NYS 5:14
NYT 4:07
LAT 3:53
CS 3:15
Patrick Berry's New York Sun "Themeless Thursday," by the numbers:
- Degrees of symmetry: 360. You can spin it around like a pinwheel and the black squares' pattern remains the same no matter which side is up. So pleasing to the eye!
- 10- and 11-letter answers: Ten of 'em, intricately enlaced in the center of the grid. Sure, they're staggered, but you still have quintuple-stacked long answers crossing another quintuple stack. If you've seen a more impressive swath of white space in a crossword, please refresh my memory so I can be impressed with yet another seminal achievement of construction.
- 3-letter answers: Just 8 of those.
- Total word count: Just 62. The fill is low on the Scrabble-o-Meter, with a single Z and two K's, but the Crapola Quotient is quite low. Very few "roll-your-own" words—FERTILENESS looks like one, but is a legit inflected form; fertility far outstrips it in usage. There are a few plurals and one crossing pair of -ED words. I.e., this puppy is smooooth.
- People's names in the grid: 7. ERIC Karros was only vaguely familiar to me. 49ers quarterback John BRODIE was a total unknown (to me). I knew LORENZ Hart, Anais NIN, Peter CETERA (the "spent years in Chicago" clue references his time in the band named Chicago), DION, and the COEN brothers.
- Place names in the grid: 6. CAPE ANN, the COMOROS, CONWAY, N.H., Nunavut is a TERR., and PAKISTANIS. Not to mention the fictional (...or is it?) ATLANTIS.

- [Cod pieces?] for FISHSTICKS. 50 points for this one! (Minus one point for the word duplication in the SEA clue, [It's very fishy].)
- [Dead giveaway?] for an ESTATE. +25
- [Greyhound boarding spot] for a dog KENNEL, not a bus station. +25
- [Alcohol needed for driving?] for ANTIFREEZE. +20
- [Body with many arms: Abbr.] for the NRA. +15
- [Stick of gum?] for an artgum ERASER. +5
- [Save, as one's sole] for COBBLE. +5
- [Famous last gasp] for ET TU. +5
- [Sharp] for PENETRATING. Nice and vague.
- [Swale's sire] meant nothing to me, but the crossings pointed towards SEATTLE SLEW. That's an anagram of "settle Swale," so I am picturing a daddy horse cuddling his foal and laying him down to sleep.
- [Virusoid's makeup] for RNA—I'm glad I had crossings. I like having medicalese in the puzzle, even just in the clues.

The longest fill is just that—fill, not thematic. WHIRLIGIG is clued as a [Colorful lawn or garden fixture], and an ARTICHOKE is [Something you might want to get to the heart of?]. Trickier clues: [Hebrews, for example] for EPISTLE; [They cross here] for the WORDS in this crossword; ["___ This Last" (series of John Ruskin essays] for UNTO; [One of TV's Rugrats] is LIL (if you're like me, you've been burned by that other Rugrat, DIL, in crosswords before and were proud of yourself for quickly entering that at 7-Down here...but it's wrong); [Small hill] for both KNOLL and RISE; [Mobile home?: Abbr.] for ALA (as in Mobile, Alabama); [Bird with speckled eggs] is a WREN; and [Avant-garde filmmaker Brakhage] for STAN.
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Favorite clues:
- [In a glass by itself] for NEAT (with no ice). Kudos to Doug and Rich Norris for leaving the clue un-question-marked.
- [Hershey's toffee bar] for SKOR, merely because I love toffee. Matt Ginsburg can attest to that—I almost mugged him for his wife's homemade almond roca at the ACPT. It was delicious.
- [Ric of the Cars] for OCASEK, because I just learned this week that his surname was shortened from Otcasek, just as bandmate Benjamin Orr's last name used to be Orzechowski. My husband and I are sad that the Cars weren't instead called The Otcasek/Orzechowski Project.
- [Tiger's turf] for the golf LINKS.
- [South side?] for GRITS.
- [Many a European decimal point] for COMMA.
- [Lawn gnomes, e.g.] for KITSCH.
