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(post updated at 1:25 p.m. Thursday)Matt Ginsberg is back with another New York Times crossword, this time taking the Jacqueline Susann novel ONCE IS NOT ENOUGH as the starting point. [...The problem with some of the answers in this puzzle] is that once is not enough—that the first word needs to be used a second time in order to be correct. DUM BULLETS are [Hollow-point projectiles]? No, dumdum bullets are. A [Mutually beneficial interaction] should be a win-WIN SITUATION. The [Puerto Rican-born P.G.A. star] is Chi CHI RODRIGUEZ. And the [Child's fair-weather wish] is the sing-songy "Rain, RAIN, GO AWAY, come again another day." With some 8- and 9-letter answers in the fill and a total word count of 72, there's a Thursdayish touch of themelessness—but then, the theme square count is a hearty 69. Clues and answers of note:
- ALEX and HALEY are cross-referenced as the full name of the [writer of "The Autobiography of Malcolm X"].
- Holy schnike, Leonhard EULER is clued as the [Originator of the equation e to the power (pi * i) + 1 = 0]. Wikipedia tells me that's called "Euler's identity," and it's frightfully popular among math geeks, some of whom apparently have a crush on the equation.
- I like the words [Bazaar] and EMPORIUM. So much pleasanter than, say, "strip mall" or "big box store."
- CROSSE is a [Roughly triangular racket]. Is this about lacrosse or some other crosse-bearing sport?
- I misread [Follows temporally] as [Follows temporarily], fresh on the heels of reading Ben Zimmer's Language Log post about exactly that conflation. (Click through to see photos of entertainingly wrong signs.) The answer is POSTDATES.
- THE is an [Order at a French restaurant] if you add an acute accent: thé is French for "tea."
- "MY, MY" is clued as ["Really!"]. Wait, what's this doubled-word business? No soup for you!
- [Synthetic] could be FAKE, FAUX, MOCK, SHAM—or MADE, as opposed to natural.
- I love seeing OXBOWS ([River bends]) from up in a plane.
- [Like a leopard] is simply FELINE, not spotted or wild or predatory anything else.
- [Incense resin] is ELEMI, not to be confused with the Nicholas Gage book/John Malkovich movie Eleni.
- The opposites WELL-TO-DO and DIRT-POOR are clued as [Rich] and [Impoverished], respectively.
- FLYNN gets a non-Errol clue: [One of the Mudville players on base when the mighty Casey struck out].
- The verb [Dice, say] means CHOP.
- [Preschoolers?] are fish ROE, not yet in a school of fish.
- [Mass dismissals] are PURGES. Of what or whom, I don't know.
- [Duke Atreides in "Dune"] is LETO. I haven't the foggiest idea why.
- [___ Weasley of Harry Potter books] could be Ron or his older brothers, whose names I forget, as well as his younger sister GINNY, who...no, no spoilers here.

Favorite clues and answers and other items of note:
- [Six-pack abs?] might be a BEER GUT. Heh. Good one.
- GETS MAD clued as [Sees red]; the E-heavy SEES RED shows up in the grid more often, so moving it to the clue is fresher.
- [White, in a way] can mean ANGLO or SNOWY depending on which part of the crossword you're in.
- [Eating right?] means the rightmost part of the word "eating," or the letter GEE. The wording seems a big clunky to me.
- CADGES means the verb [Bums], as in "bums a ride."
- ["Help!" is one] clues an OLDIE, because that Beatles song is an oldie.
- Potty humor: a LATRINE is [Head of the army?], "head" being slang for toilet.
- Did anyone else want to squeeze ACTION into four spaces for the [1997 film title character surnamed Jackson]? It's Peter Fonda's ULEE the beekeeper.
- I don't know a thing about TESS, the ["Murder by Death" character Skeffington]. Google will help me: It's a Neil Simon whodunit spoof, and Eileen Brennan played the role in question.
- Baseball, schmaseball: TAKE is the [Third base coach's sign when the count is 3-0, typically].
- [Glabrous] means SMOOTH, as in hairless skin. "My, your palms are glabrous."
- MIT is clued as ["21" sch.] because the movie 21 features characters who are MIT students.
- Corn's [Middle ear?] is the COB.
- [Speedo product] ain't just teeny swim briefs—they also make GOGGLES.
- Vague one-word clues starting with P: [Pull] can mean CLOUT, and [Paw] can be your DADDY.
- [Peer group?] are EYES that peer. Meh.
- I'm usually pretty good at the Filipino geography that shows up in crosswords, but Cagayan de ORO, a provincial capital of the Philippines? Had no idea. Wikipedia tells me "de Oro" was added in 1950.
Updated:

- [Railroad line?] is the conductor's line, ALL ABOARD.
- [Fishing line?] is the angler's exaggeration, IT WAS THIS BIG.
- [Tag line?] is YOU'RE IT in a game of tag.
- [Party line?] is TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! in the movie Animal House, most notably.
- [Time line?] is MY, IT'S LATE.
[Box behind a painting, maybe] is a wall SAFE. This could be targeted by a THIEF, who might be described as [One taking things badly?]. I like this pair of clues. People in the grid include Phoebe CATES, ["Fast Times at Ridgemont High" actress]; LUISE [Rainer who won back-to-back Oscars]; [German fantasy novelist Michael] ENDE of The Neverending Story; actor ERNEST Borgnine (why wasn't he on Star Trek? The Borg, Seven-of-Nine, Borgnine...seems like a natural fit); Buddy EBSEN, a [Clampett player] on The Beverly Hillbillies; [Noted shoe collector] IMELDA Marcos; [Conductor friend of pianist Vladimir] is ARTURO Toscanini (Vladimir Horowitz married Toscanini's daughter); ["Dracula" director Browning] is named TOD, and he's the go-to one-D TOD in crosswords; and LOU Gehrig was a [Teammate of the Babe].
The oddball or obscurely clued stuff is as follows:
- Mystery materials! [Golf ball covering] is BALATA, and [Matted woolen sheet] is BATT. There's also [Kid stuff] for SUEDE—common material, but a tricky clue.
- ["M*A*S*H" ranks] is LTS, short for lieutenants. Now, I remember Major Houlihan, Captain Pierce, and Colonel Potter, and Radar was a corporal. I suspect the clue was chosen for its abbreviated nature, because lieutenants don't come readily to mind when I think of the TV series.
- [In-state opponent of a 'Cane] is a NOLE. This one's new to me; I presume it's Florida's Seminoles and Hurricanes.
- A MODEM is a [Digital interpreter] in some way.
- OSAKA is clued as [Yodo River city], and that Yodo part didn't shout out "Japanese geography" to me.
- The [Sugar Plum Fairy's instrument] is the CELESTA. Also from the world of music is YESTERME, [Beginning of a 1969 Stevie Wonder title] that rings no bells for me.
- [Snippy retort] is "IS SO." A further slide down the slippery slope of "AM SO," "DO TOO," "ARE NOT" playground retort category of fill.
