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(post updated at 11:15 a.m. Friday)Joe Krozel packs 10 15-letter answers into his New York Times crossword, but he spaces them out so it feels different from the sort of themeless puzzle with lots of 15's stacked together. Here are the long answers, every one of 'em a lively phrase:
- SHIVER ME TIMBERS is a [Cry on a corsair], which is not to be confused with a Corvair. (Pirate ship vs. unsafe car.)
- [Something exercised by artists] is CREATIVE LICENSE.
- THE COST OF LIVING? [It's high in Manhattan].
- PENTATONIC SCALE is a [Music theory subject] I know zip about.
- STING OPERATIONS are [Plans to nail suspects].
- The [Goal of a neighborhood watch] is CRIME PREVENTION.
- SERVICE STATIONS are [Island locales] in that gas pumps are located on little islands. Great clue.
- [Coaching cliche] is THERE'S NO I IN TEAM. May I point out that there is also no WE or US in team?
- CRITICAL ACCLAIM represents [Great all-around reviews].
- [Is totally apathetic] clues DOESN'T GIVE A HOOT. Anyone my age can't hear "give a hoot" without thinking of the '70s PSA catchphrase, "Give a hoot—don't pollute."
- [It makes pot potent: Abbr.] isn't the letters ENT—it's THC, tetrahydrocannabinol.
- [Judah's house, in a Lew Wallace title] is HUR. Is this related to Ben-Hur at all?
- [Thirds, e.g.] is MORE. More food! Anyone have thirds of Thanksgiving dinner? Anyone not have thirds?
- There's a bizarre crossing between PSEC, a [Tiny fraction of a min.] (picosecond), and A SEC, as in ["Be there in ___"].
- [State whose capital is Panaji] is GOA in India.
- [Yom ___] is TOV. All I could think of is the Thai dish, tom yum.
- TONI [___ Twins (pair in old ads for home perm kits)] dates back to the "Give a hoot" era. "Which twin has the Toni?"
- [Part of O.H.M.S.] is ON HER, as in On Her Majesty's Service. Is the James Bond movie On Her Majesty's Secret Service playing on that?
- [Rough housing] is a HUT and not just roughhousing, the action.
- [Commandant's outfit: Abbr.] is USMC, the U.S. Marine Corps.
- Roman numeral year! [Year Emperor Henry IV was dethroned] was MCV, or 1105.
- [Verb from which "sum" is derived] is ESSE, Latin for "to be." Latin sum means "am" (or maybe "I am").
Updated:

- [Bangkok wave?] is a THAI BREAKER (tie-breaker).
- [Vocal ranges of Prague crooners?] are CZECH REGISTERS (check registers).
- [Bilbao native al fresco?] clues BASQUE IN THE SUN (bask in the sun).
- ["Come up and see my etchings, Helja," e.g.?] clues FINNISH LINE, as in a line used in a singles bar (finish line).
Clues that got in the way of my finding the answers (as they're supposed to on a Friday):
- CLEAT = [Nautical line securer]. Man, I hate nautical clues. No baseball shoes here?
- HELLO = ["That is soooo stupid!"].
- RAPID = [Like arpeggioed notes]. Man, musical terms are not my forte.
- SOX = [Bo follower?]. I had the OX and went with TOX.
- FROST = the verb [Top in a bakery]. I was thinking noun and CRUST.
- SERMONS = [Homiletics subject]. Homiletics is "the art of preaching or writing sermons."

- [How did the mathematician describe a Sicilian pizza?] He said PIE ARE SQUARE. πr2 is the formula for calculating the area of a circle. To calculate the area of a Sicilian pizza, just multiply the length by the width.
- [What did the mathematical pirate say when his bird flew away?] POLLY GONE. A polygon is a multi-sided shape.
- [What did the mathematical mermaid buy at Victoria's Secret?] Why, ALGAE BRAS, of course. I don't think algebra takes a plural, but the S was needed to create a 9-letter answer to balance POLLY GONE.
- [What did the mathematical lumberjack dance to?] LOGGER RHYTHM (logarithm).


- [Huge sum from Havana?] is MEGABUCKS, with Cuba running backwards inside it.
- [Bulky lizard from Bamako?] is GILA MONSTER, hiding Mali.
- [Discerning in Jerusalem?] is CLEAR-SIGHTED with an embedded Israel.
- [Martial arts target in Lima?] is a PRESSURE POINT with Peru inside.
- Italy lurks in [Ancient tongue from Rome?], or EARLY LATIN. This clue works on an extra level, since Early Latin may well have been spoken exactly where modern-day Rome is.
- [Screenwriters from Tehran?] are SCENARISTS around Iran.
- [Breakfast treat from Muscat?] is CINNAMON TOAST, with Oman filling.
- [Bedtime reading from Damascus?] includes FAIRY STORIES (Syria).
- ["Seinfeld" actor from Nairobi?] is WAYNE KNIGHT (Kenya).
- [Nacho toppers from Katmandu?] are JALAPENOS (Nepal). You actually can find nachos in Katmandu, but they may disappoint you.