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(updated at 10:30 a.m. Wednesday)The crux of Steven Zisser's New York Times crossword theme lies in the clues. The trick those clues play isn't usually so prominent in a Wednesday puzzle, which strives to be more challenging than Monday but not so vexing that it scares people off. If you've seen the flower = "something that flows, a flow-er" trick before, you know what's happening in the theme clues:
- A [Meteor shower] that might show meteors is the PLANETARIUM. Chicago is home to the Adler Planetarium, which still needs a new projector because that congressional earmark you may have heard about never actually made it through.
- [Country bowers] using a long-O bow to play their instruments are FIDDLE PLAYERS.
- [Farm towers] aren't silos but TEAMS OF HORSES, which may tow a plow on a farm.
- The main [South American flower] that flows is the AMAZON RIVER.
- [What subjects and verbs should do] is AGREE. Grammar, usage, and mistakes involving them are the topic of the NYT blog After Deadline.
- ["Lady Love" singer Lou] made me laugh because my first thought was Lou Dobbs and not Lou RAWLS.
- A LIFESAVER candy is a [Holey confection]. Thank you, crossword, for not describing Swiss cheese as a "confection." You had me scared for a moment.
- [Fife and Frank] are fictional and real BARNEYS. Barney Rubble feels left out.
- HALF-MAST is clued [Flag's position, at times]. If you want to impress a nerd, use the term half-staff unless you're talking about a flag on a ship.
- [Glen Bell's fast food] is TACOS. Did you know Taco Bell was started by a Mr. Bell? I should start Taco Reynaldo, and Will Shortz should found Taco Shortz. Let us not think of SPOOR, or an [Animal's trail], when we're eating tacos.
- ["The Cloister and the Hearth" novelist] is named READE. This may be ironic, because I'm not sure I know anyone who's read Reade.
- The 3-letter [Southeast Asian] answer is LAO.
- An OAR is a [Trireme tool]. Triremes and biremes are ships with three and two sets of oars on a side, respectively.
- TERNS are [Fork-tailed flyers], essentially small seagulls. Don't confuse them with the ERNE or ERN, which is a sea eagle. These critters are the crossword's favorite seabirds.
- The last name of [Susan of "L.A. Law"] is DEY. She also played Laurie Partridge on The Partridge Family, but I haven't seen her in anything lately.
- ALAR may be clued as [Wing-shaped] or as a banned apple spray.
- The [One-named artist] called ERTE is mostly clued as an Art Deco artist/designer/name/notable.
- A [Narrow inlet] is called a RIA.

My favorite clues and answers:
- HEP C is short for hepatitis C, a [Liver disease, for short].
- [Note that Kenny G held for 45 minutes, 47 seconds]. Was this during a concert? Because that sounds terribly dull to listen to.
- BEE is clued as [Correspondent Samantha of "The Daily Show"]. She's hilarious.
- [Anchors can be seen on them] means NEWSCASTS and not something nautical. Crosswords have too much nautical business as it is.
- Thomas EDISON was a [Light-headed person]. Wait, this isn't a favorite clue. It's a clue I don't quite grasp. Because the idea for electric lightbulbs came from his head?
- [Closely examine the figures] clues OGLE, so those figures aren't financial data. Nobody ogles those.
Updated:

- TURNED A BLIND EYE, or [Pretended not to see, with "to")
- NIGHTSHADE, or [Belladonna or bittersweet].
- SHUTTERBUG, or [One on a shooting spree?].
- THE FINAL CURTAIN, or [End of a Broadway run, figuratively].
Of course, a theme this flexible has also been done before. I searched for CURTAINCALL in the Cruciverb.com database and found two similar themes—Fred Piscop's 12/8/01 CrosSynergy, with BLIND ALLEY and SHADE OF BLUE joining CURTAIN CALL and SHUTTERBUG; and Lee Weaver's 6/15/99 Newsday, with two 11's and two 9's. Mind you, this is no slam on Ginzburg's puzzle today. Crossword constructors do tend to play with language in many of the same ways, so several are likely come up with the same theme idea independently. You wouldn't want to see the same theme reworked in the same venue just months apart, but for versions of a theme to be published in different venues or separated by years? Not a problem.

- ORANGE CRUSH is a [Fruit-flavored soda]. Lynn had that answer in her theme, too, and I like its freshness in both puzzles.
- MAIN SQUEEZE is a [Favorite girlfriend or boyfriend, in slang]. Terrific entry.
- ACORN SQUASH is a [Thanksgiving side dish] that was also in Lynn's NYT.
- MONSTER MASH was a [Dance novelty of the 1960s]. Fun answer.

Most surprising answer: HYMEN, clued as innocuously as possible with [Maidenhead]. Toughest clues, for me: [Moirae (Greek) or Parcae (Roman)] for the FATES; [Satanist LaVey] for ANTON; [Beetle's bane] for SARGE (from the "Beetle Bailey" comic strip); [Chief Lone Wolf and his people] for KIOWAS. Favorite clues: [Unit of force?] for COP; [Smashing Pumpkins guitarist James] IHA, because I bought his sweet, RETRO solo CD in the '90s; and [On the clock?] for TIMED, the way Tyler, I, and many of you solve most crosswords.

- BEE BOOSTING is clued as [Working for the apiarist's lobby?]. Bee sting + BOO.
- [Rule regarding seabirds?] is a BOOBY LAW, building on bylaw. (Boobies' most striking representatives are the blue-footed and red-footed birds.)
- Ban deodorant expands into BABOON DEODORANT, a [Source of lavender scent from the primate cage?].
- Rapper T-Pain yields BOOT PAIN, or the [Result of failing to break in your Timberlands?].
- The [Leading final car?] is the HEAD CABOOSE.