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Wow, when you don't blog a bunch of puzzles until Sunday afternoon, when 5:00 rolls around the last thing you want to do is blog another crossword. Sorry to be so tardy. Long weekend!
Randall Hartman's New York Times crosswordI did this puzzle last week when Will Shortz sent the puzzles along for the Marbles Amateur Crossword Tournament, and it felt like such slow going. Paper! I don't like doing crosswords on paper as much as online.
The theme is the J CREW, a [Retail clothing giant...or a description of 17- and 53-Across and 10- and 24-Down?]. The J CREW are four people with J.J. initials, supplemented by a JELLY JAR that's not part of the theme. The people include JANIS JOPLIN, the ["Me and Bobby McGee" singer, 1971]—and I just now noticed that this clue repeats a word in the grid, MCGEE or [Fibber of old radio]. I missed seeing that a few days ago, just as I often miss seeing such duplications. JACOB JAVITS is the NYC-centric answer here; [Longtime New York senator for whom a center is named] refers to a convention center in New York. JOE JACKSON is not only the "Stepping Out" singer but also [White Sox outfielder nicknamed Shoeless]. JESSE JAMES was a [Brother outlaw in the Wild West]. Jesse Jackson's first and last name were used elsewhere, so he's an honorary member of the theme.
It's fun to have so many J words in a Monday puzzle, isn't it? A knights' JOUST meets JOJO, clued by way of ["___ left his home in Tucson, Arizona" (Beatles lyric)]. There's a HUNG JURY, which is [Cause for a mistrial]. And [Mexican beans] of the mushy refried variety are FRIJOLES (yum). It's been a long time since I've run across a mention of JAYE, ["The Gong Show" panelist ___ P. Morgan]. Remember her? Without a J, we have other good stuff, like THE MASK, the [1994 Jim Carrey film]; PANACHE, or [Flair]; and YES, I KNOW, or ["So you've said"]. The most topically current clue is [Bo : Obama :: ___ : Roosevelt]. Bo is the First Family's new Portuguese water dog, and FALA was FDR's dog. FALA's a lousy entry, if you ask me, but the topicality of White House dogs this month revives it.
Updated Monday morning:
David Cromer's L.A. Times crosswordBack in the '70s, there was a pop-culture moment in which CB radios were all the rage. The song "Convoy" ensured that my generation learned the basic CB lingo. So when the beginning of [Start of a trucker's communication] was BREAKER, I filled in the rest immediately: BREAKER ONE-NINE. The following theme clue, [Start of a sound man's mike check], began with TESTING, and though there wasn't enough room for ONE, TWO, THREE to follow it, clearly this was a word + numbers theme, right? Wrong:
- [Start of many a corny joke] is KNOCK-KNOCK.
- [Start of a trucker's communication] is BREAKER, BREAKER. My 1-9 is nowhere to be found, alas.
- [Start of a sound man's mike check] is TESTING...TESTING.
- [Start of a newsboy's cry] is EXTRA, EXTRA.
- [Play-of-color gem] is the OPAL.
- [To the left, at sea] is APORT.
- To [Remove by percolation] is to LEACH it.
- Remember [Hannibal the Cannibal], Hannibal LECTER?
- TOKE means [Casino gratuity] as well as a drag on a joint.
- [2007 William P. Young Christian-themed best-seller] is THE SHACK. Never heard of it. The B-52s song "Love Shack," on the other hand, is much more familiar.

- 18A: QUICK BREAD is a [Bake sale offering]. The clue seems a little vague, but it's hard to clue this more specifically without using the word "bread." Oh, wait. Muffins are quick breads. [Blueberry muffin, e.g.] would work.
- 26A: BRIGHT FUTURE is a [Good thing to look forward to].
- 44A: [Fashionista, usually] is a SHARP DRESSER.
- 57A: SMART ALECK is a [Sassy sort].
- [Successor of Dag Hammarskjold] is U THANT.
- [Dadaist who called himself both Hans and Jean] is ARP.
- [Dept. that sponsors the 4-H club] is AGR.
- [Precipitous plummet] is a NOSE-DIVE. Great entry.
- [Vegas hotel that's named for a sword] is EXCALIBUR. Also a great entry.
- [They drill for black gold] clues OIL RIGS. The "they" made me think we wanted people here, not machines.
- C.S. LEWIS is another lively answer—clued as [Creator of Narnia].
- Not crazy about the adjective TWO-STROKE, [Like some penalties in golf].

The theme goes on to make things TEMPER and TEMPEST: [Hissy fit] is a TEMPER TANTRUM and [Buffeted during a strong blow at sea] clues TEMPEST-TOSSED. Wouldn't it be fun if there were varying degrees of temporariness that could be used in superlative forms? If there were a temp directory, a temper directory for files stored for less time, and a tempest directory for the most fleeting file storage?
Favorite clues and answers:
- 16A: [Bit of cocoa?] is the SILENT A at the end.
- 18/21A: The TSONGAS / ARENA is a [Lowell, Massachusetts sporting/concert venue named after a former senator]. I liked Paul Tsongas, but not the lying about his health.
- 47A: [Telephone conversations on the web technology, for short] is VOIP. I like the au courantness of VOIP, but the clue needed to be recast as [Technology for phone conversations on the web, for short]—I was parsing it as "phone conversations about web technology," which made no sense.
- 54A: WETNAPS! [They may come in packets with buffalo wings].
- 3D: WHAT ELSE? is clued ["You guessed it!"]. Have you seen this Mother's Day video? The gift scene comes to mind whenever I read the words "What else?"