Showing posts with label Robert A. Doll. Show all posts
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September 24, 2009

Friday, 9/25/09

NYT 6:23
LAT 2:47
CS untimed
BEQ 8:08
CHE—9/18 puzzle available here, but I'm not blogging it
WSJ 7:52

Robert Doll's New York Times crossword

I feel slightly like I've been run over by a bus—you know how you feel when a cold first settles in, and the sinus pressure and overriding malaise compete for attention? Let's see how much of this 70-worder I can chat about before the enticing arms of Morpheus beckon me.

  • 1A. [Informing, with "in"] clues CLUING. And just when I finally quit spelling it that way and switched to "clueing."
  • 14A. [Where cells don't work] is mobile phone DEAD SPOTS. I tend to go with "dead zone" myself, but both are lively, no? In a dead way.
  • 16A. IT'S A ZOO OUT THERE is clued as a [Frazzled commuter's comment]. Where is the "out there" that it's a "zoo"? This seems more like a suburban driving thing than a mass transit thing.
  • 25A. MAUL is a big hammer-type tool to pound in stakes, a [Tent erector's tool]. Did you erect a little tent with your tool? (Insert juvenile Beavis & Butthead–type laugh here.)
  • 29A. Ah, our old friend SAL [___ ammoniac (mineral found around volcanic vents)] pays a visit. He is good pals with Sal Volatile (pungent-smelling solution) and Sal Soda (sodium carbonate). They have a social club, The Friday/Saturday Clue Sals.
  • 38A. I always love [Nigerian native] cluing IBO since I know an Ibo family down the block.
  • 43A. Ooh! [Q&A part] kept me guessing way too long. The AMPERSAND! I like it.
  • 54A, 53D. Grr on the mappy abbreviations. [Atlas abbr.] is STR., for strait, and [Dots on some maps: Abbr.] are STNS., or stations. Has anyone encountered a Stn. in real life, or just a Sta.?
  • 52A. Say what? ALBAS are [Serenades for lovers parting at dawn]? Who knew? If you did know, what's the derivation or reference?
  • 55A. THE POWERS THAT BE is a fantastic entry. They're the [Big decision makers].
  • 1D, 12D. The top of the grid's bookended by the Kansas City CHIEFS, [AFC team that has won one Super Bowl], and the Pittsburgh STEELERS, [AFC team that has won six Super Bowls]. I pay little attention to the AFC.
  • 11D. Holy cow, really? [Ancient Lusitania, now]—the place, not the ship—is PORTUGAL? Never knew where Lusitania was. I'm more of a Prussian myself.
  • 14D. [Memorable catchphrase of 2007] feels a little dated now, as DON'T TASE ME, BRO was in a Matt Gaffney puzzle (Onion A.V. Club?) back then. See the hidden crosswordese river at the end?
  • 33D. [Ball measure] is DIAMETER. In Chicago, softball sizes are given by circumference. They play 16" softball here, no gloves. My doctor broke his finger playing 16" within a few months of moving to Chicago, so he's earned his local cred.
  • 34D. [Gull's cry] is not, I don't think, about birds. If you're a gull or sap who's been taken advantage of, you might exclaim I BEEN HAD. Or, if your grammar's better, "I've been had."
  • 42D. Don't know [L'___ du Tour (annual cycling event)]/ETAPE. Wikipedia to the rescue! It "allows amateur cyclists to race over the same route as a Tour de France stage [and] takes place each July, normally on a Tour rest day."

Updated Friday morning:

Randall J. Hartman's CrosSynergy/Washington Post puzzle, "The French Connection"—Janie's review

We know the formula for this theme very well: the first word of the well-known theme-phrase can follow a word hinted at or spelled out in the title to create another well-known phrase. In this case, it's that word French that makes the connection happen. I know—you were thinking this would be a puzzle related to William Friedkin's 1971 film. But no. The closest this puzzle gets to that would be the clue at 7D [Bong producers]. But the correct fill there is GONGS and not a reference to the head-shop paraphernalia you can see in the link... Let's take a look at the lively phrases and images Randy has given us, both before and after:
  • 20A. French + DRESSING DOWN [Scolding] = French dressing. Tasty.
  • 35A. French + KISS OF DEATH [1995 Nicolas Cage movie] = French kiss. Sexy.
  • 42A. French + BREAD-BASKET [Gut] (Not sexy...) = French bread. M-m-m-m-m.
  • 59A. French + HORN OF PLENTY [Cornucopia] = French horn. Music to the ears.
The liveliness of the theme fill finds a complement in much of the non-theme fill as well. I especially liked the colloquial clue/phrase pairs: ["Hear! Hear!"]/"I AGREE!" and the snarky (also [Impertinent] / FORWARD) ["Shut yer yapper!"]/"ZIP IT!" This is something you never want to say to the [Head honcho]/MR. BIG. Unless you're hoping he DEMOTES you.

I liked seeing ASTA clued as [Hammett hound]. So often that pooch is clued in connection with either The Thin Man or Nick and Nora Charles—and I think we forget that that book and those characters were the creations of the hard-drinking master of the noir-genre detective story, Dashiell Hammett. I also liked seeing O'NEAL [Ryan of "Peyton Place"] (that would be the '60s television series...] crossing NEIL [Rocker Young] (who's been rocking since the '60s...).

Finally, my two fave combos, both a tad on the, uh, "randy" side. One would be [Moon shot?] for RUMP; the other (this is the best), [Secret target?] for ARMPIT. ["Good going!"] "NICE!"


The decongestant is doing nothing for Orange's sinus discomfort, so the remainder of this post will be brief.

Kurt Mueller's Los Angeles Times crossword

My eye just read 57A: SNEAK INTO as SNEAK KIN INTO, which is what's happened to the theme entries. [Gear up for Halloween?] clues PRIME THE PUMPKIN, building on "prime the pump." "Bump on a log" + KIN = BUMPKIN ON A LOG, or [Yokel resting in the woods?]. [Steals the dinner cloth from Garfield's lap?] clues TAKES A CAT NAPKIN ("takes a catnap"). Hmm. Now, there's no underlying reason to insert KIN into these phrases, the KINs appear at the end twice but in the middle the third time (inconsistent structure), and the NAPKIN one seems too surreal. Is Garfield depicted as having a napkin on his lap? Cats don't have laps.

Dan Fisher's Wall Street Journal crossword, "There's an App for That"

Each theme entry is made up of APP + a familiar phrase, yielding something entirely different. Favorite examples: 82A: [What a mattress salesman might do?] is APPROACH MOTELS, and the juxtaposition of mattresses and roach motels is suitably creepy. 33A: APPROVING EYE is [Favorable look?], reworking "roving eye."

I had no idea that JADE was a synonym for [Harlot]. Y'know, with JADE also being a green gemstone and a verb meaning "to wear out, as by overuse," why on earth go with archaic sexist words? Pfft. Really, women don't need extra reminders of sexism

I'm deducting a couple points for ENDS ([They may be loose or tight]—good clue) appearing in the same puzzle as theme entry APPEND TABLES, based on "end tables"...although the theme answer has APPEND and not END, I know it's in there.

Brendan Quigley's blog crossword, "Barbershop Quartet" (19x19)

The theme is barbershop-related puns on song titles. The songs are split into two or three entries apiece, so there's a lot of hopping around the grid to assemble the titles. My favorite's GOD SHAVE / THE QUEEN, or [Barber's song about taking care of Elizabeth's mustache?]. Next favorite is the [Barber's song about nothing but passion for his work?], TOTALLY CLIPS / OF THE HEART. Why? Because of these videos. Always loathed the song, but these videos bring joy:



And this one, for which embedding is disabled—a Welsh men's choir, Only Men Aloud, singing the song over a Lego version of the video.

The other theme songs are HAIR THERE AND / EVERYWHERE and DAMN, I WISH I / WAS / YOUR LATHER.

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April 03, 2009

Saturday, 4/4

Newsday 13:31 (two Googles)
NYT 5:26
LAT 3:16
CS 2:49

Matt Ginsberg's New York Times crossword

It doesn't often happen that a crossword's theme eludes me completely. I've finished Matt's themed (!) Saturday puzzle, and I see that 10 answers in symmetrical spots are the opposites of their clues. The middle answer, 33A: LAST LETTERS, is clued [Explanatory information about this puzzle is revealed by reading these in the clues]. I tried all sorts of permutations of the last letters—in each clue, in each theme clue, in each word—and none of it was panning out. Now, what I should have done is considered that this answer might be the opposite of what its clue asks for because that is in fact the gimmick here—read the first letters of the clues and you get a full explanation. "Any clue for a word of eight or more letters is the opposite of the word to be entered." So there you have it—the middle answer and the other eight long answers are all opposites. (Thanks to Michael S. for the rescue.)

