WSJ 8:35
Sun 6:24
NYT 5:37
CHE 5:17
LAT 3:41
CS 3:12
(updated at 11:45 a.m. Friday)
Hey, word nerds! Do you like spelling? Check out the online Spelling Bee at the Virtual Thesaurus site. It uses all sorts of fancy-pants algorithms to figure out what sort of words to give you—if you're not a terrific speller, it won't give you words like caracole. If you do have mad spelling skillz, it'll challenge you a lot but not punish you for getting some difficult words wrong. The top score is 800, and I can attest that you can score 800 despite missing a sizeable percentage of your words. (I flubbed 8 of my last 50 words.) If you play long enough, it'll give you another crack at words you gave up on—and it shows you the correct spelling when you "surrender," so pay attention to those freebie answers.
I learned about the Spelling Bee from Ben Zimmer's OUPblog post.
I must tear myself away from the Spelling Bee to tend to the crosswords.Jim Page's New York Times crossword starts with a mini-theme—["Easy does it!"] clues the two intersecting 15-letter answers, TAKE A DEEP BREATH and WHAT'S THE BIG RUSH—and builds the rest of the puzzle around it with fill that groups itself into assorted topic areas.
We've got some pop culture:
- Chuck NORRIS is the ["Good Guys Wear Black" star, 1978].
- ADAM WEST is the [Actor voicing the mayor on "Family Guy"].
- DAME EDNA is [Aussie with purple hair and ornate glasses].
- The [Sammy nicknamed "The Red Rocker"] is Sammy HAGAR.
- ISR., or Israel, is a [Big exporter of diamonds: Abbr.]. A [Nazareth native, e.g.] is a SABRA, or one born in Israel.
- BADEN is a [Black Forest resort] known for its mineral springs. BADEN means "baths."
- The [Capital of the Apulia region] in Italy is BARI.
- SAO fills in the blank in [__ Jorge (Azores island)].
- [Chicago's Little Village, e.g.] is a BARRIO. I've never heard it called that here, but Wikipedia is pretty convincing.
- RENNES is the [Capital of the Brittany region].
- [Maestro ___ de Waart] is named EDO, and the [Longtime La Scala music director] is Riccardo MUTI.
- ARTES are [Cultural doings in Cadiz].
- PASTA / SALADS are [picnic dishes].
- SNO Balls are what's meant by [Hostess ___ Balls].
- A [Little something] to snack on is a NOSH. Have you read Giles Coren's excoriation of his newspaper editors for changing "where to go for a nosh" into "where to go for nosh."
- A [Drink with a straw] is a MALT.
- [Some porters] are STOUTS.
- SODAS are [Ballpark concessionaire's offerings]. So are BEERS, of course.
- NACHOS are [Some chips]. Wow, this puzzle is loaded with junk food.
- FETA cheese is a [Topping on a Mediterranean pizza] that I would not eat.

- [Game played with unmentionables?] is TA[BOO].
- [What the king of diamonds holds] is an AXE. Really? Yes.
- [Chacmas, for example] are BA[BOO]NS. Chacmas? Yes, grayish black baboons of southern and eastern Africa.
- [Sprinter Pistorius] is named OSCAR. This one was vaguely familiar.
- ICE-NINEI This clue wasn't hard for any Vonnegut fan—[Ocean freezer in "Cat's Cradle"]—but I love the entry and wanted to mention it. Read more here.
- I took [Site to read the writing on the wall?] too literally, picturing an actual wall. The answer's FACE[BOO]K. Facebook is where I encountered the link to Ben Zimmer's post about Spelling Bee.
- [Used kettlebells, say] clues EXERCISED.
- [Last rewards?] are [BOO]BY PRIZES. This one's not so tough, but again, a great entry.
Updated:

- [Voter from Twain's hometown?] is a HANNIBAL ELECTOR, playing on fictional creepazoid Hannibal Lecter.
- [Meetings of the Hypnotist Party?] are TRANCE CAUCUSES. This plays on the Transcaucasus region, which includes parts or all of Armenia, Azerbaijan, and Georgia. That's some high-end geography-based punning there, isn't it?
- [Communist goon candidate whose name isn't on the ballot?] is a RED WRITE-IN HOOD, playing on Red Riding Hood.
- [Convention deadlock?] is a DELEGATE BALANCE, building on a "delicate balance."

- [Candidate Benny Goodman] GETS SWING VOTE, as he was a swing/Big Band musician.
- [Candidate Orville Redenbacher] MAKES CONCESSION SPEECH, because Redenbacher's a popcorn brand and popcorn's sold at movie theater concession stands.
- [Candidate Gingerbread Man] LOSES IN RUNOFF, because the Gingerbread Man was always running away to avoid being eaten, but was eventually scarfed down by a wily fox who outwitted him.

- YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS is one [Grumpy remark], though it sounds more disbelieving than cross to me.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT is clued as another [Grumpy remark], though it too sounds more disbelieving than testy.
- The final [Grumpy remark] is indeed grumpy: THAT TICKS ME OFF.

Plenty of tough clues, like [Post-recession measure?] for a TOUPEE, STU [Holcomb who coached for Miami and Purdue] (who?), and WELCH [__ Hall (Yale freshman dormitory)].