAFIOSI, YWCAS, and FASCISM of the order INSECTA.

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