Sometimes the puzzles in which the words in the clues are necessarily restricted by a gimmick feel so nutty that you kind of know something is up. Usually Will Shortz and his constructors manage to smooth things out well enough that one can be duped without suspecting a thing—at least, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

And now for the theme action, the answers that are at least 8 letters long and opposite in meaning to their clues:

  • 18A. [Friendly side in a debate] is not the OPPOSITION.
  • 23A. [Asymmetry, as in a relationship] is not EVENNESS.
  • 49A. [Make more important] is not RELEGATE.
  • 54A. [Energize] is not INACTIVATE.
  • 3D. [Tripping over one's feet] is hardly GRACEFUL.
  • 4D. [Hardly necessary] isn't ESSENTIAL.
  • 9D. [Overtly] certainly doesn't mean IN SECRET. (So "a word of eight or more letters" in the first-letters spiel means "an answer" and not a single word.)
  • 32D. [Well-proportioned] doesn't mean IRREGULAR.
  • 35D. [Remaining leery of] is the furthest thing from TRUSTING. This puzzle is giving me trust issues.
  • 36D. [Draw together] is anything but SEPARATE.
The bizarro-world theme answers weren't so hard to figure out, thanks to the crossings being more gettable than they are in typical Saturday NYTs. My favorites among the non-theme clues (which had perhaps less leeway for playfulness than normal because the clues had to start with specific letters) and answers:
  • [Officer's request, at times] is a LICENSE, and who's getting this request from the cop? Often a SPEEDER, cleverly clued as a [Ticket taker?].
  • [Rival of Roach in early film comedy] is Mack SENNETT. I'm not sure if I've ever seen Sennett's work, but I hear good things and I like the name Mack Sennett.
  • Rodin's ["The Thinker," for one] is a NUDE. Who doesn't do some of their best thinking when nude, such as when they're in the shower?
  • I now see that the best way to clue ATEN is as a two-word partial entry, A TEN. Mythological Egyptian solar disks and unfamiliar athletic conferences, you may get in line behind [Two fives for ___] now.
  • An [Expert dealmaker] is a CLOSER. "Coffee is for closers" is the classic Glengarry Glen Ross line, and it can be adapted to any situation. "You want a cookie, honey? Sorry. Cookies are for closers."
  • [Option for dressing down] isn't about dressing someone down, chastising them. It's a T-SHIRT you wear when you don't feel like dressing up.
How can you clue LAVA with a clue beginning with L? Why, with [Leucite source]. I'll be amazed if any non-geologist gets the answer based on that clue rather than the crossings. That crossword stalwart AMO is clued as [Domitian's "I love"]. I've never heard of Domitian, but I'm guessing that famous Latin speakers from ancient Rome whose names start with D are hard to come by.

There's a little more duplication than usual. The first letters of some clues spell out OPPOSITE when OPPOSITION is in the grid, and there's an IN HERE ([One possible answer to "Where are you?"]) across the way from HERE'S TO ([Opening of a toast]). And GET EVEN ([Take vengeance]) glances over at EVENNESS, one of the theme entries.

Updated Saturday morning:

Robert Doll's Los Angeles Times crossword

My full write-up of this puzzle is posted at L.A. Crossword Confidential. The short version: This is one of the easiest themeless puzzles I've ever done. Rich Norris's temporary easing-up of clues (to reduce the chance that readers of the Chicago Tribune and other papers that ran the old TMS puzzle would barrage the papers' editors with angry letters about the "new" puzzle being too hard) is in full force today. I miss the harder Saturday LAT puzzle, and look forward to its return in a few weeks.

In blogging the puzzle for the other site, I noticed just how much foreign stuff there is this time—over a dozen answers from Romance languages (including Latin). None of it was anything I'd never seen before, but I imagine this didn't sit too well with some folks. The crossing between SCENA ([Extended operatic solo]) and CORNU ([Latin horn]) might've been the trickiest square to fill. CORNU may look strange in the grid, but cornucopia—"horn of plenty"—is certainly a familiar word. Too bad the adjectival form of that isn't cornucopious (it's cornucopian).

The middle 37-Across answer, BOOK 'EM DANNO, is clued as a ["Hawaii Five-O" order]. A couple years ago, there was discussion on Cruciverb-L as to whether it's spelled Danno or Dano. If I recall correctly, there was compelling evidence for both versions.

Favorite clue: [Wear and tear, e.g.] for RHYMES.

Sarah Keller's CrosSynergy puzzle, "Roller Coasters"

The theme isn't about thrill rides, it's about phrases that end with "roller":
  • HIGH SCHOOL is a [Secondary education building], and high rollers are rolling the dice on large sums of money.
  • ["Wow!"] can be conveyed many ways, including HOLY MACKEREL. Holy Rollers are "members of an evangelical Christian group that expresses religious fervor by frenzied excitement or trances," says my dictionary; it also labels the phrase informal and derogatory.
  • [Hangover relief, so they say] is a little HAIR OF THE DOG that bit you. Hair rollers curl the hair.
  • PAINT HORSE is a [Spotted pony]. Paint rollers are an alternative to paintbrushes.
I mixed up my snakes and dances when it came to answering [Mambos' relatives]. I was thinking of the black mamba and waited for the crossings to tell me what 6-letter snake might be pluralized here. Oh! Mambos, relatives of CHA-CHAS.

Merle Baker's Newsday "Saturday Stumper" crossword

Well! This one's in the running for toughest puzzle of the year—and, if we gave prizes for that, most unpleasant solving experience of the year. I got utterly mired in the rightmost third of the puzzle and just wanted to end things, so I Googled two things and still ended up with some problematic squares. (Full solution here.)

I liked 15A, HAS A SHOT AT or [Just might get]. Four-word entries are fun to mis-parse—HA! SASHO TAT! I liked the trivia in 2D [Language whose name means "normal"], or MAORI. I liked the three-word AT IT AGAIN, 12D [Back to one's old tricks]. I liked [Group of Xers?] as the clue for PEDS, or pedestrians (think PED XING signs). And that's about it for the plus column.

Now, I should've remembered this from another recent puzzle, that UTNE is the [Independent Press Awards bestower]—but with a likely initial U in place, I couldn't help thinking it would be the U.S._._. even though there was no abbreviation signal in the clue. I Googled that one, and I also Googled [Kay Kyser band vocalist]. Ginny SIMMS? Are you kidding me? Google tells me that she didn't record albums or appear on screen after 1960, and I honestly don't think she's one of those "enduring fame" people. This clue seems custom-made for those who were music fans in the 1940s, which would be solvers in their 70s on up.

I ought to have Googled a couple more things that were left mangled in the grid. ["Gone With the Wind" composer] is STEINER, but I had a bad D at the end of that because [Hit back?] sounded way more like the verb REAR-ENDED than the noun REAR-ENDER. In English, we don't customarily append adjectives after a noun, do we? STEINER's I crossed [Chief Justice after Chase], or WAITE. There was another piece of trivia I didn't know, but its crossings were more pliable for me—SHATNER [swears in Judy Garland in "Judgment at Nuremberg"].

I also frowned on 42A, [Disapproves of] leading to FROWNS AT. "Frowns on" is utterly in the language in a way that "frowns at" isn't quite. And then I frowned at [Capital starter] for ADDIS. Is that a clever way to clue part of Addis Ababa, or an annoying one? It annoyed me. I had A**IS for a while, as DEI being a [Word on a shilling] wasn't so obvious and TINKER'S DAM for [Trifle] just didn't want to come together. "Tinker's dam" is a bowdlerization of "tinker's damn."

[Narrow margin] was tough because NOSE fit so nicely, as in "win by a nose." So the N gave me...NUH-UH for ["I don't like that at all!"]? Turns out it's a HAIR crossing HUMPH.

These two answers belong together: DANDIFY, or [Turn into a dude], and SOTTISH, or [Bibulous].

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March 17, 2009

Wednesday, 3/18

Onion 4:31
BEQ 3:49
LAT 3:03
NYT 2:51
CS untimed

Tuesday's puzzle had a theme centered on the 1940s to '60s. Robert Doll's Wednesday New York Times crossword doesn't have a theme that skews old, but much of the fill transported me to the crosswords of 30 years ago. The theme takes two-word phrases that begin with a GR- word and remove the initial G. If this puzzle had a title, it could be "A Case of Gout."

