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Natan Last's New York Times crosswordWhen it comes to a Monday puzzle, I tend to look at 1-Across and, without writing in that answer, start on the Down clues that it feeds into. Imagine my surprise when 1- and 2-Down were both the sorts of zippy answers you expect to see in a themeless puzzle on Friday or Saturday—MR. BURNS is the [Owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant on "The Simpsons"] and YOU'RE IT is a [Shout in tag]. The rest of the puzzle wasn't quite up to the same level, but really, one isn't expecting a Monday puzzle to have as much breathtaking fill of a sparkling themeless. The theme is a basic vowel-progression theme, with the added oomph of a surprisingly non-stodgy middle entry:
- RACKETEER is clued as [Al Capone, for one]. Anyone else try to wedge BOOTLEGGER in there?
- RECKLESS means [Not heeding danger].
- RICKROLLING is a [Widespread Internet prank involving a bait-and-switch link to a music video. If you're not familiar with Rickrolling, see this January Brendan Quigley post and click on the link for the crossword. The popularity of this particular prank mystifies me.
- ROCK STAR is clued as [Mick Jagger or Bruce Springsteen]. Who would have guessed 25 years ago that both of these guys would still be touring in their 50s and 60s?
- RUCKSACKS are [Packs for bikers and hikers].
- COBALT is a [Metal that gave its name to a shade of blue].
- SQUAB is a great-looking word. Too bad the meaning is [Young pigeon].
- The crossings I had in place for [Bulrush, e.g.] coaxed me into answering HEDGE instead of SEDGE. Whoops. "Bulrush" isn't such a Monday-friendly word.
- MORTON is the ["When it rains, it pours" salt brand]. Would you recognize the character on the Morton label and other product mascots? Try this Sporcle.com quiz.
- GERTRUDE gets a Shakespeare clue: [She says "The lady protest too much, methinks" in "Hamlet"].
- MUSCLE is [What a bodybuilder builds]. I frittered away a little time trying to come up with a suitable 6-letter muscle that would fit there.
Fred Jackson III's L.A. Times crossword

I would have liked to see livelier fill in this puzzle, since there are only 39 theme squares here. QUAFFS ([Beers and ales]) crossing COIFFURE ([Hairdo]) is cool, though. The awkward RESNAP, or [Shoot again], is accompanied by a surfeit of short fill like ERN, SSE, ANAT, ULT, OPER, STES, UAR, and SSA.
ACA, or [Here, in Spain], is one of those Spanish words that maybe folks in L.A. are more familiar with than I am. What's the difference between ACA and AQUI? I know AQUI better.
For another take on this puzzle, here's PuzzleGirl's L.A.C.C. post.
Brendan Emmett Quigley's themeless blog crossword, "Superchunk"

- Iran's Mahmoud AHMADINEJAD was the controversial [Speaker at Columbia 9/24/2007].
- COME TO PAPA! That means ["Walk this way!"], but not in an Aerosmith/Run D.M.C. sort of way.
- The LONE RANGER is a [Silver figure?].
- [The next one takes place in Shanghai, 2010] clues the WORLD'S FAIR. What puzzle did I see last week with the They Might Be Giants song ANA NG in it? That song mentions the '64 World's Fair. Here's the "Ana Ng" video for your viewing pleasure.
- To GALUMPH is to [Walk clumsily]. The H is shared by SLOSH, which is a great mate for GALUMPH.
Martin Ashwood-Smith's CrosSynergy puzzle, "Heavens Above"

- [Frankie Carle's theme song] is SUNRISE SERENADE. Frankie who? Must be before my time. There's also a Glenn Miller connection that is before my time, too.
- MOON OVER PARADOR is a reasonably forgettable '80s movie—and yet I remember it still. It probably helps that the movie's fake country looks like a portmanteau of Paraguay and Ecuador. Why not Moon Over Ecuaguay? The clue, [Dreyfuss-Julia comedy of 1988], cites Richard Dreyfuss and Raul Julia, but looks an awful lot like a mangling of Julia Louis-Dreyfuss. I like the confusion that offers.
- STARS AND STRIPES is the U.S. [Military newspaper founded in 1861].