NYT 9:12
PI 8:18
BG 7:48
LAT 6:58
CS 4:12
(Updated at 1:15 Sunday afternoon)
Set your TiVo, DVR, VCR, or calendar for next Sunday, Nov. 16, for The Simpsons, at 8 p.m. (7 Central). This episode marks the cartoon-character debut of Will Shortz and Merl Reagle, and the storyline involves Lisa competing in a crossword tournament. Be sure to set your machine to record for more than a half hour—the football game that precedes The Simpsons might run long.Paula Gamache's New York Times crossword, "Sounds Like It's Cold in Here," makes me want to say "bra humbug," except that sounds negative and I have only positive feelings towards Paula's puzzle. The theme entries take various words that start with B and turns them into BR words, drastically altering the sense of each phrase. Alas, it took me a while to cotton on to how the theme worked.
- [Question to a paralegal?] is WHERE'S THE BRIEF? This plays on the catchphrase, "Where's the beef?"
- [Red Sox franchise?] is BRAND IN BOSTON. I had to Google banned in Boston to understand this one—turns out Boston remained puritanical after the rest of the country moved along.
- "Buyer beware" yields BRIER BEWARE, or [Warning sign outside of Br'er Rabbit's home].
- [Useful advice for a ring referee?] is the 21-letter, grid-spanning KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BRAWL ("keep your eye on the ball").
- [Clinician in the 'hood?] is a MEDICINE BRO, building on Medicine Bow, as in these mountains.
- Bestsellers become BREAST SELLERS, or [Silicone implant companies?].
- [Matzo mover?] is a FLATBREAD TRUCK, playing on flatbed truck. My favorite flatbreads are Indian ones—nan, paratha, and puri.
Mystery answers: I'm not familiar with cribbage, so PEG OUT was a mystery for [Score the winning point in cribbage]. SHENZI is ["The Lion King" character voiced by Whoopi Goldberg]; I believe she's a hyena, but I had no idea what the character was named. THRACE is the [Homeland of Orpheus]—another answer pieced together thanks to the crossings. NICAEA was the [Site of two ecumenical councils]; this is where we got the Nicene creed. LANIER completes [Georgia's Lake ___, behind the Buford Dam].
Other stuff: The [18th-century Venetian fresco painter] TIEPOLO has probably seen his name in a few cryptic crosswords (tie + polo). It took me a while to extract S'POSE from the clue, [What if, informally]. Let me know if you learned anywhere other than crosswords that [Fancy shooting marbles] are called TAWS; for me, it's strictly cruciverbal knowledge. The three-word BY THE BY is a great answer; the clue is [Incidentally]. [Hero of New Orleans] is the POORBOY sandwich; make mine catfish. [Play with machines] means a play with machines, robots in particular—Karel Capek's R.U.R. [Periods between Winter and Summer Olympics] are BIENNIA. A [Stand for things] is an ETAGERE. The Volkswagen BEETLE is the [Automotive comeback of 1998].

- [Derby track] is CHU_RCHILL DOWNS, crossing TE_XAS.
- [Boise-born senator who served from 1957 to 1981] is FRANK CHUR_CH, crossing OREG_ON. I don't know this guy.
- The Dana [Carvey character] THE C_HURCH LADY meets TE_NNESSEE.
- FREDERICK EDWIN CHUR_CH, a [Hartford-born landscape painter], is also unfamiliar to me. He intersects with HA_WAII.
- A [Knot-tying event] is a CHURC_H WEDDING, and Senator Church's IDA_HO is here.
- [Poor example?] is also an exemplar of quiet: C_HURCH MOUSE crosses NE_VADA.
- The ["Pogo" character] CH_URCHY LaFEMME meets up with the state of OH_IO.
Updated Saturday evening:

- [Allotment for Danny?] is a KAYE RATION (K-ration).
- [Gulf, perhaps] is a SEA SECTION (C-section).
- [Transport for sheep?] is a EWE BOAT (U-boat).
- [Group of debtors?] is an OWE RING (O-ring).
- ["How to Play Pool" chapter?] is CUE TIPS (Q-tips).
- [Brewing bags?] are TEA SQUARES (T-squares).
- [Honeycomb?] is a BEE COMPLEX (B-complex vitamins).
- [Styes, e.g.?] are EYE FORMATIONS (I formations in football).
- [Genetic cause of curiosity?] is the WHY CHROMOSOME (Y chromosome). This one's my favorite theme entry. The why chromosome is expressed most fully at age 4.
Updated Sunday morning:

- [Drunk bricklayer?] is a STONED MASON.
- [Drunk section of operagoers?] is a JUICED BOX.
- [Drunk chug-a-lugger?] is a GASSED GUZZLER.
- [Drunk business magnate?] is an OILED MAGNATE.
- [Drunk officer?] is a TANKED COMMANDER.
- [Drunk leader?] is a HAMMERED HEAD.
- [Drunk pitchman?] is a TRASHED TALKER.
- [Drunk diner employee?] is a FRIED COOK. This one's my favorite.
- [Drunk cheerleading team?] is the BOMBED SQUAD.

- A [Bit of dirty pool] is a CHEAP SHOT, which is something I'm sure HONEST ABE ([Presidential nickname]) wouldn't have stooped to.
- TOON is a plain answer, but the clue, [Bart or Homer Simpson], reminds me that in a week, [Merl Reagle or Will Shortz] could clue TOON too. How cool is that? (Answer: Incredibly.)
- I have no idea who ["The Harrad Experiment" author Robert] RIMMER is. Let's consult Madame Google's crystal ball...hello! Rimmer's books center on polyamory as an alternative to monogamy. The book in the clue was adapted into a 1973 movie.
- JOAN BAEZ is the ["And a Voice to Sing With" memoirist]. I guessed this with only the Z in place, thanks to the memoir title. Another first/last name combo ending with a Scrabbly letter is [Silent film star] HARPO MARX, who silently starred in films rather than starring in silent films.
- There are a few answers with stand-alone letters. W.H. AUDEN is clued as a [Pulitzer poet born in York, Eng.]. A AND W root beer, or [Barq's competitor]. SIDE B is a [Platter option]. LATIN I is an [Introductory language course]. U.S. STEEL is the [Company cofounded by J.P. Morgan].
- I like the word MIASMAS, or [Foul atmospheres]. My friend Kristin uses words like this in corporate meetings and is invariably greeted with blank stares, but some words are too apt to be left languishing in the dictionary.
- [Site of Stevenson's last home] took a while to fall into place. It's the city and country, APIA, SAMOA. The Stevenson in question is author Robert Louis Stevenson. (Not Adlai Stevenson, who, like HONEST ABE and Barack Obama, was the product of Illinois politics.)