  • [Mystery desserts?] might be RIDDLE CAKES. I don't want any mystery in my dessert. Griddle cakes are just pancakes, aren't they?
  • [Sculler's affliction?] clues ROWING PAINS. "Growing pains" is a familiar phrase.
  • [Period of seven days without bathing?] might be a REEK WEEK. Greek Week is one of those fraternity/sorority things I've got zero personal experience with.
  • Grain alcohol becomes the verb phrase RAIN ALCOHOL, [What the sky might do in an inebriate's dream?].
  • [Illustrations for a Poe poem?] could be RAVEN IMAGES, more interesting than the original "graven images."
  • [Employment in Munchkinland?] clues RUNT WORK. I like that it's based on the lively phrase "grunt work," but perhaps the little people who found Hollywood employment in the cinematic Munchkinland would resent being called runts. (A family friend's parents were little people, and they knew a bunch of the people who were cast as Munchkins in The Wizard of Oz. She would know the answer to my question.)
I thought the puzzle was mighty easy for a Wednesday NYT, but I was also struck by a preponderance of fill that used to be seen more often than it is nowadays. I've done puzzles long enough that those answers were gimmes, but I could see a lot of newer solvers getting a case of the grumbles with these:
  • [Parroting sorts] who mimic another are APERS. Has anyone ever used that word, in the plural, other than ironically? Why, yes. There's a Dutch pop-punk band by that name.
  • IPANA was [Bucky Beaver's toothpaste].
  • [Soprano Gluck] was named ALMA. She died in 1938.
  • POI, a Polynesian dish made of fermented taro root, is clued as a [Samoan staple]. Remember the '80s band Poi Dog Pondering? Too bad they didn't last. Oh, wait, their last album came out in 2008
  • Then there's EDD [Byrnes of TV's "77 Sunset Strip"]. That show was before my time (ended in '64), but Byrnes is still alive. "Recent reports cite that because of rude and unprofessional behavior toward fans, car enthusiasts, and his charging above-average rates for his autographed pictures, many car shows have banned Mr. Byrnes."
  • Does everyone involved in music know SOLI, the plural of "solo"? The clue is [Arias, e.g.], and my husband, a one-time band geek, doesn't know SOLI. I know it only from puzzles.
  • ERSE! A [Gaelic tongue] that's been a gimme since my prepubescent era.
  • [Mideast V.I.P.] is an EMIR. Always has been, in crosswords—except when the variant forms AMIR, EMEER, or AMEER have appeared.
  • ARETE! That's a [Mountain ridge], a classic old-school clue/answer combo for the ages.
  • A clue like [Sitcom with the catchphrase "Kiss my grits!"] might not have been seen much in the crosswords of the late '70s, but anyone doing the puzzle then would have known it was ALICE, starring Linda Lavin.
With [Orange feature] cluing NAVEL, my eyes started seeing NAVELs everywhere in this grid. INANE ([Cockamamie]) looks sort of like INNIE, IN-LAW ([Acquired relative]) had the first two letters, and INNER ([Word before city or child]) was also close.

Favorite clues:
  • [Thing to roll over, in brief] is an IRA, the retirement account.
  • [East ___, U.N. member since 2002] is TIMOR. Don't forget that country when you're trying to remember all the countries of Asia.
  • [Inflate, in a way] for PAD—as in padding the numbers. Or the bra, perhaps.
Updated:

Ed Sessa's LA Times crossword includes a title as the last theme entry, 63-Across GOON SQUAD. Who's part of the goon squad? The punk, mug, hood, and tough at the end of these theme answers:
  • ["Blade Runner" film genre] is CYBERPUNK.
  • [Barbershop collectible] is a SHAVING MUG.
  • [Oregon volcano] clues MOUNT HOOD.
  • [Doesn't give in] is equivalent to HANGS TOUGH.
Good riff on the phrase GOON SQUAD. Did ALDO Ray play goons? For a change, a clue for ALDO gives me some information that's of interest. [Actor ___ Ray known for macho roles]? Hey! Now I know some context for Aldo Ray other than being given the title of an old movie I'll never see. Other clues:
  • [A, B or C, e.g.] clues two different answers: GRADE and VITAMIN.
  • DECATUR, the Soybean Capital of the World, is a [Central Illinois city]. There's also a Georgia town by that name.
  • [Kipper holders] are TINS. Kippers are—what are they? Some sort of oily, sardiney fish? No: split herring, cold-smoked.
  • UNO is a [Game based on crazy eights].
  • [Old TV series with a scuba-diving hero] is SEA HUNT. Lloyd Bridges, 1958-61. Again, as with ALDO, I appreciate the contextual clue.
  • [Irish pub features?] might be the Irish BROGUES heard in the conversations.
  • ISRAEL and LEBANON are clued as one another's [Mideast neighbor].

When I open a puzzle in Across Lite, usually the timer starts going automatically. I didn't notice that it sat quiescent when I opened Nancy Salomon's CrosSynergy crossword, "Space Invaders," so I have no solving time to report. Probably a smidge below 3:00, if I had to guess. The theme hinges on calling sentient entities (...not quite anagrams, those two words) from outer space ALIENs, CREATUREs, and BEINGs:
  • [Colonization by a space invader?] might be termed ALIEN IMMIGRATION. That phrase exists, but I don't see a purpose for it. If someone is said to be immigrating into a country, isn't their alien status assumed? ALIEN IMMIGRATION sounds redundant, and the phrase should be reserved for the new immigration agencies that would be needed if and when space aliens start applying for green cards.
  • [Amenities on a space invader's craft?] are CREATURE COMFORTS.
  • [Sane space invader?] converts BEING from a verb to a noun in BEING OF SOUND MIND. I suspect this was the germ for the theme.
As with the Doll NYT puzzle, some of this crossword had a retro feel. The trusty old ADITS are [Mine entrances]. There's a mineral/rock store called Open Adit; the site takes pains to provide a definition for the term. ADIT used to show up in many more crosswords than it does these days. STYE, or [Eyelid ailment] was in plenty of old crosswords, and alas, it is still in plenty of current crosswords. ESSO often gets clued as an outdated or non-U.S. brand, but here it's the [Tiger-in-your-tank brand], no hint of anachronism; the phrase still bubbles up in various ways. [Supreme Diana] and [Karl of "The Streets of San Francisco] appear one after the other, as 42- and 43-Down; Ms. ROSS left the Supremes in 1970 and KARL's show aired from 1972 to '77. [South Yemen port] is ADEN; this is one of those ageless crossword answers that I've known forever and will probably see in the last crossword I do in the old-age home some decades hence. The bottom row dispenses three more classic crossword answers: EPEE, a [Fencer's blade], along with ERTES, or [Some Art Deco pieces], and ESSEN, a [City on the Ruhr].

The quartet of 9-letter answers in the fill are good. TAILGATED means [Followed too closely on the highway]. LET IT SNOW is [One third of a winter refrain]. ORATORIOS are [Handel's "Messiah," et al.]. And the PAST TENSE is clued with [History is written in it]. I also like SKEETERS, or [Bloodsuckers, colloquially]. Did you know that South Africans and Australians and their ilk call mosquitoes "mozzies"?

This week's Onion A.V. Club crossword was constructed by Ben Tausig. The theme entries take words that end with a Z sound and change the pronunciation to an S sound, forcing a variety of spelling changes. The new phrases are clued with question marks:
  • [Note from a Zamboni salesman who doesn't want his client to share?] is FOR YOUR ICE ONLY. This plays on "for your eyes only." You can hear a European with rough English skills pronouncing "eyes" as "ice," can't you?
  • [Result of competition between retailers?] might be a PRICE FIGHT. Prize fights are boxing things.
  • A wisecrack becomes WEISS CRACK, or [Joke made by 1988 A.L. Rookie of the year Walt?]. Wow, I've never heard of Walt Weiss. There aren't many famous Weisses to choose from, though. Houdini's birth name was Ehrich Weiss, and the guy who played Jarod The Pretender is Michael T. Weiss. Slim pickings.
  • DROP LIKE FLEISS is clued [Give head using pointers from Maxim's "Ask Heidi" column?].
The theme idea's a good one, but I only liked the first two entries. Here are 10 other clues and answers:
  1. [Saint Basil's feature] is the ONION DOME atop a Russian church.
  2. ["The 39 Steps" actress Tania] ELG is...not famous.
  3. SILICA gel is the [Stuff in those packets you're not supposed to eat]. It's a desiccant to remove moisture in a shoebox or other manufacturer packaging.
  4. [Butterfly, abroad] is the Spanish word MARIPOSA.
  5. MISTER BIG is clued as the ["To Be With You" rock band]. The band spells it Mr. Big.
  6. The clue for UMASS is ["It's educational," sing the Pixies].
  7. VENOM is [Something to spew].
  8. [Get something out of your system?] clues DETOXIFY. See also OD'S, or [Has too much fun, in a way].
  9. [Raised, as the dead] was one of the last things I got, thanks to Tania ELG. It's DUG UP. Ewww.
  10. A SINE wave is a [Wave that can't be ridden].
Pop culture rules the day in Brendan Quigley's blog crossword, "Hand Jive: Five songs to help you get a grip." Brendan used a book of lists about music as the seed for this puzzle, with five song titles that fit into symmetrical spots of the grid and are all about masturbation:
  • [1991 hit by the Divinyls best enjoyed alone?] is I TOUCH MYSELF. Here's the video—it ain't subtle.
  • [1980 hit by the Vapors best enjoyed alone?] is TURNING JAPANESE. My best friend in junior high told me she thought this song was by the Beatles. She was stunned when I told her they'd broken up. Here's a 1980 performance clip.
  • [1981 hit by Billy Squier best enjoyed alone?] is THE STROKE. Ah, what a classic video. Tight jeans, a sleeveless crop top, and mesmerizingly weird dancing: Enjoy.
  • [1982 single by Violent Femmes best enjoyed alone?] is BLISTER IN THE SUN. Man, I loved that whole album. That was a freshman-year-of-college discovery for me. Here's a concert version of the song.
  • [1977 single by Buzzcocks best enjoyed alone?] is ORGASM ADDICT. I don't know this song at all as I've never been much into punk, but the crossings pointed the way to a plausible word pairing. Here's a concert video.
The rest of the puzzle has some good stuff—there's a small corner with GAWKS and RITZY stuffed into it. There are longish answers like GIRL TALK and HAT TRICK, BY CHANCE and SO SORRY. And two corners with three-abreast 7-letter answers, marred only by the inclusion of the woeful ENSTEEL, or [Strengthen]. Wait, is that word thematic (for the theme entries other than the Divinyls song)?

