NYT 9:something, maybe
Sun 5:40
LAT 3:26
CS 3:08
(updated at 9:50 a.m. Thursday)
Hoo-wee, am I sleepy! And it's not even time for the NYT crossword yet. Could be the wine over dinner, could be the latish night watching election returns last night, could be a nascent case of narcolepsy. Time will tell.The Sun crossword by Patrick Blindauer is called "OO7," with two letter O's rather than two zeroes. Each theme entry is a phrase with an O in which that O gets doubled to change the sense—and there are seven of these answers.
- The Mod Squad becomes [Cheerleaders?], or the MOOD SQUAD.
- A pop quiz slaughters the crossword breakfast test with its double-O making it POOP QUIZ, or [Test on which to use a number two pencil?]. Get it? "Number two"? This one gave me the juvenile giggles.
- Slop bucket transforms into SLOOP BUCKET, or [Pail for bailing out a single-masted vessel]. (Eh. That one's not so zippy.)
- Hot pants morph into HOOT PANTS, or [Trousers for Woodsy Owl?] Woodsy Owl's big catchphrase in the '70s was "Give a hoot, don't pollute." My kid's learning about conservation, recycling, global warming, etc., in third grade right now. He's chiding me any time I turn on a lamp when it's not pitch dark out, and demands that we use those spiral fluorescent bulbs. (Dude, we have three rooms lighted by those bulbs. Cut your parents some slack.)
- NOON SMOKING is clued as [Having a midday menthol?], and the theme answer derives from non-smoking.
- Stopgap measures turn into STOOP GAP, or [Entrance stairway discontinuity].
- Lop-eared bunnies become [Like people with hoops in their lobes], or LOOP-EARED.

The gimmick is rebus squares containing numbers and words that represent the standard playing cards, from 2 through 10 and then JACK, QUEEN, KING, and ACE. Alas, in the NYT applet, the JACK square isn't circled. Here are the theme entries:
- 1-Across is SUIT, [What the 13 circled things in this puzzle constitute]. As in diamonds, spades, hearts, clubs— a suit.
- The middle entry has a cute traffic jam of four rebus squares in a row: WOR[KING] 24/7, or [Never idle]. The crossings are PAR[KING] SP[ACE], [TWO]-YEAR-OLD, V-4'S ([Some engines]), and SALE[S EVEN]T. That PAR[KING] SP[ACE] also intersects with SURF[ACE] AREA, or [Full coverage?].
- A [Pound delivery] is a CA[NINE], crossing [Like many office jobs], or [NINE] TO [FIVE], which in turn crosses the BEST OF [FIVE] [A.L. or N.L. Division Series format].
- MP[THREE] PLAYERS cross IN [THREE]-D.
- ["Scratch that!"] can be rendered as "86 it," so the theme entry's [EIGHT][SIX] IT. This crosses [EIGHT]-MAN, or [Like squads in arena football] (... if you say so), and [SIX]-SHOOTER, [Something that may hold up a train].
- Steve MC[QUEEN] was the [Actor known as the King of Cool]. He crosses RED [QUEEN], ["Through the Looking-Glass" protagonist].
- ["Bad Girl" singer] LATOYA [JACK]SON is missing the circle for her playing card. She can handle this unfortunate wardrobe malfunction and goes on with the show, crossing [JACK] UP, or [Hike].
- [Barefaced] means patent, or PA[TEN]T. It crosses ROT[TEN].
Updated:

- [Saltine gone bad?] is an UNSAFE CRACKER.
- [Castle in the air?] is an UNREAL ESTATE.
- [Skier Picabo before a big race?] is an UNEASY STREET.
- [Flawed methodology?] is an UNSOUND SYSTEM.

- BANANA SPLIT is an [Ice cream treat], and a some voters fill out a split ticket.
- [McDonald's purchase] is a HAPPY MEAL (meal ticket).
- [1968 hit for the Zombies] is a song I don't know, TIME OF THE SEASON. Hardcore sports fans with money buy season tickets.
- [Bragged] means TALKED BIG, and a Mercedes is a big-ticket item.
- FREE PARKING is (a) a godsend in a big city and (b) a [Monopoly space]. Parking tickets are not godsends—unless, of course, you're a city planner trying to figure out how to fund the operational budget.