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February 19, 2009

Friday, 2/20

WSJ 6:45
LAT 6:20
NYT 6:17
Sun 6:00
CHE 5:20
BEQ 5:02

(post updated at 5:22 p.m. Friday)

My Friday-morning blogging time will be cut short by a date with a Tribune photographer. Features writer Patrick Reardon interviewed me Thursday for an article to run sometime next week—he had an odd assortment of questions about crosswords, not the standard sorts of questions I've been asked before. Here's hoping that he can extract some semi-coherent quotes from my ramblings. The Vegas bookmakers are now taking bets on whether the headline or first paragraph will include the clichéd "What's a seven-letter word for..." bit.

Paula Gamache's New York Times crossword is classic Gamache: a bunch of 10- and 11-letter answers stacked together, smooth fill featuring plenty of interesting words and phrases, and a Saturday-puzzle vibe. Ahhh. Who doesn't love a Gamache?Here's the stuff that delighted me:

  • WEASEL WORDS are [Aids in artful deception].
  • [Correctly positioned] means nothing more than RIGHT SIDE UP. Did you want to try ___ED UP as I did?
  • ORS, or operating rooms, are places [Where people wear gowns, for short].
  • A coffee KLATCH is a [Gabfest]. It can also be spelled coffee klatsch or kaffeeklatsch. From the German for "coffee gossip"; English lacked an equivalent and had to borrow from the Germans.
  • To [Sink] something is to SCUTTLE it.
  • [One may be backed up] clues a SINGER, who may have backup singers.
  • CORTEX is the brain's [Center of learning]. Wow, I was thinking of some sort of school or classroom.
  • "KISS MY GRITS!" is what Mel's Diner waitress Flo said on Alice. It's clued as a [1970s-'80s put-down/catchphrase]. You can't get a much livelier entry than this.
  • Speaking of lively and somewhat retro sass, there's also L-SEVEN, or [Square, in 1950s slang, indicated visually by a two-hand gesture]. My gang in junior high around 1979 used this, too.
  • Paula heads into the great outdoors with a DUCK CALL ([Decoy accompanier]) and SPELUNK (the verb [Cave]).
  • Aw, a SCOTTIE DOG—[Pet with short legs and a hard coat, informally].
  • The APGAR SCORE is a [Measure of a newborn's health, named for its developer], Virginia Apgar. There's a mnemonic (Appearance, Pulse, Grimace, Activity, Respiration) that probably makes many a med student think Apgar is an acronym.
Now, it's not all fun and games. This puzzle also has a bunch of gnarly answers whose clues don't make things easy:
  • Josephine TEY is ["The Daughter of Time" novelist]. Burl (I suspect) IVES was the [Big Daddy player on 1950s Broadway].
  • The PHIAL of Galadriel was a gift to Frodo Baggins in one of the Lord of the Rings books.
  • [Year of the last known Roman gladiator competition] was CDIV, or 404.
  • [2003 memoir of a TV executive] is ROONE, by Roone Arledge.
  • [Loch ___, on the River Shannon] is REE. I was thinking it might be RAE or REA, but no.
  • [Recyclable] is a noun, not just an adjective. The answer's ALUMINUM CAN.
  • [Extension of the terms of a marine insurance policy] is SHORE COVER. I'm not a boater, so this was a phrase of mystery to me.
  • [Juniper product] isn't just gin, it's also a CONE from this evergreen.
  • [One of Judaism's four matriarchs] is REBEKAH. Spelling it REBECCA will muck up those crossings, all right. (Been there, done that.)
  • SHAYNE is the answer to [Private detective Mike of Brett Halliday novels]. I have the vaguest sense of seeing this in another crossword and also not knowing it then.
  • [___ Rivera, Calif.] clues PICO. Not one of your more common California town-name words, is it?
  • Legalese Latin! We've got SUA [___ sponte (of its own accord, at law]. I don't recall seeing this one before.

Jeremy Horwitz constructed Oscar Week's final Sun crossword, "Oscar-Winning Roles." The theme is a tough one: the names of the fictional Oscar winners who have populated various movies. I've only seen one of the four movies in question, so I was working the hell out of the crossings here. The Bodyguard's fictional Oscar winner was named RACHEL / MARRON. Is that Whitney Houston's character? The internet says yes. I had no clue. I mean, there was a long clue for it, but it meant nothing to me because I never saw the movie. TUGG SPEEDMAN is from Tropic Thunder. Is that Robert Downey Jr.'s character? No, it's Ben Stiller. True story from commenter "chefwen" over at the Rex Parker blog the other day: Her dog ran away and the family that picked him up was Ben Stiller's. Her dog spent a night in the bed belonging to Stiller and spouse Christine Taylor. VICKI LESTER was a character in A Star Is Born, the new stage name of Judy Garland's character Esther Blodgett; never saw the movie, but Wikipedia filled me in. I liked In & Out but couldn't remember the name of Matt Dillon's actor-character without a bunch of crossings; it's CAMERON DRAKE.

My favorite clues and answers:
  • Two crazy geography clues are [Jujuy is a prov. in it] for ARG. (Argentina) and [Where the pa'anga is spent] for TONGA. One alone would be iffy, but the two together please me. Oh, plus there's SSE clued with [Dir. from Timbuktu to Ouagadougou], and one can scarcely find a more mellifluous city name than that last one.
  • [Decreasing?] is IRONING, as in removing the creases from.
  • DIGRESS gets a fill-in-the-blank, ["...but I ___"].
  • BRISTLE is clued [Get angry and defensive]. My eye added an S to the "Get" so I tried BRIDLES. Completely separate etymologies, but the two bri_le words can mean the same thing.
Janet Bender's Wall Street Journal crossword is yet another in the series of WSJ puzzles that are a good bit easier than a typical Sunday NYT. The "C Plus" theme is better than average (har!), with a C getting added to various phrases to give them new meanings. My favorite theme answers are the ones that took the C at the beginning of the first word. Does that mean those entries were more successful than the ones with a C added to a subsequent word, or just that those are the ones that grabbed me? Here they are:
  • CORAL HYGIENE might be [Healthy maintenance for reefs?].
  • CASH WEDNESDAY is the [Time for midweek ATM withdrawals?]. I think I could get used to Cash Wednesday if it meant free money for me.
  • The [Message for archaeologists to decipher?] is CODE ON A GRECIAN URN. Isn't that a great little play on words?
In the non-theme fill, we get a couple two-part names that seldom show up in the grid in their entirety: Actress TYNE DALY is a [Winner of six Emmys and a Tony], and the ENOLA GAY was a [Famous B-29]. Or maybe that should be [Infamous B-29]. There's a shiny new clue for ERIC: [Attorney General Holder]. I like that he's stirring things up already, and not because there's a topless statue in the building. We can only hope that he, too, will eventually write and perform songs.

Samuel Donaldson's Chronicle of Higher Education puzzle, "Seeing Stars," has a theme that is of little help when solving. Four of the longest answers contain CONSTELLATIONS in their midst. The [Psychological term for a stepmother's sexual attraction to her stepson] is the PHAEDRA COMPLEX, with Draco hiding inside it. The professional's HOURLY RATE splits Lyra between its two words. Leo is prowling inside LITTLE ONE, or [Toddler]. And there's some constellation within NATIVE LAND. I started Googling my way to the stars—Tivel constellation, no. Tivela constellation, no, but Google asks if I meant Vela, so that's it. Physics and astronomy fans, this puzzle's for you. Law-school grads, this clue's for you: [Order of the ___ (honor society for law-school grads)] is COIF. People who've taken a stats class, this one's for you: [Way to determine if a sample is indicative of the norm] is the T TEST. College admissions staff, this one's for you: [___ code (identifier on a SAT score report)] is CEEB.

Updated:

The theme in Robert Doll's LA Times puzzle confused me for the longest time. The theme answers all run in the Down direction, and their clues all include the word "literally." Eventually I saw that the answers were fractured and sometimes reordered phrases with missing prepositions—those prepositions have been replaced by moving words around. We had a similar theme in a Merl Reagle Sunday puzzle last year, and I can't help thinking that a title for the puzzle might help reveal the theme. Without further ado, here's how Doll's theme works:
  • [Can't take the heat, literally] means "crumble under pressure" figuratively. Put the word "crumble" under the word "pressure" in PRESSURE CRUMBLE and it's sort of a picture rebus representation of the phrase.
  • [Avoid arguments, literally] means "stay above the fray," so STAY THE FRAY has "stay" above "the fray."
  • [Plays dirty, literally] is "hits below the belt," so the answer is THE BELT HITS.
  • [Be clumsy, literally] is to "trip over your own feet," so here it becomes TRIP YOUR OWN FEET.
Plenty of tough clues make it that much harder to piece together the theme entries if you haven't figured out how they work. Among the tougher ones are these:
  • [Grounation Day celebrant] is RASTA.
  • [Fearless Leader underling] is NATASHA from Rocky and Bullwinkle. Speaking of a moose, MR. MOOSE apparently was a ["Captain Kangaroo" regular], though I remember only Mr. Green Jeans.
  • [Albemarle Sound, for example] is a LAGOON.
  • ["The Eyes of ___": 2005 PBS science show] must have starred Bill NYE. My first guess was NYU because the crosser, ["Wheel of Fortune" buy], could have ended with any of the five vowels.
  • [Wrapper's pair] is SCISSORS, as in a person who is wrapping presents.
  • [Prank instigators] are DARES (not the people who issue the dares).
  • BASIN is clued as [Great ___: arid Western region].
  • [Full of dirt?] means NEWSY, when dirt = gossip, the latest news.
  • [Lifts in a gym?] clues PUMPS, as in "pumps iron." I don't think this clue really works.
  • [Bach's cello suites, e.g.] are SOLI.
Today's Brendan Emmett Quigley crossword is a pun puzzle called "Heathens." The theme entries are SQUARE PAGAN, / A ROUND HOLE (punning on "square peg in a round hole"), NO REST FOR / THE WICCAN ("no rest for the wicked"), and WITCH WAY IS UP ("Which way is up?"). I give this theme a solid "meh" today because I've been a garden-variety heathen my whole life, with no affinity for the pagan/wicca/druid bent. I know the dictionary definition for "heathen" includes polytheistic pagans as well as folks who belong to no religion, but still. Favorite answers: ONSTAR, the [Safety device for GM vehicles]; THE WIRE, that [TV series whose theme was "Way Down in the Hole"], a show that everyone still raves about but that I've never seen; REYNARD the [Fox of fables], because Reynard is so close to Reynaldo; and a TOWNIE who is a [Nonuniversity type]. Tougher nails: QIN is the [Dynasty during which much of the Great Wall of China was built]; [Actress Tilly of "The Good Earth"] clues LOSCH; COZ is a [Family relation, for short], meaning "cousin"; and beneath COZ is KAZ, or [Middle fielder Matsui], a name I know only from a Byron Walden crossword (in which KAZMATSUI was stacked on or under its near twin, HAZMATSUIT).

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January 15, 2009

Friday, 1/16

Sun 5:50
LAT 4:50
NYT 4:27
CHE 3:50
BEQ one day (diagramless, with Acrosses and Down clues up to 26-D)
WSJ 7:38

Mike Nothnagel is one of those themeless constructors whose bylines I'm invariably pleased to see. Why? Because of stuff like this in the Friday New York Times crossword:

Lively fill that tells a story (in my head, anyway): YOU KNOW WHO is an [Unnamed individual], but forget this anonymity, let's call him MR. UNIVERSE ([Arnold Schwarzenegger, four times]). I bet he met a lot of women at a SINGLES BAR (a [Match point?]) in his heyday. You have a question for the bartender there? "OK, SHOOT" is her [Response to "I have a question for you"]. "Do you sell Pimm's?" "YES, WE DO" is the [Reply to "Have you got that in stock"]. "Forget about the Pimm's. I'll have a Scotch. It's an IMPULSE BUY. Make it a double," you say. (PEAT is a [Scotch flavorer, you know.) "LESS IS MORE" (["Keep it simple"]), the bartender cautions, "IN THAT you've had enough. Let me pour you a HOT MILK instead." (That's a [Bechamel sauce ingredient].)

Proper nouns: Some folks hate finding names in their puzzles because they fall in the category of "either you know it or you don't," and when it comes to, say, contemporary pop culture or non-major geography, they can be hopelessly mired in a seemingly insoluble square. Me, I like the names. I didn't know that YING was the name of [Soprano ___ Huang], but pieced it together from the crossings. ETHAN HAWKE is our [Oscar nominee for "Training Day," 2001]; he did a good job looking skeered and conflicted. Gay TALESE is ["A Writer's Life" writer, 2006]. Fictional KATO [fought Robin on an episode of "Batman"]; isn't there another Kato in superhero land? David HUME is ["An Enquiry Concerning the Principles of Morals" philosopher], and he sits atop Verne TROYER, a.k.a. [Verne of Austin Powers films]; he's an actor of short stature who later appeared on reality TV too drunk not to pee on the floor. There's ANKE [Huber of women's tennis]; no other famous Ankes come to mind, so her position in crosswords is a lock. [Israel's Weizman] is named EZER. And there's poet Alexander POPE, [who wrote "Hope springs eternal in the human breast"].

Places in the grid include Michigan's ALMA College, WASHOE County in Nevada, HENLEY-on-Thames ([Regatta setting]), the [Aleutian island] ATKA (I know a lot of you had ATTU there, as I did). There was a a SWEDE ([Uppland inhabitant]) keeping company with a KURD ([Many a Kirkuk native]). Speaking of people in other countries, there are some foreign-language answers here, too. [Cul-___] DE SAC came from the French but is solidly English now. NOTRE is [Our counterpart in France?], or more exactly, "our" counterpart. [Is in Spain?] is "is" in Spain: ESTA. SANS [___ fil (wireless, in Paris)] explains itself.

Other answers/clues I was fond of (or feel slightly ranty about): There's an HOURLY RATE, clued with the hint [A raise may raise it]. [Tinseltown is a part of] SHOW BIZ. I love the word (but not the feeling) ANGST, [Not just jitters].

A couple clues are not PETA-friendly: OPEN SEASON for hunters is [When many shots are taken], and LASSO is clued as [Ringer of some necks]. The ERNS, [Birds with "meat cleaver" bills], do what they can to defend themselves. Those flying geese are on their own, though. PETA probably wouldn't object to ALL OK ([Perfectly good]), but it doesn't feel like it makes the grade as crossword fill.

Barry Silk's Sun "Weekend Warrior" felt easier to me. I tackled this one right before the NYT, and much preferred Barry/Peter's clue for OPEN SEASON: [Animated film of 2006]. I see a lot of the cartoon movies because I have a kid, but this one...I can't remember if it was the one with a bear and a snack machine or the one with the suburban incursions. Wait, it was the bear. The other one was Over the Hedge. Two 2006 cartoons about forest animals starting with O*E* words? Crikey. Getting back to the crossword: My favorite clue was one of the last ones I figured out. [Leaving while the iron is hot?] sure sounds like it has to do with the idiom "strike while the iron is hot," but it's a FIRE HAZARD, leaving the house with an iron still plugged in. Two people merit the full-name treatment here: TALIA SHIRE and LEANN RIMES. I first opted for HOOVED for [Like pigs' feet]; I imagine our porcine friends are less than pleased about BRINED feet. I'm not a POTSTICKER fan, but it sure looks cool in a crossword. I noted to myself that all the GPS clues, like [GPS display], seem to have displaced AAA clues for RTE. Whoops, the GPS display is a MAP this time...and RTES are [AAA suggestions] up above.

The title of Robert Doll's Chronicle of Higher Education crossword, "Two-Letter Entries," makes it sound as if the puzzle will violate the standard interdiction against crossword answers with just 2 letters. The first three theme entries each have two words occupying 11 or 12 letters, though—but in the NATO ALPHABET (that international phonetic alphabet), those two words stand in for single letters. The elegance comes in the choice of letter-words: FOXTROT TANGO stands for FT, and both words are names of dances. [Two male nicknames], MIKE CHARLIE, fill in for MC. And Shakespeare's ROMEO JULIET make up RJ. O gets transmitted as "Oscar," who doesn't partner up with another letter in this puzzle—but there's an OH-OH and the movie OH, GOD, combining in my head into Oh, Oh, Oh, God, which would be a considerably more alarming movie. Oh, and look who's here—the NYT had Verne TROYER and here's VERNE, only he's not clued with reference to Mr. Troyer but rather, [Captain Nemo's creator] Jules.

ESSO update:

Joon's comment reminded me that I wanted to mention the ESSO clues. In the NYT, it's a [Brand named after the pronunciation of its parent company's initials], S.O. or Standard Oil. (If you didn't know that, it makes for a nice little "aha!" moment when it clicks.) The Sun clue is [Sinclair alternative], but it's the NYT clue that has that "long clue providing a piece of trivia" vibe we associate with Peter Gordon and the Sun.

Updated Friday morning:

Tracey Snyder's LA Times crossword adds an -EL to a familiar (or semi-familiar) phrase to create each theme answer:

  • Nanny-cam + EL = NANNY CAMEL, or [Au pair's desert transport?].
  • Peter Pan + EL = PETER PANEL, or [Reality show judges Falk, Graves and O'Toole?].
  • Sacred vow + EL = SACRED VOWEL, or [The "o" in "holy"?]. Sacred cow is a more familiar phrase than sacred vow, which slowed me down here.
  • Spicy hot + EL = SPICY HOTEL, or [Risque place to stay?].
  • Mixed bag + EL = MIXED BAGEL, or [Everything, e.g.?]. An "everything" bagel generally has onions, poppy seeds, sesame seeds, garlic, salt, and pepper, or various combinations thereof.
A number of clues threw me for a loop in this puzzle. I immediately thought of hens for [Sound heard after a lot of brooding?], and CLUCK. Uh, no. Oh! Chicks. They CHEEP. No, guess again. CHIRP, from any bird whose mama did that sitting-on-eggs thing. ["The Conspiracy Against Childhood" author] clue upends convention—usually LESHAN is included with the book title in a clue for the writer's crossword-friendly first name, EDA, and "Eda" was omitted from this clue. For [Corona alternative], I thought of other Mexican beers, but Corona is also a cigar, as is the answer, PANATELA. For [Spew out], I started with ERUPT instead of EGEST. [Flour sometimes used in naan], an Indian bread, is ATTA, and though I've had naan I didn't know the flour's name. Two bits of older crosswordese came to me much faster (a true sign of having done an excessive amount of crosswords): ARETE is a [Rugged ridge] and OGIVE is a [Pointed arch]—the latter answer not to be confused with an OGEE, or S-shaped molding (though centuries ago, the two words were synonymous).

Randy Ross's Wall Street Journal crossword, "Cabinet Meeting," calls a meeting of various phrases that include the names of eight of the U.S. cabinet departments. My favorites are GO INTO LABOR, clued as [Visit a cabinet department building?] but evoking childbirth, and BRINGS TO JUSTICE, clued as [Delivers to a cabinet department?]. I liked the Asian geography sprinkled throughout the puzzle—THAI crosses MALAYA (this [Former Asian nation] makes up part of modern-day Malaysia, but Singapore was spun off to be its own country), and BURMA was a [Japanese conquest of 1942] that has since been renamed Myanmar. And there's crowd favorite Jerry ORBACH, [Briscoe portrayer on "Law & Order"]. [Give a hand?] clues SLAP, which is too question-marky for me, too much of a stretch. I went with CLAP, which wouldn't merit a question mark in that clue, which made it hard to see what [Encase] was—SHEATHE, not CH- anything.

Brendan Emmett Quigley's crossword for Friday is called "Corner Stones" and it's a themeless. On Wednesday and Thursday, Brendan parceled out the clues one at a time in his Twitter feed so solvers could go the diagramless route if they wanted to. Knowing that it'd be available as a regular crossword come Friday, I figured it would have standard crossword symmetry and not look like those kooky diagramless puzzles, and it turns out that this makes it easier to solve without a diagram. Hell, I finished the puzzle before BEQ had posted the Down clues from 28-Down to the end. I didn't know this could be done, but there you have it. (Am patting self on back now; definitely have earned a cookie.) In Brendan's accompanying blog post, he says another constructor nudged him to load a puzzle with the sort of entries he wanted to see in a crossword. So this puzzle includes these answers:

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  • LOLCATS is clued misleadingly as [Pictures of pussies on the Internet]. A lot of folks think those LOLcats pictures are moronic. I love 'em.
  • [Mini covering] clues an IPOD SKIN.
  • [Tweet source] is TWITTER.
  • If you go [All out], you're going WHOLE HOG.
  • I'LL TELL is a [Playroom threat]. This one took me forever to figure out. Mentally inserting that apostrophe was the key. If your playmate tells on you, you might throw a HISSY [___ fit].
  • I needed the Down clues to figure out 1/8-Across, VAMPIRE WEEKEND, ["A Punk" rock band]—I'm guessing that combo was another of those things Brendan wanted to work into a puzzle.
Not everything in this crossword is hot new fill. ELEMIS are [Fragrant resins], and ASTA is ["The Thin Man" canine]—both well-established crosswordese. LRG is clued as [Big: Abbr.], but "lge." or "lg." is much more standard. [Just ___ on the map] clues A DOT. These things are merely the glue that holds the good stuff together.

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December 18, 2008

Friday, 12/19

NYT 28:04
Sun 24:03
WSJ 22:21
LAT 21:51
CHE 10:24
CS 5:30

(Updated at 9:45 pm Friday)

I'm going to put this here above the cut just to make sure she sees it. Happy Birthday, Mom!

Hi. I was going to try to fool you. But you knew it was me, didn't you? You could tell by the big numbers up there. At first you panicked, thought you had stumbled onto the wrong blog somehow and were losing your mind. Or that something terrible had happened to Orange and she amazingly, inexplicably, began sucking at crossword puzzles. Then it hit you. You thought: "It's just that speed solver wannabe PuzzleGirl again. Why, oh why, does she continue to humiliate herself by publicly advertising her dismal solving times every chance she gets?" You know, that's an excellent question. I'm gonna think about that one and get back to ya! For now, though, I'll just warn you that I'll be here all week while Orange is off on a big boat somewhere in the sun. Sounds great, right? Yeah well, she won't have the kind of internet access she's used to. And she's so much like me, I can tell you what she's doing right now. Her eye just started to twitch. She's pacing frantically. Pretty soon she'll be breathing into a paper bag. It's sad really. Where technology has taken us. And by us, I mean, Orange and me. None of you are that nutty, right? Okay, enough jibber-jabbering, onto the puzzles.

Did everybody else love Natan Last's New York Times crossword? It wasn't just me, right? I mean, how can you not love a puzzle that includes AZERBAIJANI and GUITAR HERO?? A lot of misdirection in this puzzle — had to be careful with verb tenses, not get locked into obvious pronunciation, and beware the dreaded First Word Proper Noun Trick. I need to catch my breath here because I just don't know where to start. Well, Pinocchio's exuberant cry "I'M A REAL BOY!" was the first thing I placed in the grid. I could hardly believe my luck that it fit. Oh, hell, let's run down the best of the misdirection:

  • [Lead for one]: Here lead is pronounced with a long e making the answer ROLE. (I was going to be super impressed if the o in the cross, which happens to be a French word, ONDES [Waves on l'océan], required one of those little tenty things. Yes, that's the technical term for it. Shut up. You know what I'm talking about.)
  • Later, however, in [They may hold the lead], it's pronounced the other way, bringing us to the answer ORES. Verry tricky!
  • Raise your hand if the first thing you thought of for [Reacts to a big buffet] was overeats. But no. In this case, it's not the French-i-fied pronunciation we need, but rather the word that sounds like Jimmy or Warren's last name and means "a blow, especially with the hand." One who reacts to that kind of buffet, of course, SEES STARS.
  • An X-RATED MOVIE is, indeed, a [Work with raw material?]. Anyone else stumbling around in the general vicinity of a butcher shop at first? Was JUDE Law ever in one of those? The movie, not the butcher shop. Oh never mind.
  • I thought for a moment that [Unpopular singer] might be frequent crossword denizen Enya but that's not really fair. In this case we needed to think of singing in the criminal, sure-I'll-talk-as-soon-as-you-show-me-the-immunity-agreement sense, which brings us to the correct answer: RAT. Hey, and you know why people might decide to go ahead and sing? Maybe because they're not really all that super at duping, i.e., perhaps they're just BAD LIARS. See how I did that?
Other random good stuff:
  • Basher TARR, the explosives expert in the "Ocean's" movies, is played by the one and only, the fabulous Don Cheadle.
  • Greek alphabet? Check. Jewish months? Check. European rivers? In progress. Book of Mormon? Wait, what??
  • Longtime Delaware senator William ROTH. Is he the Roth IRA guy? Yup.
  • Who knew Wynton Marsalis got his first trumpet from AL HIRT? I was trying to think of his dad's name (Ellis) or his brother's (Branford).
  • I thought Gordie Howe was the only four-letter hockey player I knew, but thankfully [Five-time N.H.L. scoring leader of the 1990s-'00s] Járomir JÁGR was skating around back there in the dark recesses somewhere.
  • And, finally, I hope Natan drops in to confirm that ORANGE, [Like goldfish], was included as a shout-out to our lovely and talented hostess here at the Crossword Fiend. You know it's true.
  • Oh, and I almost forgot. [Start of an exchange] refers to the phrase TIT for tat. Heh heh. You said tit.
Robert A. Doll's Sun crossword, "Position Papers," is a fun newspaper-themed rebus, with some lovely symmetry thrown in for your solving pleasure. We've got the Globe at the cross of GOLDEN GLOBE and GLOBETROT; the Star joining John McCain's SILVER STAR and Nancy Reagan's STAR CHART; the Sun at arguably the strangest theme crossing in the puzzle, juice brand CAPRI SUN and SUN YAT-SEN, the father of modern China; the Bee brings together Clara Edwards's friend AUNT BEE and Richard Gere's "BEE SEASON"; and smack-dab in the middle, we've got the Times at the cross of MANY TIMES OVER and 1978 #1 Commodores hit THREE TIMES A LADY. Just stop a minute and admire the symmetry. Seriously. Close your eyes and picture it. It's beautiful, isn't it? Take another minute or two if you need it. I'll wait ....

And we're back. I always enjoy the pop culture references in crossword puzzles, particularly when they involve music and sports, so I loved seeing three-fourths of the Fearsome Foursome today. L.A. Rams MERLIN Olsen, Deacon Jones, Rosey Grier, and Lamar Lundy, terrorized their opponents throughout the 1960s. I would venture to guess that there was never a quartet of famous tough-guys with weirder first names.

Speaking of weird names, I was tripped up quite a bit in the SE corner with EVIE [Val and Joan's mother in the comic strip "Stone Soup"], Olympic swimmer DARA Torres, and reliever Robb NEN. Throw in an ancient warship I've never heard of down there and, well, I'm sunk. TRIREME? Really?

I also had a hard time remembering that vie means life in French, to which EAU (water) is indispensable. ROSEBUD was [Charles Foster Kane's dying word] in "Citizen Kane," one of those movies I can't believe I haven't seen. (It's in pretty good company with "Casablanca" and "Gone With the Wind," though.)

That's it for now. Back later with more Friday puzzles....

In Dan Naddor's LA Times crossword, an s (representing the word it's) is added to the beginning of familiar phrases to create new phrases à la the Gershwin classic "'S Wonderful."
  • [Take to task on the porch] turns "it's cold outside" to SCOLD OUTSIDE
  • [Goulash fresh from the oven?] takes "it's too hot to handle" and makes it STEW HOT TO HANDLE
  • [Blizzard?] = SNOW BIGGIE ("it's no biggie")
  • [Dreamlike delight?] = SURREAL PLEASURE ("it's a real pleasure")
  • [Attest to my membership?] = SWEAR I BELONG ("it's where I belong")
I can't believe I'm going to admit this to you, but I had a lot of trouble with 1 Down. I got right away that the clue — ["Come on down!" announcer] — referred to "The Price Is Right" game show. Without thinking, I entered PARDO, realizing an NSEC later that it wasn't right. I erased it and heard Bob Barker in my head: "Who's our next contestant, Johnny?" Johnny... Johnny! ... Johnny who? What the heck is Johnny's last name? Couldn't get it without the crosses. His last name? Yep, pretty much the same last name I had for the first 35 years of my life: OLSON. Ack!

Olio:
  • Did you guys know AVA was [Burma's capital city for nearly five centuries]? And that Earl AVERILL was a Hall of Fame outfielder? I didn't. Totally guessed that cross.
  • I've never seen — nor had any desire to see — "REN and Stimpy." But knowing they have an album titled "You Eediot!" almost — almost — makes me want to check them out.
  • Idaho's state motto is ESTO Perpetuo ("Let it be forever").
  • Originally thought the [Red hot chili pepper] would be poblano and not CAYENNE. Really wanted it to be Anthony Keidis, but no caps. Darn.
  • The trading PIT is a specific area of the stock exchange's trading floor designated for trading individual futures or options contract.
  • SUASIVE means [Convincing]. So, pretty much the same as persuasive. Someone 'splain that to me.
  • The ARIZONA Cardinals moved away from St. Louis in 1998. Has it really been that long since I paid attention to pro football??
  • Amy Winehouse's Grammy-winning song is, as you know, REHAB. You know you want to click here.
I always get a little nervous at the prospect of solving the Chronicle of Higher Education's crossword. It's often chock full of academic-type stuff and my brain hasn't worked that way in a long time. A few of the theme answers in today's John Lampkin offering, "Physical Romance," were a little too scienc-y for me to understand, but I looked them up for you. It's just one of the services I offer. You're welcome.
  • [Go out with anyone or anything alive?] = CARBON DATE. You see, carbon is an element present in all known lifeforms. Thus, it's considered the chemical basis of all known life.
  • [Pairs of romantically involved hotties?] = THERMOCOUPLES. A thermocouple is, basically, a temperature sensor.
  • [Power that a beautiful person has?] = ATTRACTIVE FORCE. This has to do with magnetism. Or maybe gravity. Possibly both.
  • [Response to a gift of jewelry?] = CHAIN REACTION. You don't want to know the first thing that came to my mind for this one. Hello, breakfast test!
  • [Measure of the evening's success when saying farewell?] = WAVELENGTH.
I'm running out of time here. Have to get over to a thing at the kids' school. I'll leave you with "The ANVIL Chorus" from "Il Trovatore." If you're just dying to talk about the CS and WSJ puzzles, knock yourselves out in the comments. I'll be back to add my no doubt fascinating perspective later on today.

Hey, guys. Sorry to do this, but this day has been a lot crazier than I expected. I'm going to go ahead and post the completed grids for the WSJ and CS puzzles, but I haven't had time to pull my thoughts together and there are still a few more things I have to do before that makes it to the top of my list. Speaking of which, where the hell is my list?!? Oh, here it is. Anyway. Sorry about that.

Trip Payne's Wall Street Journal crossword, "Following the S&P," adds the letters SP to the beginning of familiar phrases to create new amusing phrases.

  • [Deface an artwork?] = SPOIL PAINTING
  • [Wrong way to get syrup from a maple tree?] = SPOUT ON A LIMB
  • [Nutmeg crusher, for example?] = SPICE BREAKER
  • [Be the least coherent?] = SPUTTER MOST
  • [Big Brother's eyeballs, perhaps?] = SPHERES LOOKING AT YOU
  • [Italian version of Cheez Whiz?] = SPRAY ROMANO (nice!)
  • [What an astronaut puts on a boo-boo?] = SPACE BANDAGR
  • [March king?] = SPRING LEADER
  • [Request to a shopaholic spouse?] = SPEND LESS, LOVE
I really enjoyed this puzzle. When I see Trip's name, I know I'm in for a workout and this puzzle didn't disappoint. Tough stuff for me: [Fielding novel] refers to Henry, not Helen. So that means AMELIA, not Bridget Jones. HOMER is the [Brother-in-law of Patty and Selma] and I can only assume that's a "Simpsons" reference. As many times as I've entered it in crossword grids, I had no idea MENLO Park was in New Jersey. Thought it was a suburb of Chicago for some reason. Never heard of the ELI Young Band. Never knew that [Tastiness] can be called SAPOR. Good thing we learned that a PIT is a [Trading spot] in another puzzle today. [King's domain?] refers to CNN's Larry King. And [Some business partners] are SONS, which reminds me of the Undisputed Number One Best Television Theme Song of All Time. You can hear an awesome version of it here. (Thanks, Wade.)

Raymond Hamel's CrosSynergy crossword, "Game Birds," features four professional sports teams each with a different bird mascot. One football team: the BALTIMORE RAVENS; one basketball: the ATLANTA HAWKS; one hockey: the ANAHEIM DUCKS; and one baseball: the TORONTO BLUEJAYS.

Not a lot to say about this easy, breezy puzzle. I like how the [Hawaiian veranda] LANAI crosses the [Floral neckwear] LEI in the northern California region. We've also got MORAL crossing ORAL there. Looks to me like only a couple things might have tripped people up. The crossing of [Icelandic currency] KRONA and [Big name in headphones] KOSS seemed unusually tricky in this particular puzzle. I can never get [River nymph] NAIAD without the crosses. PuzzleSon is a Cub Scout, so AKELA, the [Cub Scout pack leader], was familiar to me, but I sure would have had a hard time with it a few years ago. And, oh yeah, LPS. For you whippersnappers, that's what we used to listen to music on back in the old days before CDs.

Sorry it took me so long to get today's write-ups done. When Orange gets back, she'll probably fire me. Hey look! It's almost time to start tomorrow's puzzles! I guess this is what it's like living without Super-Human Solving Powers. See y'all in a little bit....

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November 25, 2008

Wednesday, 11/26

Tausig 6:15
Sun 3:57
Onion 3:53
LAT 3:20
NYT 3:07
CS 2:32

(updated at 5:25 p.m. Wednesday)

Harvey Estes' New York Times crossword hits the Wednesday sweet spot with an elegant theme, a low word count (72 answers = themeless grade), and colorful fill and clues. 57-Across is OLE, defined as [49-Across, in this puzzle]. 49-Across is THE LAST HURRAH, a [1958 Spencer Tracy film...and a hint to 20-, 30- and 39-Across]. Those three answers all end with a last hurrah, a final olé, and in each one the pronunciation is different:

  • HOLY GUACAMOLE is clued ["Zounds!"], and its OLE portion rhymes with HOLY.
  • PETER O'TOOLE is the perennial Oscar loser who's an [Eight-time Best Actor nominee]. His OLE is part of O'TOOLE, rhymes with fool.
  • The [Boneless entree] FILET OF SOLE rhymes with hole.
Here's what I liked best outside of this finely wrought theme;
  • TAP WATER is clued as the [Meaning of "one on the city," in diner lingo]. Here's more diner lingo if you're interested.
  • GO AFTER ([Chase]) is one of those two-word phrases that looks weird mashed up in the grid. 
  • PR MEN are some [Image crafters], and that pile-up of consonants threw me off.
  • A love letter or [Billet-doux] is a MASH NOTE.
  • BLOOD RED gets clued as a [Vivid valentine color], making this the corner for all your written forms of pitched woo. 
  • BAGMAN! That's the [Mob's money collector]. What's he doing in the same puzzle as Nelson MANDELA (["Long Walk to Freedom" writer]) and Lech WALESA ([Non-head of state who addressed a 1989 joint session of Congress])? Those guys won the Nobel Peace Prize.
  • AS A FAVOR is clued [Expecting no payment]. I kinda feel like the clue needs a "for" tacked onto it or something.
  • [Missing] is just plant NOT THERE.
  • [Sacagawea, for one] was a GUIDE.
If you haven't been doing crosswords too long, you might not know that FALA was the name of the [F.D.R. dog], or that a SETA is a [Bristlelike part], such as on a caterpillar.

Alan Arbesfeld's Sun puzzle is called "Catching Some Rays" because each theme entry has some sort of ray or Ray hidden within it:
  • Johnny [Rotten, e.g.] is a PUNK ROCKER, and Ray Kroc's last name is hiding in that phrase.
  • FOCAL LENGTH is a [Telescope measure], and my husband assures me that Ray Allen is a famous basketball player.
  • Comedian Ray Romano lurks within MICROMANOMETERS, or [Instruments for measuring minute differences in pressure].
  • One [WWII vehicle] is the SHERMAN TANK, and a manta ray is swimming in there.
  • The [Homestretch] is the FINAL PHASE, and if gamma rays exist, I suppose there must be something called alpha rays.
Did you ever think that NEO CON could possibly be the answer to ["Sweet ___" (2005 Rolling Stones song)]? This came as a complete surprise to me. The song's got a Wikipedia page devoted to it. (Lyrics here.)

Francis Heaney's Onion A.V. Club crossword combines an AEIOU vowel progression theme with an add-some-letters theme with interesting results:
  • A rock band adds ANA to become ROCK BANDANA, [Item worn by Bruce Springsteen to keep his hair out of his eyes].
  • [DNA marker that indicates a tendency to be killed, as on "South Park"] is the KENNY GENE. Kenny is the South Park character who is killed all the time. Add ENE to saxophonist Kenny G and you get the theme entry. (Another South Park reference: ["Mr. Hankey, the Christmas ___"] POO.)
  • Minimart + INI = MINI MARTINI, a [Drink in which the olive takes up most of the space in the glass. Hey, I know a place that sells Minnie martinis. Their sandwiches are all mini-sized and you can get 7 oz. of beer for $2, but I don't know if the martinis are mini too.
  • [Revealing garment for a geisha?] is a LIL KIMONO. Coincidentally, Lil' Kim sometimes wears what appear to be incredibly revealing li'l kimonos of a sort, as seen here.
  • Capri Sun juice drinks + UNU = CAPRI SUNUNU, [Outgoing GOP Senator on an Italian island vacation?].

Updated:

Robert Doll's LA Times crossword contains five theme phrases that mean [Vamoosed]: FLEW THE COOP, MADE TRACKS, GOT OUT OF DODGE, HIT THE ROAD, and TOOK A POWDER. All are idiomatically equivalent as well as making for colorful language. Clues that took some work to get:
[Lou "The ___" Groza, memorable NFL placekicker] is nicknamed The TOE. That's apt, but I'd never heard of him.
[Art from Pompeii?] wants you to return to ancient Pompeii, where Latin, not Italian, was spoken. The noun art in Latin is ARS, as in "ars longa, vita brevis."
[Horse variety?] is GIFT, as in "don't look a gift horse in the mouth."
[Providence athletes] are FRIARS? Really? Both the men's and women's teams are the Friars.

Tom Schier's CrosSynergy puzzle, "Interior Living Quarters," hides four different ABODEs (58-Across) inside the theme entries:
  • SPINACH OMELET, or [Breakfast dish with vegetables and eggs], hides HOME,
  • [Craps shooter's action] is ROLL OF THE DICE, with an embedded LOFT.
  • They've built a CONDO inside SECOND OPINION, or [Advice from another doctor or lawyer].
  • A lowly HUT is inside SEARCH UTILITY, clued as [It helps you find things online]. I would've thought it was for helping you find things offline on your computer.
We see HOI in the grid with a "___ polloi" clue plenty, but having POLLOI clued as [Hoi ___ (the masses)] is unusual. Old crosswordese ANIL pops up from time to time; here it's clued as an [Indigo-producing shrub].

The Tausig puzzle will have to wait until after this morning's third grade spectacular at my son's school.

Updated again:

I confess it took me a long time to understand the theme in Ben Tausig's Ink Well/Chicago Reader puzzle at all. The title is "The Short List," and here are the theme entries:
  • [Britney, e.g.?] is a K-FED EX. This combines Kevin Federline's nickname with Fed Ex.
  • [Trying to find a Yankee third baseman with a stick?] is DIVINING A-ROD. You've got a divining rod crossed with Alex Rodriguez's nickname, A-Rod.
  • [Decision between buying some caviar or a Miami Heat star's basketball card?] is ROE V. D-WADE. D-Wade, the Google tells me, is Dwyane Wade's nickname. I've heard of Wade, but not the nickname. Roe v. Wade—that I know.
  • [Meat-cutting device for an indie singer-songwriter?] is M. WARD CLEAVER. M. Ward is a singer-songwriter not of my acquaintance. Ward Cleaver from Leave It to Beaver is familiar, though.
  • [What the tabloids desperately searched for after a noted 2008 pregnancy?] was J-LO FAT. Jennifer Lopez + low-fat bastardized by having its W ripped out. Somehow "lo-cal" doesn't bug me, but "lo-fat" looks wrong.
So I guess the crossword's called "The Short List" because these phrases build off of five shortened names. I feel old and out of touch having zero familiarity with 40% of 'em.

In the fill, there's a slew of juicy answers. THE VIEW, a DOVE BAR, and STIR-FRY occupy one corner. TV STAR and ACT TWO each have a four-consonant pile-up. GODCAST, a [Neologism for a holy download], is new to me. My dictionary informs me that COMFIT is a dated word—it means [European fruit candy] or, according to that dictionary, a "candy consisting of a nut, seed, or other center coated in sugar." Seeds? Damn near killed me having that M crossing the unknown-to-me M. WARD. BAKR fills in the blank in [Abu ___ (Muslim leader after Muhammed)].

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